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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Beach, Please (S12E12)

And I thought we could use a little bonding

"And I thought we could use a little bonding"

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right about now, considering what happened.

"right about now, considering what happened."

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What? Wh‐What happened?

"What? Wh‐What happened?"

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I don't even know what you're talking about.

"I don't even know what you're talking about."

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Remember a few weeks ago when I told you

"Remember a few weeks ago when I told you"

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the "It Takes Gouda to Make a Thing Go Rye" burger

"the "It Takes Gouda to Make a Thing Go Rye" burger"

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‐wasn't my favorite? ‐I don't really remember.

"‐wasn't my favorite? ‐I don't really remember."

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Oh, sure you do. After that you got all quiet.

"Oh, sure you do. After that you got all quiet."

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Short one‐word responses.

"Short one‐word responses."

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I missed us. I needed to do something.

"I missed us. I needed to do something."

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Teddy, I wasn't mad. I think I might

"Teddy, I wasn't mad. I think I might"

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not have even been listening to you.

"not have even been listening to you."

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Teddy, give me the clippers.

"Teddy, give me the clippers."

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No. This thing's got to go right now.

"No. This thing's got to go right now."

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I brought it into this world, and I can take it out.

"I brought it into this world, and I can take it out."

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No, Teddy, keep it. It looks... great.

"No, Teddy, keep it. It looks... great."

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I'm sorry I was annoyed that you were talking about it.

"I'm sorry I was annoyed that you were talking about it."

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And constantly combing it.

"And constantly combing it."

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And constantly going into the bathroom

"And constantly going into the bathroom"

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to play with it so, so many times.

"to play with it so, so many times."

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Well, if you weren't mad at me about the Burger of the Day,

"Well, if you weren't mad at me about the Burger of the Day,"

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truth is, I don't really want this thing.

"truth is, I don't really want this thing."

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It's itchy, and I don't think it really suits my face.

"It's itchy, and I don't think it really suits my face."

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Right? Am I right, sir?

"Right? Am I right, sir?"

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I‐I can't tell. Hold your finger up?

"I‐I can't tell. Hold your finger up?"

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‐See? ‐Yeah. Maybe no mustache.

"‐See? ‐Yeah. Maybe no mustache."

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‐It's coming off. ‐Fine,

"‐It's coming off. ‐Fine,"

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but maybe not here, please?

"but maybe not here, please?"

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Okay, okay. I'll do it at home.

"Okay, okay. I'll do it at home."

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Anyone want to give it a touch before it's gone?

"Anyone want to give it a touch before it's gone?"

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‐Bob? ‐Bob, touch it.

"‐Bob? ‐Bob, touch it."

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Touch his mustache.

"Touch his mustache."

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Oh, okay, fine.

"Oh, okay, fine."

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Huh. It's really silky.

"Huh. It's really silky."

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Hey, Bob, I want you to have this.

"Hey, Bob, I want you to have this."

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Oh. Thank you, Teddy.

"Oh. Thank you, Teddy."

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And just pay me whatever you think is fair.

"And just pay me whatever you think is fair."

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It doesn't have to be the full 75.

"It doesn't have to be the full 75."

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I don't want to pay anything for it.

"I don't want to pay anything for it."

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FISCHOEDER: What a shot.

"FISCHOEDER: What a shot."

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You can barely see the seagull poop on the railings.

"You can barely see the seagull poop on the railings."

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‐Yeah, it's your best angle. ‐It really is.

"‐Yeah, it's your best angle. ‐It really is."

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‐Mr. Fischoeder? ‐Oh, hello,

"‐Mr. Fischoeder? ‐Oh, hello,"

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Mr. Little Girl.

"Mr. Little Girl."

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Well, we cleaned the whole beach.

"Well, we cleaned the whole beach."

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So, I guess you owe us a free day at the park.

"So, I guess you owe us a free day at the park."

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I'll need to check your work.

"I'll need to check your work."

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I have a feeling you missed some spots.

"I have a feeling you missed some spots."

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Oh, are you talking about Mickey and his secret trash stash?

"Oh, are you talking about Mickey and his secret trash stash?"

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"Trash stash"?

""Trash stash"?"

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‐Whatever could you mean? ‐Over there.

"‐Whatever could you mean? ‐Over there."

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FISCHOEDER: All I see is a shy boogie‐boarder

"FISCHOEDER: All I see is a shy boogie‐boarder"

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darting behind a pole.

"darting behind a pole."

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Sonya, what do you think? Do we have what we need?

"Sonya, what do you think? Do we have what we need?"

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‐Are we pamphlet‐ready? ‐I'd say so.

"‐Are we pamphlet‐ready? ‐I'd say so."

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Then, Felix? Peacock?

"Then, Felix? Peacock?"

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(Felix squawking)

"(Felix squawking)"

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Oh, no, look at that.

"Oh, no, look at that."

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Well, you know what they say.

"Well, you know what they say."

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Trashy beach, prize out of reach.

"Trashy beach, prize out of reach."

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‐First of all, fun rhyme. ‐Thank you, I know.

"‐First of all, fun rhyme. ‐Thank you, I know."

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Second of all, looks like you got a real nice picture there.

"Second of all, looks like you got a real nice picture there."

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But so did I.

"But so did I."

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And if you don't stick to our deal,

"And if you don't stick to our deal,"

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the world's gonna see this.

"the world's gonna see this."

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A selfie of a heavily made‐up teen?

"A selfie of a heavily made‐up teen?"

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No, the hermit crab behind her?

"No, the hermit crab behind her?"

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With the Wonder Wharf‐branded foot‐long taco dog

"With the Wonder Wharf‐branded foot‐long taco dog"

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cheesy chunk dipping sauce container for a shell.

"cheesy chunk dipping sauce container for a shell."

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‐Hmm. ‐Yeah. I'm gonna crop out Tammy,

"‐Hmm. ‐Yeah. I'm gonna crop out Tammy,"

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and I'm gonna put this picture on all the social media

"and I'm gonna put this picture on all the social media"

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I can figure out how to get on.

"I can figure out how to get on."

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And people are gonna get real crabby about it.

"And people are gonna get real crabby about it."

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People get really upset about sad animals who live in trash.

"People get really upset about sad animals who live in trash."

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Especially if they're cute.

"Especially if they're cute."

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How cute is that crab? Let me see it again?

"How cute is that crab? Let me see it again?"

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Ooh, he's pretty cute.

"Ooh, he's pretty cute."

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Well, that's some terrific blackmail, young lady.

"Well, that's some terrific blackmail, young lady."

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‐I know. Good. ‐I have no choice but to act.

"‐I know. Good. ‐I have no choice but to act."

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I mean, a thing like this could be bad for my bottom line.

"I mean, a thing like this could be bad for my bottom line."

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Your butt crack? Oh! Got it.

"Your butt crack? Oh! Got it."

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But shutting down the wharf for a whole day,

"But shutting down the wharf for a whole day,"

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so you and your buddies can get your jollies

"so you and your buddies can get your jollies"

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eating my lollies, that costs a lot, too.

"eating my lollies, that costs a lot, too."

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‐It does. ‐Okay, fine.

"‐It does. ‐Okay, fine."

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Starting today, I'm going to pay

"Starting today, I'm going to pay"

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my carnie folk to clean the beach.

"my carnie folk to clean the beach."

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Yeah, you will. Wait, what?

"Yeah, you will. Wait, what?"

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If your sad crab goes viral, I'll just say we jumped

"If your sad crab goes viral, I'll just say we jumped"

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into action the moment we became aware of the situation,

"into action the moment we became aware of the situation,"

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and just look at our carnies clean.

"and just look at our carnies clean."

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Hmm? With such gusto.

"Hmm? With such gusto."

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‐But... ‐Felix, would you be a plucky peacock,

"‐But... ‐Felix, would you be a plucky peacock,"

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and tell Mickey to clean up the trash he just threw?

"and tell Mickey to clean up the trash he just threw?"

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(Felix squawking)

"(Felix squawking)"

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Huh?

"Huh?"

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‐He'll figure it out. ‐Aah!

"‐He'll figure it out. ‐Aah!"

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No, it's not like that. It's like this.

"No, it's not like that. It's like this."

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(squawking)

"(squawking)"

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At least Mr. Fischoeder gave us foot‐long taco dogs.

"At least Mr. Fischoeder gave us foot‐long taco dogs."

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Yep, this thing's filling a foot‐long hole in my heart.

"Yep, this thing's filling a foot‐long hole in my heart."

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Even though these are the 10‐inch long rejects.

"Even though these are the 10‐inch long rejects."

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I should've negotiated. We could, like,

"I should've negotiated. We could, like,"

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own a roller coaster right now.

"own a roller coaster right now."

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I would take it, like, everywhere.

"I would take it, like, everywhere."

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(groans) I blew it. No three‐quarters Wonka.

"(groans) I blew it. No three‐quarters Wonka."

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Not even a wee Wonk.

"Not even a wee Wonk."

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Louise, in your sort‐of‐selfish,

"Louise, in your sort‐of‐selfish,"

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sort‐of‐thoughtful, mostly‐selfish way,

"sort‐of‐thoughtful, mostly‐selfish way,"

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you did a really good thing today.

"you did a really good thing today."

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That beach is gonna be clean from now on.

"That beach is gonna be clean from now on."

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I mean, maybe not totally clean. Mickey doesn't seem

"I mean, maybe not totally clean. Mickey doesn't seem"

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to be very good at picking up trash.

"to be very good at picking up trash."

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Whoops. Whoops.

"Whoops. Whoops."

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But maybe now there won't be any more crabs

"But maybe now there won't be any more crabs"

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like Saucy on the beach.

"like Saucy on the beach."

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Saucy? You named it?

"Saucy? You named it?"

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Zeke did. I think they're pen pals now.

"Zeke did. I think they're pen pals now."

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‐Well, thanks, Tina. ‐No problem.

"‐Well, thanks, Tina. ‐No problem."

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Hey, Gene, what happened to your seagull stalker?

"Hey, Gene, what happened to your seagull stalker?"

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