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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Beach, Please (S12E12)

and difficult this is gonna be?

"and difficult this is gonna be?"

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Oh, hey, look, a hermit crab. Fun already.

"Oh, hey, look, a hermit crab. Fun already."

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Cool crab fact: they're not actually hermits.

"Cool crab fact: they're not actually hermits."

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‐They're pretty social. ‐This is no time

"‐They're pretty social. ‐This is no time"

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for your aquarium mumbo jumbo, Tina.

"for your aquarium mumbo jumbo, Tina."

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Yeah, enough of your crab‐aganda.

"Yeah, enough of your crab‐aganda."

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They also change their shells when they outgrow them.

"They also change their shells when they outgrow them."

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Like me and shoes every two months.

"Like me and shoes every two months."

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I wish I could change shells.

"I wish I could change shells."

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I'd change into the shell of a kid who didn't have

"I'd change into the shell of a kid who didn't have"

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to clean this friggin' beach.

"to clean this friggin' beach."

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Oh, shell yes.

"Oh, shell yes."

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Question about my bill.

"Question about my bill."

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Question. About. My bill.

"Question. About. My bill."

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Am I not saying that clearly?

"Am I not saying that clearly?"

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I told you I don't have any food.

"I told you I don't have any food."

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Looks like you made a friend, Gene.

"Looks like you made a friend, Gene."

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I guess I drop a lot of food

"I guess I drop a lot of food"

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when I come to Wonder Wharf and the gulls have noticed.

"when I come to Wonder Wharf and the gulls have noticed."

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I don't have anything right now.

"I don't have anything right now."

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‐Don't look at me like that. ‐Ugh. Soda cups. Paper plates.

"‐Don't look at me like that. ‐Ugh. Soda cups. Paper plates."

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‐This is all stuff from Wonder Wharf. ‐JIMMY JR.: Look, Zeke.

"‐This is all stuff from Wonder Wharf. ‐JIMMY JR.: Look, Zeke."

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The wrapper for a foot‐long taco dog.

"The wrapper for a foot‐long taco dog."

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Oh, man, that's making me hungry.

"Oh, man, that's making me hungry."

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Comes with that chunky cheese dippin' sauce.

"Comes with that chunky cheese dippin' sauce."

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‐Mmm, chunky. ‐Give me the wrapper. I want to smell it.

"‐Mmm, chunky. ‐Give me the wrapper. I want to smell it."

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And the seagull also wants to smell it.

"And the seagull also wants to smell it."

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I just put it in my trash bag.

"I just put it in my trash bag."

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Ah, fine. He's got nothing for us.

"Ah, fine. He's got nothing for us."

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‐Hey, Mickey. ‐Bunny Ears.

"‐Hey, Mickey. ‐Bunny Ears."

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Are you small or are you just far away?

"Are you small or are you just far away?"

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Both. Hey, you still work at the wharf, right?

"Both. Hey, you still work at the wharf, right?"

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Yep, until my ship comes in.

"Yep, until my ship comes in."

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‐I applied to work on a ship. ‐Why aren't Wonder Wharf people

"‐I applied to work on a ship. ‐Why aren't Wonder Wharf people"

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picking up all this Wonder Wharf trash?

"picking up all this Wonder Wharf trash?"

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I don't know. Ask Mr. Fischoeder.

"I don't know. Ask Mr. Fischoeder."

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‐He's right next to you. ‐Ooh.

"‐He's right next to you. ‐Ooh."

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Yes, he is. Hi.

"Yes, he is. Hi."

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Please stop badgering my employee.

"Please stop badgering my employee."

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Carnies are delicate creatures.

"Carnies are delicate creatures."

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Interaction with the outside world confuses them.

"Interaction with the outside world confuses them."

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Hi, Mr. Fischoeder.

"Hi, Mr. Fischoeder."

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Hi, whichever one you are.

"Hi, whichever one you are."

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You're late, I assume. Go to work.

"You're late, I assume. Go to work."

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Quick, but have fun.

"Quick, but have fun."

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Ah, the lovely, stinky ocean.

"Ah, the lovely, stinky ocean."

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Just out for my daily salt‐stitutional.

"Just out for my daily salt‐stitutional."

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Salty sea air keeps me well‐preserved, like a ham hock.

"Salty sea air keeps me well‐preserved, like a ham hock."

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Mr. Fischoeder. Look at this.

"Mr. Fischoeder. Look at this."

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All this trash is from Wonder Wharf.

"All this trash is from Wonder Wharf."

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And now I have to pick it up because school is

"And now I have to pick it up because school is"

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making me because they're monsters.

"making me because they're monsters."

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Now, now, there's no way to know where that trash comes from.

"Now, now, there's no way to know where that trash comes from."

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It could be from anywhere.

"It could be from anywhere."

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"From the desk of Calvin Fischoeder."

""From the desk of Calvin Fischoeder.""

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It's a very common name.

"It's a very common name."

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How do I know it's not from your desk?

"How do I know it's not from your desk?"

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Maybe you're Calvin Fischoeder.

"Maybe you're Calvin Fischoeder."

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Anyway, thanks for all the free child labor.

"Anyway, thanks for all the free child labor."

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It's the best kind of labor, after all.

"It's the best kind of labor, after all."

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You're not welcome. I mean, shouldn't you be

"You're not welcome. I mean, shouldn't you be"

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paying to clean this up?

"paying to clean this up?"

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Some would say so, but people keep

"Some would say so, but people keep"

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volunteering to do it for me.

"volunteering to do it for me."

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School groups, do‐gooders. You know, squares.

"School groups, do‐gooders. You know, squares."

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Now excuse me, I have to de‐salt

"Now excuse me, I have to de‐salt"

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before I attend to my wharf duties.

"before I attend to my wharf duties."

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Mmm. Yes, I might have overdone it today.

"Mmm. Yes, I might have overdone it today."

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Hmm, wait. If volunteers like us

"Hmm, wait. If volunteers like us"

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didn't clean the beach, then nobody would?

"didn't clean the beach, then nobody would?"

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And everyone would blame you and be mad?

"And everyone would blame you and be mad?"

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I don't like where this is going.

"I don't like where this is going."

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I think what I need is some motivation, like, I don't know,

"I think what I need is some motivation, like, I don't know,"

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a free foot‐long taco dog?

"a free foot‐long taco dog?"

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Now, if I gave you an FLTD,

"Now, if I gave you an FLTD,"

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I'd have to give one to everyone.

"I'd have to give one to everyone."

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Well... yeah. So, how 'bout it?

"Well... yeah. So, how 'bout it?"

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(groans) You're a pesky garbage urchin, aren't you?

"(groans) You're a pesky garbage urchin, aren't you?"

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Does that mean yes?

"Does that mean yes?"

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Whoa‐ho, volunteering is rewarding.

"Whoa‐ho, volunteering is rewarding."

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Okay, Jocelyn, and make a face like,

"Okay, Jocelyn, and make a face like,"

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"Oh, my God, I'm doing a good thing

""Oh, my God, I'm doing a good thing"

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and I don't even care who sees."

"and I don't even care who sees.""

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‐Got it. ‐Great.

"‐Got it. ‐Great."

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Um, you kind of just dropped that trash back on the beach

"Um, you kind of just dropped that trash back on the beach"

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after you took your picture‐‐ maybe you want

"after you took your picture‐‐ maybe you want"

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‐to just pop that in your bag? ‐Don't be a bag nag, Tina.

"‐to just pop that in your bag? ‐Don't be a bag nag, Tina."

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Yeah. My bag's clean.

"Yeah. My bag's clean."

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I don't want to get trash on it.

"I don't want to get trash on it."

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Everyone. Attention?

"Everyone. Attention?"

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I just wanted to let you know that I convinced Mr. Fischoeder

"I just wanted to let you know that I convinced Mr. Fischoeder"

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to give us free foot‐long taco dogs

"to give us free foot‐long taco dogs"

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‐if we clean the beach. ‐(kids cheering)

"‐if we clean the beach. ‐(kids cheering)"

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Um, is that all?

"Um, is that all?"

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What do you mean, "is that all?"

"What do you mean, "is that all?""

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It's free foot‐long taco dogs, Tammy,

"It's free foot‐long taco dogs, Tammy,"

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that you were not getting before, but now you are.

"that you were not getting before, but now you are."

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I mean, cleaning a whole beach for some hot dogs?

"I mean, cleaning a whole beach for some hot dogs?"

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It's a foot‐long taco dog!

"It's a foot‐long taco dog!"

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Don't call it a hot dog.

"Don't call it a hot dog."

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Show some respect.

"Show some respect."

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I'm telling her that. I know you know.

"I'm telling her that. I know you know."

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Tammy's right‐‐ it is a lot of work for just that.

"Tammy's right‐‐ it is a lot of work for just that."

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I mean, we're supposed to clean the beach anyway.

"I mean, we're supposed to clean the beach anyway."

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Yeah, but not for nothing.

"Yeah, but not for nothing."

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That's what volunteering is.

"That's what volunteering is."

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Um, don't think so.

"Um, don't think so."

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Okay, I'll be the negotiator.

"Okay, I'll be the negotiator."

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Ugh! It's easy, you just say

"Ugh! It's easy, you just say"

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"no, better, no, better" until you have

""no, better, no, better" until you have"

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the biggest bedroom in the house.

"the biggest bedroom in the house."

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What? No. I can handle it.

"What? No. I can handle it."

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That was just... round one, people.

"That was just... round one, people."

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Of course we're gonna go bigger.

"Of course we're gonna go bigger."

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I'll, uh, go back for round two right now.

"I'll, uh, go back for round two right now."

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Wait, Louise, maybe we should use this time

"Wait, Louise, maybe we should use this time"

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to actually, I don't know, clean up the beach?

"to actually, I don't know, clean up the beach?"

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And what about Mr. Frond?

"And what about Mr. Frond?"

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I do not want the Sports and Extreme Outdoors Package.

"I do not want the Sports and Extreme Outdoors Package."

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I just want to watch premium dramas on one cable box

"I just want to watch premium dramas on one cable box"

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