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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Kara-Te (S01E01)

"Look, barry's a good kid,"
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"Which is kinda why I discouraged him"
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"From taking part in the show."
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"See, some of the more high-profile students here"
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"Can be very critical, if you follow me."
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"I really don't."
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"The popular kids here are real douche-sacks."
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"Last year, one kid did a lovely ventriloquist act."
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"The kids, well, they did unspeakable things to that doll after the show."
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"Quite frankly, it was very jarring."
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"And barry's karate is really ripe for that type of ridicule."
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"Uh, this is high school, not "star search.""
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"(chuckling) I mean, who died and made you ed mcmahon?"
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"Mr. Johansson, our gym teacher."
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"He died."
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"Yeah, it doesn't matter. Barry is doing that show."
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"I will go to the top on this."
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"I'll petition the principal, the school board,"
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"The superintendent, the mayor's office,"
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"The u.S. Secretary of education if I have to."
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"So what's it gonna be, andre?"
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"You know my name."
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"I know everything."
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"I got into the talent show!"
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"(gasps) that's good news, and very surprising to me."
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"Mr. Glascott said the tri-state talent show committee met"
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"And ruled that karate is an art form."
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"Wow, the tri-state talent show committee met."
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"You know, that's almost unbelievable!"
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"Well, it happened, so let's just move on."
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"Oh, man, we're back in business! Let's get to work!"
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"I'll go get my nunchucks and firecrackers."
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"No firecrackers!"
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"So... You threatened a teacher?"
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"Please. I just gently suggested that he do what I say,"
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"Or there'd be dire consequences."
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"Why is it you go trotting down to the school"
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"And yell at somebody every time one of our kids doesn't get their way?"
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"I'm involved. That's a good thing."
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"You are out of control! I had no choice, murray."
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"Have you even seen barry do karate?"
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"It's like a beautiful ballet, but with punching and grunting and rolling around."
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"He quit after eight lessons"
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"Because he didn't want to bike the six blocks to get there."
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"It hardly makes him chuck norris."
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"Oh, really? Barry, get in here."
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"What? Your father would like a sneak peek"
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"Of your routine before the big show."
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"Adam, get the firecrackers."
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"No firecrackers! No firecrackers."
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"(the touch playing)"
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"Hyah!"
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"♪ you got the touch dragon stance! Kee-ya!"
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"♪ you got the power"
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"Tiger claw! Hyah!"
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"Sumo tomahawk chop!"
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"Hyah!"
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"Assistant. Present weaponry."
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"Nunchucks!"
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"Nunchucks."
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"Ah!"
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"That's okay. I'm okay."
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"Bo staff! (pants)"
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"(thuds) sorry."
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"♪ after all is said and done hyah!"
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"And now..."
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"The most deadly weapon of 'em all, my hands."
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"(exhaling)"
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"Hyah! Oh, no! A robber!"
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"Don't worry, kelly lebrock, I'll save you!"
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"(panting) no, oh... Don't! Ow!"
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"You're not supposed to hit me."
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"Disarm! Adam!"
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"(lowered voice) jeez, you're supposed to disarm. You're supposed to let go!"
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"He has been disarmed!"
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"And now... The big finish."
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"♪ you got the touch"
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"(distorted growl)"
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"(clunks)"
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"(distorted roaring)"
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"Ah! Damn! ♪ you got the touch"
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"That'll break during the show."
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"That was the greatest thing my eyeballs have ever, ever seen!"
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"Do you want me to go again? (laughing) yes!"
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"We're going again! Yes!"
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"(murray groans)"
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"Adult adam: Turns out, not everyone had mom goggles."
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"Do it again! Do it again!"
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"Adult adam: The talent show was the furthest thing from erica's mind,"
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"But pops was hoping to change that."
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"(knocking on door)"
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"Hey, kiddo, mind if I sit down?"
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"I know what you're gonna say,"
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"And I'm not doing the talent show."
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"That's not why I'm here."
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"I came to borrow this magazine."
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""eight ways to catch a hunk.""
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"What is this garbage?"
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"But since you brought it up..."
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"Pops, forget it!"
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"Doing the talent show is social suicide."
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"I might as well go up on stage"
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"With a sign that says, "I have lice.""
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"That doesn't sound like much of an act."
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"Come on, you have an amazing voice,"
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"And you're terrific on the guitar."
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"You got to play the guitar."
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"Can't. Sold it."
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"What? You loved that guitar."
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"And now I love my leather jacket."
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"That is very angering."
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"Look, I appreciate you believing in me"
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"And all that crap, but there's no chance I'm gonna do the talent show."
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"Oh, there's a chance, 'cause I'm gonna get you to do it."
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"Uh, not gonna happen!"
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"We'll see!"
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"Waste of time!"
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"Can't hear you!"
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"(rhythmic exhaling)"
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"Good morning, bar. Nice karate pajamas."
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