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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Beach, Please (S12E12)

"♪ ♪"
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"All right, beach clean‐up people."
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"The first ever Wagstaff Volunteer Day"
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"is about to begin."
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"I just gave this little speech to the sidewalk"
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"gum‐scrapers, but I'll say it again here."
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"Yes, all of this was my idea."
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"One day I drove past a busload of prisoners"
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"picking up trash and I thought,"
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""What about that, but for schoolchildren?""
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"And Wagstaff Mandatory Volunteer Day was born."
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"Wow, I'm glad you didn't drive by something way worse."
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"Like a CrossFit."
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"Everyone stay in line."
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"I'll be right back, I just have to go potty."
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"Maybe I shouldn't volunteer that info."
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"Hmm? (chuckles) All right, whatever."
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"Beach clean‐up, huh, guys?"
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"Did we pick the best activity or what?"
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"Uh, yeah, duh."
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"Do you think it'll be like cleaning up at the restaurant?"
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"Because I am pretty good at that."
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"I mean, it's not more greasy after you clean."
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"Sucks to be those kids."
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"They waited too long and now they have to shelve"
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"books at the public library."
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"Ew. Ew to books, ew to all of it."
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"I mean, public library could be cool."
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"Yeah, the library has magazines."
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"Maybe we should've picked the library, Zeke."
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"‐Nah, J‐Ju. ‐I'm second‐guessing."
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"Look at me. Stay strong, girl."
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"Guys, it's no contest."
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"This beach clean‐up is literally a day at the beach."
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"High‐five, pelican, high‐five."
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"Okay, everyone, load up."
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"Nothing beats doing good while not doing much, huh, guys?"
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"Should we send our jacket sizes to the Nobel Prize people?"
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"I assume the winners get jackets?"
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"LINDA: Okay, Teddy."
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"‐See you soon. ‐What was that about?"
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"Teddy called to say he's almost here."
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"So, now he calls to tell us he's coming in?"
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"Yeah, he says he's coming in to eat, and also get ready"
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"‐for something exciting. ‐Oh, God. What could that mean?"
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"If I wanted exciting, I would've gone"
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"to the falafel place for lunch."
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"They have a very large fish tank."
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"You know, Teddy hasn't been in in like two weeks."
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"I hope he didn't join a cult."
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"I mean, it's amazing he's gone this long without joining one."
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"‐What the...? ‐What's happening?"
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"Bob. Linda. You're there, probably, right?"
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"‐It's me. Teddy. Oof. ‐Hi, Teddy."
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"‐Oh. Hello, Mort. ‐Teddy, why are you doing that?"
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"'Cause of the surprise. You're gonna love it."
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"Wait, is Mort sitting on my stool?"
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"‐No... ‐Teddy."
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"Just give us the surprise before you break something, okay?"
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"You asked for it. Ta‐da."
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"‐Whoa. ‐I know, right?"
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"You grew a mustache?"
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"Freddie Mercury, meet Teddy Mercury."
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"Always got to bring it back to a dead person, huh, Mort?"
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"What? No. Do I do that?"
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"‐So what do you think? ‐I like it."
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"‐It's good. It's facial hair. ‐Thanks."
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"Guess I'll be ordering burgers for two from now on."
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"Huh, Bobby? (laughs)"
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"Uh, yep. Could you stop stroking it?"
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"‐It's‐it's hard to watch. ‐Yeah. Little bit."
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"‐Sorry, sorry. ‐Thanks."
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"‐How do you not touch it, you know? ‐Mm."
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"Uh‐oh. I'm doing it again, aren't I?"
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"‐Yeah. ‐Mm‐hmm, yep."
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"Is everyone excited about helping their community?"
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"When I say "helping," you say "my community.""
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"Helping."
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"Can we be the ones who say "helping"?"
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"Yeah, I want to say "helping.""
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"‐What? No. ‐Helping."
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"Don't‐‐ I did not authorize that, Zeke."
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"Helping. Wait, what are we doing?"
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"Okay, never mind. Sit quietly, we're almost there."
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"Mm, we are gonna look so good picking up trash."
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"We're gonna look amazing in our selfies. Of ourselves."
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"We're gonna inspire so many less hot people to pick up trash."
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"You already inspired me to want to jump out the window"
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"while the bus is moving."
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"And we're here. Everybody out."
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"Get ready for an easy, breezy beach day, people."
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"You said it, sister."
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"Oh."
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"Are those underpants tangled in fishing line?"
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"(stammering) Don't touch those."
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"‐Oh, no. ‐Biggest cleaning challenge ever?"
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"Meet Tina. We're gonna get along just fine."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Okay, listen up, you will sort all trash"
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"into recyclables, non‐recyclables,"
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"and a third category we'll call "unspeakables.""
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"Which brings me to gloves. Trust me: wear the gloves."
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"Gimme, gimme, gimme! These make it seem"
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"like I'm really doing this."
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"You are doing this."
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"‐Right. ‐Okay, get to it."
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"If you need me, I'll be over there, watching like a hawk"
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"but also making a quick call to the cable company."
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"I'm somehow being charged for three cable boxes."
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"Has that happened to any of you? No?"
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"‐(wind blowing) ‐(all clamoring)"
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"It's a filthy cold garbage beach."
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"It wasn't supposed to be like this."
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"I was gonna high‐five a pelican."
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"More fishing line undies."
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"What's with these fish losing their underwear?"
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"What the heck was I thinking?"
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"I live here. I forgot how horrible our town is. Blech."
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"Are you sure you're not just excited about how fun"
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