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Clips from The Goldbergs - Han Ukkah Solo (S04E04)

"When you were a kid, cracking open a toy catalog"
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"But now that I was a ninth-grade man,"
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"I wanted something you couldn't find in any store."
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"Psst! Yo!"
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"Goldnerd. Come here."
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"- You got the money, I got the hook-up. - Let me see it first."
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"Christmas came early."
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"He had a bootleg copy of"
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"the "Star Wars Holiday Special.""
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"Holy Kenobi! The legend is true!"
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"This is the rarest film in existence."
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"Only aired once in the lame-ass '70s."
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"- Gimme, gimme, gimme! - Pleasure doing business."
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"Enjoy your space wars."
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"Stop what you're doing."
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"I have the biggest holiday news of all time."
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"If I were to stop what I'm doing, it'd be more than what I'm actually doing."
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"Okay. So, as everyone knows,"
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""Star Wars" is my entire life, soul, and universe."
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"No dozing!"
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"- Well, then be less boring. - Boring?!"
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"This is two hours' worth of unseen "Star Wars" goodness."
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""Star Wars." Is that the one with the bear?"
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"I mean, I-I even heard rumor we meet Chewie's family."
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"Chuy? The guy who works in my stock room?"
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"No, Chewbacca."
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"Is he the little guy who yells, "The plane, the plane"?"
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"No, the wookiee? Han Solo's fuzz ball?"
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"No dozing!"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was December 14th, 1980-something, and that meant one thing..."
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"the school holiday concert."
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"♪ Joy to the world ♪"
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"♪ The Lord has... ♪"
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"♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle... ♪"
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"♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly... ♪"
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"Yep. We did all the fun Christmas classics."
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"We also did one half-assed tune"
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"to give a shout-out to the other holiday."
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"♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay ♪"
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"♪ And when it's dry and ready, oh, dreidel I shall play ♪"
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"You... need something?"
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"Yeah, it's the second verse."
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"- That's you. - That's a pass."
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"But it's the Hanukkah solo. You do it every year."
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"I think the other, way better Goldberg should do the solo."
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"Check it."
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"♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪"
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"♪ I made it out of... ♪ Nope. Can't do it."
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"I can't make it cool. It's impossible."
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"Thank you for that journey."
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"Erica, if you didn't want the solo, then why did you sign up for it?"
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"- I didn't. - Oh, yes, you did."
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"With a glitter pen."
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"That's not my handwriting."
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"'Cause I would never dot the "I" in "Erica" with a heart."
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"Oh, she is so dead!"
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"- You... - Love me?"
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"Oh, my little shmoopaloo."
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"Don't you shmoopaloo me."
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"What gives you the right to forge my name on a sign up sheet?"
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"It was on the bulletin board."
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"All the solos were taken except for "Dreidel Cubed"."
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"- That's what the hipcats call hit. - No one calls it that!"
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"The song isn't hip and I'm tired of singing it every year."
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"Fine. Then you go in and tell your grandfather and break his sweet heart."
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"He lives for that Hanukkah solo."
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"If you don't sing it, you'll literally kill that poor old man."
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"I knew you'd say that."
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"Way to kill your grandfather and Hanukkah, Erica."
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"But this is just your classic mom guilt."
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"It won't work."
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"- Pops, we need to talk. - Of course, darling."
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"How can I make your life better?"
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"Damn you, he's so adorable."
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"- So, you'll sing it. - Nope."
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"And if you have a problem with that,"
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"then you can just ask Barry to do it."
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"Barry? Please."
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"Just heard my name."
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"What am I not supposed to be hearing?"
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"Surprise party? Award show?"
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"Surprise award show party?"
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"Honey, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?"
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"Damn it. That logic checks out."
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"Well, I'm gonna go find my tuxedo T-shirt for no reason"
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"and be back around 6:00, wink, wink."
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"Looks like my solo's the least of your problems"
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"now that you have to throw a surprise award show party in 45 minutes."
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"As Erica ditched her solo,"
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"I uncovered the mystery to the "Star Wars Holiday Special.""
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"It wasn't great."
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"Wow."
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"That was so... cool."
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"Were we watching two different things?"
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"You don't know "Star Wars.""
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"This special is really for the true fan."
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"So, the true fan"
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"wants to watch Dorothy from "The Golden Girls""
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"flirt with an alien?"
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"Uh, okay, I admit it was an odd choice"
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"to have Bea Arthur manage the cantina."
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"Let's just move on."
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"And what's the deal with Lumpy and Itchy?"
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"Chewie's family had to be named something."
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"Lumpy and Itchy?"
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"Couldn't they have spent 15 more seconds on the names?"
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"I don't know!"
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"And I don't know why Art Carney is a family friend"
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"or why Jefferson Starship is performing for the Empire."
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"Starship's in their name."
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"That one actually makes sense to me."
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"Let's never speak of this again."
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"So, you didn't love it. Who cares?"
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"I care!"
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"I love "Star Wars." It's my life."
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"It makes no sense why I didn't love this, too."
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