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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Beach, Please (S12E12)

"and pay for just the one cable box, Derek!"
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"Okay, he's a little distracted."
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"Tina, this is good for the beach."
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"Because we get stuff."
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"The beach is happy when we're happy."
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"‐What? ‐You get it. Okay, see you later."
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"Mm, you've still got it, Bob. Haven't lost a step."
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"You mean in the two weeks you were weirdly"
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"not coming here because you were growing a mustache?"
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"‐Mmm. Yeah. ‐What's that?"
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"‐It's my grooming kit. ‐Looks fancy."
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"The guy at the shaving store sold it to me."
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"Just the basics‐‐ clippers, oils, combs, shampoos."
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"My 'Stache Cash card."
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"That's their Mustache Rewards program."
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"How much did you pay for all that?"
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"‐75 bucks. ‐Wow."
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"‐You don't use this stuff, Bob? ‐Uh, no."
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"Okay, walk me through your mustache regimen."
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"I guess I get food out of it when there's food in it?"
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"‐And...? ‐I think that's about it."
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"Oof. Well, now we're in this together, pal."
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"Pretty soon, we'll be trading mustache advice,"
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"keeping a mustache log that we only show each other."
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"‐Mm, mm‐hmm. ‐Better go floss this thing."
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"You floss yours?"
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"‐You want to join? ‐I'm‐I'm good."
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"Uh, you're not, but okay."
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"Huh. Felix, too?"
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"She's gonna be here this afternoon to take pictures."
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"Do you really think she can make this junky old wharf"
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"look like a hot tourist attraction?"
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"Sonya's the best at photographing the worst."
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"She could make Chernobyl look like Cher‐yes‐byl."
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"It won't be easy, especially this time of year."
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"Sonya said this time of year's better actually?"
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"Fewer people on the wharf."
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"Yes, people can be an eyesore."
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"‐Not you. You're fine. ‐Don't worry."
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"she's gonna give us something great for the pamphlet."
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"Ah, pamphlets to display at hotels and airports‐‐"
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"the lifeblood of any two‐bit circus and roadside attraction."
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"Someday we'll have a nice pamphlet."
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"Maybe this is our year. Look, we'll even have an actually sort"
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"‐of clean beach. ‐LOUISE: Well, well, well."
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"‐(both gasp) ‐Sounds like you really need the beach clean, huh?"
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"Is someone getting"
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"their amusement park picture taken today?"
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"We are. We were literally just talking about that."
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"Felix, hush."
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"We might be able to spruce up that sand."
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"But, uh, it's gonna take more than foot‐long taco dogs."
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"But they're a foot long."
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"I mean, we've tried to get them longer than that,"
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"but it doesn't work."
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"They sag. It's unsightly."
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"I was thinking... a free day at Wonder Wharf."
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"For me and every kid cleaning the beach."
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"‐Snack‐inclusive. ‐Fine."
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"If you de‐trashify the beach thoroughly"
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"from dead sea creature to sleeping guy,"
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"within your allotted volunteer hours,"
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"I'll give you and your friends a free day on the wharf."
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"Yes, I guess that's manageable."
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"Uh, and you shut the place down for us."
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"No lines, no waiting, the full Willy Wonka."
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"The full Willy Wonka?"
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"‐Whoa. ‐It's never been done."
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"It goes against the whole idea of making money with a business."
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"Okay, forget it. Hope your pictures turn out real pretty"
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"‐with all that garbage blowing around. ‐(sighs)"
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"Very well, you win, annoying burger child."
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"‐Wait, really? Yes! ‐Seriously?"
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"Hmm, she does look like a burger."
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"Listen up! I just got us the best prize"
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"of our sweet little lives."
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"Uh, as my dad says to me"
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"whenever I ask to borrow his angora sweater‐‐"
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"yeah, right."
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"Trust me, you're gonna like this."
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"Clean. Oh, yeah. Clean. Clean. Clean."
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"Free day on the wharf. Free day on the wharf."
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"Come on, Jocelyn. Pick up the pace."
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"Yeah, Jocelyn. I don't want to see any slack in that sack."
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"God!"
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"Don't just stand there looking righteous."
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"If you want to be my plus‐one"
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"on the wharf, you're gonna have to earn it."
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"Wow, Louise. I think we're actually gonna do it."
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"The beach is almost not covered in trash."
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"Do you think it feels naked? Should we toss a shirt on it?"
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"Well, you did it, Louise."
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"We're getting the full Willy Wonka."
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"Wait, one of us gets to own the park at the end of the day?"
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"No. Okay, it's a three‐quarter Wonka."
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"‐It's a Willy Wonk. ‐Wait, is that Mickey?"
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"TINA: Mr. Fischoeder makes him boogie‐board holding bags?"
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"Is that to entertain the tourists?"
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"‐I'm into it. ‐Hmm."
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"Keep cleaning, I'll be back."
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"I'm gonna see what Mickey Wetsuit over there is up to."
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"Boy, Teddy's been in the bathroom for a while, huh?"
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"He's been in and out of there, like, five times."
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"He's playing with his mustache. I know it."
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"Oh, Bob, so what? He likes grooming it."
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"You know, you could stand to give your bushel"
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"‐a brushing now and then. ‐Hmm."
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"Hey, Bob, when you scratch your mustache,"
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"does your leg bounce?"
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"What is that, some kinda reflex?"
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"That doesn't happen to me... or anybody."
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"Hey, what do you do with the hairs that fall"
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"out of your mustache? Do you put 'em in a little velvet sack?"
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"‐Ooh! ‐Okay, Teddy, let's have a mustache talk time‐out."
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"Uh, okay, but real quick, time in."
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"‐I‐I called time out. ‐Yeah, and I called time in."
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"‐We each get three. ‐What?"
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"Hey, before I forget, do you do anything special"
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"in the bathtub to pamper your mustache?"
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"I have to go, um... away from here."
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