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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid (S11E11)

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"LINDA: Okay, uh, just get here as soon as you can, okay, Gayle?"
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"Oh, and by the way, Gene has the stomach flu"
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"and he's barfing and has crazy diarrhea,"
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"so he's spending Thanksgiving in the apartment bathroom"
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"and we all have to use the bathroom in the restaurant."
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"What do you mean, "which Gene?" Our son Gene."
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"The guy who you met at the bank that time?"
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"Why would Gene from the bank come to our dinner?"
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"[laughs]: Get out of here. All right, I'll see you soon."
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"Well, news flash, I'm already tired of Gayle."
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"Yeah, me, too. But she'd better hurry,"
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"because my roasted pear and Brie en croute appetizer"
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"is gonna be done in 20 minutes."
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"Yeah. Uh-huh. Great. Yeah."
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"You guys are, uh, excited about"
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"all the new, innovative menu stuff"
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"- I'm doing this year, right? - About what?"
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"My new, innovative Thanksgiving menu."
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"Baked Brie and roasted pears appetizer,"
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"rosemary bread, sausage and chestnut stuffing, and..."
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"You know, I've been blogging about it all morning, Dad..."
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"- Yeah? - ...and, ooh, what's this, an e-mail?"
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"- Yeah? - I just got a book deal."
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"Y-You got a book deal, from your blog?"
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"I got a book deal. They want to print the blog."
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"I know that's an imaginary computer, but..."
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"can I see the e-mail?"
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"Oh, sorry. It's confidential."
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"I really wish Gene wasn't sick."
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"He was so excited about all this new food."
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"Aw, poor Gene, getting stomach flu on Thanksgiving."
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"Yeah, you're supposed to have a buffet, not a barf-et."
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"Well, hopefully he's feeling a little better."
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"I'm gonna go give him the sip test and find out."
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"- Wish me luck. - Ooh, sip test."
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"Now this is exciting."
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"Sippee-ki-yay, mother-barfer."
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"Well, I'm excited about you."
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"[high-pitched]: And we're excited about you, old man."
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"[regular voice]: Wait, why'd you call me old?"
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"[high-pitched]: Sorry, it's just, uh, it was a fun nickname."
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"Hi. How's my little barfy baby boy?"
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"Oh. I'm great."
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"Ooh, I love the eye shadow."
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"Yeah, I was bored and I found"
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"some old makeup in the medicine cabinet."
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"I also found some old medicine, but I'm gonna sell it."
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"That's a great plan."
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"Also, I wrote a song."
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"♪ Turkey, I need you beside me ♪"
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"♪ I need all of you, I need your breast and thigh meat ♪"
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"♪ And what's that hiding in your hole? ♪"
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"♪ Some stuffing for my heart and soul ♪"
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"♪ I could still be a winner ♪"
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"♪ When I eat Dad's Thanksgiving dinner. ♪"
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"BOB [distant]: That was beautiful, Gene!"
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"- Thank you, Father. - Okay, it's time for the test."
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"You know the drill."
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"If you can keep some crackers and ginger ale down"
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"for 30 minutes without barfing or juicy-pooping,"
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"you can come out for Thanksgiving dinner, okay?"
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"If not, you got to stay in here, honey."
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"This apartment's too small for anyone"
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"with the stomach flu to be mingling."
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"It's our system and it works."
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"I bet he barfs in ten minutes. Should we do a pool?"
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"GENE: I am not gonna barf again. I'm feeling great."
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"I'm eating. Mmm, mmm."
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"I'm drinking... [slurps]"
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"And see? I'm fine."
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"- [shouts] - [flatulence]"
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"It's coming out both ways again!"
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"Oh, God, I got to sit down-- No, I got to stand up."
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"- [retches] - I'm so sorry, Gene,"
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"but no Thanksgiving dinner for you today, baby."
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"GENE: That wasn't me. That was a pigeon that flew in here."
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"He seems very sick. I can come to dinner."
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"I'm fine... [retching]"
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"Here we go. Brie and roasted pears."
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"Oh, I can't eat this. I'm lactose intolerant, Bob."
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"You know a psychic told me that."
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"Yeah, Dad, you know a psychic said that!"
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"Uh, I guess you could just pick the pears out and eat those."
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"The recipe called for apples, but I used pears."
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"- TINA: So bold. - [Gene moaning]"
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"Oh, my God. My ghost Devin must have followed me here."
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"- He's obsessed with me. - That's not a ghost, Gayle."
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"- It's Gene. - Girls, go check on him."
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"You doing okay in there? How's the barf biz?"
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"GENE: I think I pooped out the part"
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"of my brain that knew everything that was happening"
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"- on The Kominsky Method. - Whoa. That's most of his brain."
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"Wait. Do I smell warm cheese?"
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"Do you guys have Dad's hot Brie out there?"
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"- No. - Ugh! It's bad enough"
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"I have to smell the rosemary bread baking in the oven."
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"I can't believe I'm missing the best food day of the year!"
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"It's not fair!"
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"Is there anything we can do for you?"
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"Do you want us to do a dance?"
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"Uh, I-I mean, we could do it and then describe it to you?"
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"GENE: Tell me a story. Take my mind off this agony."
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"- What kind of story? - A story about anything"
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"other than food."
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"[gasps] Wait, no. Make me hate food."
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"-Okay, okay. You want to hate food? -Yeah."
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"[chuckles] I'll make food wish it'd never been born."
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"So, it was Thanksgiving Day, 1987."
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"But inside the chopper of the elite special forces unit"
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"led by Gene "Dutch Oven" Belcher,"
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"no one was celebrating."
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"The Melted Butter River. Beautiful but deadly."
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"- What? - I said "The Melted Butter...""
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"I can't hear you. The helicopter's too loud!"
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"- What? - Huh? - What?"
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"Welcome to the jungle."
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"[chuckles] Like in the song."
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"Come on, follow me. Let's move."
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"All right, here's the deal."
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