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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - I Wasn't Ready (S01E01)

"Guard Thomson to the tower."
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"Eat anyway."
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"It's burrata."
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"Thank you."
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"My mother told her friends I'm doing volunteer work in Africa."
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"I bet they're all appalled that you've gone somewhere so filthy and dangerous."
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"So I never carried drugs. Just money."
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"You were a lesbian?"
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"At the time."
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"You still a lesbian?"
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"No, I'm not still a lesbian."
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"You sure?"
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"I once kissed Mary Straley when I was at Miss Porter's school."
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"But it wasn't for me."
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"Wow."
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"Did you know about all this?"
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"No. No, no, I didn't."
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"I mean, she told me how she traveled after college,"
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"but she failed to mention the lesbian lover"
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"who ran an international drug smuggling ring."
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"Imagine my surprise."
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"What on earth did you do with the money?"
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"Well, Grandmother, I wasn't really in it for the money."
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"Oh, Piper, for heaven's sake!."
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"So this is my last post as a free woman."
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"-What are you gonna write? -Hey!."
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"Oh, no. You cannot have a phone in here."
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"This is a federal facility. You have to take that out."
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"Can I? Am I allowed to go out?"
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"He can take it out."
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"So no phone?"
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"-You knew that. -Now."
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"Oh, my God, Larry, by the time I get out"
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"there'll have been, like, three new generations of iPhones."
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"Sir, I can get an officer to escort you out."
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"No, I'm going. It's okay, I'm going, okay? I'll be right back, okay?"
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"I'll take the phone to the car, I'll be right back."
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"Okay? Two seconds."
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"-Yeah? -Okay."
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"Two seconds."
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"-Chapman! -Yes."
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"Yes, that's me. But you have to wait."
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"You're telling me what I have to do?"
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"Get your ass over here, Chapman, now. Move it."
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"He's, he's gonna be right back. We've been waiting here for two hours."
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"And the wait is over."
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"Here's your temporary ID,"
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"you'll stick this on your uniform when we get to that. Now..."
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"-Here. I'm here. Here I am. -Here he is."
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"-Who's this? -My fiancÈ."
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"Yeah? Good luck with that."
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"Excuse me?"
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"-Any personal items? -Here."
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"You can't take this check."
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"But we called last week. And they told me to bring it."
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"He has to send it to Iowa. It takes a few weeks to process."
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"A few weeks? Doesn't she need to buy things?"
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"How it is."
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"Where do we send it?"
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"Hey, you got that Iowa address?"
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"Any Nudie Judies in here? Skin pics? Naughty stuff?"
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"No. No Nudie Judies."
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"Time to say goodbye. It might be a while till you can visit, fiancÈ."
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"-I love you so much. -I love you, too!"
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"-I'll call you as soon as I can. -Okay."
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"Okay? Please send that check immediately."
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"Okay. I will."
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"I love you. Please keep my website updated."
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"I love you so much."
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"It's okay."
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"It's okay."
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"-What size shoe are you? -Nine and a half, ten."
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"These are kinda like Toms."
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"-Who's Tom? -Toms are shoes."
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"When you buy a pair, the company gives another to a child in need."
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"They're great. And they come in lots of different colors and..."
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"How nice."
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"Strip."
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"Get over here."
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"Come here."
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"Are you gonna miss me?"
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"Yes."
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"Too much."
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"Come with me."
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"What?"
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"Come to Bali."
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"Come with me. I mean it. I'll buy you a plane ticket."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yes."
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"Come with me. Quit your job. Come with me."
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"Well, I'd have to give notice."
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"You're a fucking waitress. You don't need to give a notice."
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"Will I get in trouble?"
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"God, I hope so."
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"You know what I mean."
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"You don't have to do anything."
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"You're just there to keep me company, all right?"
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"Come on, babe. I want you to come."
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"And I want you to come."
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"Yes? Is that a yes?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes."
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"Open your mouth, stick out your tongue."
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"Inmates, an updated facility rules with"
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"inmate discipline list is posted in the day room."
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"Lift up your arms."
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"T urn around."
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"Squat."
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"Spread your cheeks and cough."
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"Seriously?"
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"That it?"
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"One more coming, hold on."
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"My zipper's broken."
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"First time down?"
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"My first time here?"
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"Oh, no, your first time in prison?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"It's not so bad. Everyone's okay."
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"You've gotta watch out for the stealing."
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"So, what's your name? Your last name. Everyone uses last names here."
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