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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Ninety-Two (S05E05)

I mean, not a hotdate.

"I mean, not a hotdate."

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Just a regular one?

"Just a regular one?"

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Careful. Don't have a meldooper, Jane.

"Careful. Don't have a meldooper, Jane."

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Oh. Okay. Hope it goes well.

"Oh. Okay. Hope it goes well."

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Slow down, Mateo, you know we don't run in the house.

"Slow down, Mateo, you know we don't run in the house."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It's important to note

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It's important to note"

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that Jane wanted to talk to herabuela about Rafael,

"that Jane wanted to talk to herabuela about Rafael,"

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but unfortunately, she had bigger fish to fry.

"but unfortunately, she had bigger fish to fry."

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Do you?

"Do you?"

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Hmm...

"Hmm..."

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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If he can catch a giant fish, I think he can probably

"If he can catch a giant fish, I think he can probably"

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make his own tuna sandwich.

"make his own tuna sandwich."

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I know. I'm-- I just mean,

"I know. I'm-- I just mean,"

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you're a strong, independent

"you're a strong, independent"

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woman. You don't have to let him hang something

"woman. You don't have to let him hang something"

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on the wall if you don't like it.

"on the wall if you don't like it."

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And yours.

"And yours."

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Yeah, Jane. Ours.

"Yeah, Jane. Ours."

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JANE: It's like they're living in the '50s.

"JANE: It's like they're living in the '50s."

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He might as well have said, "Woman, go make me a sandwich!"

"He might as well have said, "Woman, go make me a sandwich!""

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Woman, go easy on him. Ah...

"Woman, go easy on him. Ah..."

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I'm just worried this will become a pattern.

"I'm just worried this will become a pattern."

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He's herhusband, not yours.

"He's herhusband, not yours."

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And I know you don't excel at minding your own business,

"And I know you don't excel at minding your own business,"

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but you should stay out of their marriage.

"but you should stay out of their marriage."

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You've got this.

"You've got this."

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Yeah? Mm-hmm.

"Yeah? Mm-hmm."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of marriage...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of marriage..."

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How did the proposal go?

"How did the proposal go?"

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Would I be standing here with a ring if it went well?

"Would I be standing here with a ring if it went well?"

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That was a rhetorical question.

"That was a rhetorical question."

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She just wants her money back.

"She just wants her money back."

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Right away.

"Right away."

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Wow. Just handing over that ring

"Wow. Just handing over that ring"

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makes me feel like a weight has been lifted.

"makes me feel like a weight has been lifted."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, it was a three-carat diamond.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, it was a three-carat diamond."

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You were right.

"You were right."

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Ooh, it feels good to get rid of that reminder of J.R.

"Ooh, it feels good to get rid of that reminder of J.R."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's one small step for Petra...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's one small step for Petra..."

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and one giant leap for Rogelio de la Vega.

"and one giant leap for Rogelio de la Vega."

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That's right. Dina really was on a roll.

"That's right. Dina really was on a roll."

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AndThis is Mars got a pilot order from the network!

"AndThis is Mars got a pilot order from the network!"

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How does that space suit feel?

"How does that space suit feel?"

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Sleek, supple and slimming.

"Sleek, supple and slimming."

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I can't wait to get in front of the cameras tomorrow.

"I can't wait to get in front of the cameras tomorrow."

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Rogelio, thank you for the beautiful Martian bouquet.

"Rogelio, thank you for the beautiful Martian bouquet."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. That's gonna be a problem.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. That's gonna be a problem."

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They're not gonna be a problem.

"They're not gonna be a problem."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, ignore me!

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, ignore me!"

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We're so much more talented than them.

"We're so much more talented than them."

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And you're so sexy.

"And you're so sexy."

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And you're so gorgeous.

"And you're so gorgeous."

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And our skin glows like the sun.

"And our skin glows like the sun."

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BOTH: And theirs will only get worse.

"BOTH: And theirs will only get worse."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Looks like they have a mantra, too.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Looks like they have a mantra, too."

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And so will your skin if you keep frowning like that.

"And so will your skin if you keep frowning like that."

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Do you know how much botox

"Do you know how much botox"

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it takes to get rid of worry wrinkles?

"it takes to get rid of worry wrinkles?"

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Approximately eight to 20 units. Exactly.

"Approximately eight to 20 units. Exactly."

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Forget them.

"Forget them."

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No, I was just thinking about Xiomara.

"No, I was just thinking about Xiomara."

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She had her PET scan this morning, so now we're waiting.

"She had her PET scan this morning, so now we're waiting."

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It's just a telemarketer.

"It's just a telemarketer."

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Look, I appreciate the support,

"Look, I appreciate the support,"

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but you guys should really go home.

"but you guys should really go home."

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The doctor probably won't even call today.

"The doctor probably won't even call today."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I thought I was headed in the right direction, you know?

"I thought I was headed in the right direction, you know?"

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Getting used to us as friends.

"Getting used to us as friends."

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But this feels like a real setback.

"But this feels like a real setback."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, remember, Jane, you're gorgeous,

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, remember, Jane, you're gorgeous,"

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your skin looks amazing, and--

"your skin looks amazing, and--"

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oh, sorry. Wrong mantra.

"oh, sorry. Wrong mantra."

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"It's not about the days,

""It's not about the days,"

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it's about the pattern."

"it's about the pattern.""

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It's the doctor's office.

"It's the doctor's office."

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We're right here with you, Mom.

"We're right here with you, Mom."

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Mm-hmm.Thank you.

"Mm-hmm.Thank you."

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But can I have one of my hands back

"But can I have one of my hands back"

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so I can answer?Oh!

"so I can answer?Oh!"

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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Yes, this is Xiomara.

"Yes, this is Xiomara."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Thank you. Bye.

"Thank you. Bye."

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I'm cancer-free.

"I'm cancer-free."

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Oh, yes!

"Oh, yes!"

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Oh, I have to call your father.

"Oh, I have to call your father."

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Oh, thank God. I'm so happy.

"Oh, thank God. I'm so happy."

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I can't wait to see you tonight and celebrate.

"I can't wait to see you tonight and celebrate."

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Okay. You too.

"Okay. You too."

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Xo's PET scan results came back, and she is cancer-free!

"Xo's PET scan results came back, and she is cancer-free!"

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Finally...

"Finally..."

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we can be together!

"we can be together!"

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Mars, we have a problem.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Mars, we have a problem."

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Ms. Fields? They'd like to see you

"Ms. Fields? They'd like to see you"

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for one more zero- gravity hair test.

"for one more zero- gravity hair test."

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To not having cancer.

"To not having cancer."

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To not having cancer.

"To not having cancer."

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I've been saying it over and over all day,

"I've been saying it over and over all day,"

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but it's hard to believe it, you know?

"but it's hard to believe it, you know?"

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It's hard to just click back to normal.

"It's hard to just click back to normal."

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Give yourself time. It'll happen.

"Give yourself time. It'll happen."

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Agreed.

"Agreed."

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And maybe this will help.

"And maybe this will help."

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Should we dance, Mr. de la Vega?

"Should we dance, Mr. de la Vega?"

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I would love to dance, Mrs. de la Vega.

"I would love to dance, Mrs. de la Vega."

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I'm so happy.Me, too.

"I'm so happy.Me, too."

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So happy.

"So happy."

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I also have a piece of-of teeny, tiny,

"I also have a piece of-of teeny, tiny,"

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totally unimportant, not-so-happy news.

"totally unimportant, not-so-happy news."

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News that won't even matter in light

"News that won't even matter in light"

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of how great your news is.

"of how great your news is."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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River kissed me.

"River kissed me."

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What?

"What?"

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Obviously, it wasn't reciprocated.

"Obviously, it wasn't reciprocated."

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Because I'm happily, ecstatically

"Because I'm happily, ecstatically"

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