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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Beach, Please (S12E12)

"‐Bye. ‐So this is your second time‐out?"
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"Or we're on your first?"
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"Mickey. How's the surf? Up?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"Yeah, just out here doing some boarding, boogie‐style."
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"Aren't you supposed to be working?"
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"Also what's with the bag?"
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"Oh, this? It's all my boogie gear."
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"‐Looks like trash. ‐Well, that's 'cause you don't know"
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"much about the boogie lifestyle."
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"Wait a minute‐‐ did Mr. Fischoeder send you"
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"to trash the beach at the last minute,"
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"so he wouldn't have to give us the three‐quarter Willy Wonka?"
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"‐Uh... ‐He did, didn't he, Mickey?"
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"‐Didn't he? ‐(groans) How'd you know?"
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"Was it the whole "darting away when you saw me" thing?"
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"I knew that looked suspicious."
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"I've always been terrible at darting. You mad?"
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"Yeah, I'm mad. What was the plan? Spill it."
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"After the photographer takes her pictures,"
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"I'm supposed to wait for the signal,"
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"then spread trash on the beach."
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"What's the signal?"
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"Felix is gonna shriek like a scared peacock."
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"It's the only animal sound he knows."
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"(groans) So unfair!"
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"I know, poor guy. I should teach him"
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"how to moo‐‐ oh, or oink."
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"Anyway, let's never lie to each other again."
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"But, uh, don't tell anybody we talked, okay?"
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"‐Bob. Bob. ‐Yeah?"
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"Mind if I bring up a ticklish subject?"
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"Your mustache. Get it?."
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"'Cause it tickles? Eh..."
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"But, seriously, I'm looking at you"
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"and I'm seeing a dry mustache."
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"A real lip loofah."
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"I can't do this anymore, Teddy."
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"I can't talk about this anymore."
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"‐Bob... ‐No, Linda, it's too much."
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"This is too much. I‐It's fine that you have a mustache."
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"But we have to talk about other things, Teddy."
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"There's a whole world out there."
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"Oh, you know what I think this is? You're jealous."
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"Suddenly you're not the only mustache guy."
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"I'm not jealous!"
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"There's a hot new mustache on the scene,"
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"and Bob can't stand it!"
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"Huh, Bob? You can't stand it!"
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"'Cause I got one of these now."
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"‐That's ridiculous, Teddy! ‐Oh, is it?!"
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"Calm down, both of ya. You're acting like babies."
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"‐Hairy babies. ‐Fine."
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"Bring me my bill and I will be on my way."
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"Aah! Tangle."
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"So I had to touch garbage and I got sand on my leg,"
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"and it was all for nothing?"
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"I got sand on my leg, too."
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"At least tell me there will be foot‐long taco dogs!"
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"I promised the seagull."
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"Look, I'm sorry. It's stupid Fischoeder."
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"But, hey, the beach is cleaner, which is the whole reason"
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"we came here today, so yay?"
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"And it's not a big deal, but I cleaned the most."
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"Not that that makes me a better person or anything."
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"I wasn't even thinking about that. (chuckles)"
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"ZEKE: Hey, look at that."
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"Poor little thing's living out of a foot‐long"
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"taco dog dippin' sauce cup."
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"We never thought about the dark side of the dog."
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"He must've gotten confused at shell‐changing time."
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"This beach is usually so covered in garbage"
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"he doesn't know what's a shell and what's not."
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"This is most I've ever been disappointed in dipping sauce."
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"He's never gonna be able to get a hermit crab job"
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"or a hermit crab date. Not looking like that."
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"See? This is why we clean the beach."
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"So this guy can find his soul mate."
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"Wait. That's it."
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"What? We do The Bachelor, but for crabs?"
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"And we make this right?"
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"Oh, my God, yes!"
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"No, this little guy's gonna get us"
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"all the way to the three‐quarter Wonka."
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"‐Tammy, I need your phone. ‐Hey!"
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"Do you want a three‐quarter Wonka day or not?"
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"‐(groans) ‐Hey, crab, say cheese."
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"GENE: But not "chunky cheese dipping sauce.""
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"Because you're probably sensitive about that."
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"Okay, little garbage crab, you're our golden ticket."
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"How do you find a crab's best angle?"
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"(groans) Let me."
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"(camera clicking)"
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"Mm, that one's cute, use that one."
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"But you're in the‐‐ (groans) Good enough."
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"Looks like Fischoeder's special guest is here."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Here you go. Hope you like food."
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"Uh, thank you."
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"Lin, did you just say, "I hope you like food"?"
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"What? I try stuff out."
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"‐Oh, no. ‐I'm shaving it!"
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"I'm shaving it off!"
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"Teddy, what are you talking about?"
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"‐I'm shaving off the mustache. ‐(clippers buzzing)"
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"It's a hairy curse."
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"‐It's tearing us apart. ‐Teddy, stop!"
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"Don't do that. I mean, do it if you want."
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"Just not in our restaurant."
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"I could, uh, uh, put a bus tub"
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"underneath to catch the hairs."
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"Linda, no, don't encourage him."
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"Get the bus tub, Linda. I'm gonna do it."
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"‐Hello, sir. How are you? ‐Sorry about this, sir."
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"We're best friends. We're going through a thing."
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"Friends having mustache troubles, you know."
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"It's not mustache troubles. Teddy, stop!"
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"Do you want to know why I grew this thing?"
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"No, I don't."
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"Because I thought we could bond over it."
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