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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Kara-Te (S01E01)

"It's called a gi."
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"You need to educate yourself, man. See more movies."
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"Listen, I know your mom loves this whole hong kong phooey act,"
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"But haven't you considered doing something else?"
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"Why would I ever do that?"
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"Because you're barry goldberg,"
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"A man of many different talents."
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"It's true. I am great at a lot of stuff."
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"Skateboarding, rapping, breakdancing."
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"A little..."
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"Pop-and-lock action."
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"Why are we even having this conversation?"
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"I'm doing karate."
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"The committee ruled in my favor."
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"Barry, you can't do this act. I speak from experience."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"When I was your age, I was the funniest guy on the football team."
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"Funny? Since when are you funny?"
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"I'm plenty funny, okay?"
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"I was hilarious."
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"I used to tell dirty jokes, I'd snap guys with a towel."
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"I gave everybody a nickname,"
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"Like, uh, pretty boy and shorty."
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"Those are terrible nicknames."
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"Shorty wasn't short."
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"As a matter of fact, he was a giant."
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"Oh, my god. Had a gland problem."
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"Actually sad stuff."
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"What's the point to this?"
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"The point is, the coach said, "murray, you're a card."
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""why don't you host the pep rally?""
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"So I did."
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"I get up there, I realize"
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"I've only got one minute of material."
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"One minute!"
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"I bombed in front of the whole school."
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"They threw peaches at me."
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"Why'd they have peaches? I don't know!"
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"They weren't even in season!"
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"All I know is, I don't want you to go through"
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"What I went through."
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"Please don't do your act. I'm begging you!"
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"So you think I'm gonna suck?"
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"No, son."
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"I know you're going to suck."
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"Well, I got news for you."
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"The audience won't throw peaches."
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"They'll throw flowers."
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"And cheers! And boobs!"
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"Naked boobs! Everywhere!"
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"Just you watch. Watch!"
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"Boobs! Naked!"
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"Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized"
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"He only had one way to protect barry."
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"He was gonna stand up for his son by standing in his way."
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"Mr. Glascott?"
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"We need to talk."
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"(door closes) I'm out again!"
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"What? Mr. Glascott said the national talent show committee"
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"Overruled the tri-state talent show committee."
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"Well, this is very surprising and unacceptable,"
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"But they have made their ruling,"
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"And I believe we should honor it."
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"The talent show committee system in this country's broken!"
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"Uh!"
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"National committee, huh?"
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"Well, it's more powerful than the tri-state committee."
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"What can I say?"
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"This is unbelievable. You trotted down to that school"
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"After being so judgy with me about it?"
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"Hey, I'm just being an involved parent."
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"You told me that was a good thing."
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"Not when you do it."
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"You got your own son kicked out of a talent show."
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"Who does that?"
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"Look, I'm doing the kid a favor"
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"By not wearing mom goggles all the time."
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"Mom what? Goggles!"
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"We all know you wear 'em!"
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"It makes you think our kids are so brilliant"
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"And perfect and poop rainbows."
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"For once, just take those mom goggles off"
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"And admit that our wonderful children"
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"Are terrible at so many different things."
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"I will not."
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"They're gonna have plenty of people"
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"Trying to tear them down in life,"
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"So while they're under my roof,"
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"The least I can do is try to build them up."
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"Accept our children's mediocrity!"
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"It's freeing!"
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"Seriously? I'm right here!"
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"Oh, not. Not you. You're fantastic."
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"Yeah, you're a real gem yourself."
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"Adult adam: As the talent show drew near,"
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"Pops thought it was time to pull out his secret weapon."
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"(banjo strumming)"
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"(pops vocalizing)"
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"Hello. I... I didn't realize you were here."
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"Me, I'm just sitting here,"
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"Relaxing, strumming the old banjo."
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"You're wasting your strums."
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"Am I? Or is it time to do that duet we used to do?"
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"(strumming)"
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"♪ won't you come home, bill bailey? ♪"
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"(singing indistinctly) pops. Pops!"
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"I'm not doing the talent show."
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"Come on! Do this show!"
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"You can even borrow my banjo."
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"Don't take this the wrong way,"
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"But toting a banjo up on stage"
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"Isn't exactly what you'd call cool."
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"Since when is the banjo not cool?"
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"Since the invention of the banjo."
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"Erica, when you were younger, you used to do everything..."
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"Volleyball, gymnastics, school chorus."
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"What happened to you?"
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"Well, I go to high school, where people judge you."
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"Well, if you don't think the banjo's cool,"
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"I can always break out the accordion."
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