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Clips from Maggie (2022) - You Are a Skilled Mentor by Nature (S01E01)

"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- I just can't believe things ended with Rene."
Maggie (2022)
"He was perfect."
Maggie (2022)
"- But you said he was too similar to you."
Maggie (2022)
"- But my type is me."
Maggie (2022)
"- Maybe you just need to get back out there."
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm terrible at meeting people. I don't know where I would even start."
Maggie (2022)
"- Let's see. - Okay."
Maggie (2022)
"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"BOTH: Nice shirt."
Maggie (2022)
"- Maybe start at the grocery store."
Maggie (2022)
"- [sighs] I guess I am low on milk."
Maggie (2022)
"- That's the spirit. [both laughing]"
Maggie (2022)
"It was really good to see you. - You too."
Maggie (2022)
"- Good luck out there, Evan."
Maggie (2022)
"Cute shirt, by the way."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh... thanks, Maggie."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hi, can I help you?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I love when dino nerds get together."
Maggie (2022)
"- I know, right? Wait, how did you know that?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, I just saw it."
Maggie (2022)
"- You... You just saw it?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, in my head."
Maggie (2022)
"That's why I'm here."
Maggie (2022)
"I think I'm psychic."
Maggie (2022)
"And that's the look I saw you'd have."
Maggie (2022)
"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- So, tell me more about your visions."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well,"
Maggie (2022)
"I thought freshman year was going to be my year,"
Maggie (2022)
"and then the visions started, and totally ruined my vibe."
Maggie (2022)
"But I feel like a freak. I have no friends."
Maggie (2022)
"I'm like Lindsay Lohan in that Y2K movie about mean girls."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, that makes me feel old but go on."
Maggie (2022)
"- I just feel so alone."
Maggie (2022)
"And I don't have anyone else to talk to about this."
Maggie (2022)
"Not even my mom believes me."
Maggie (2022)
"She just doesn't understand me."
Maggie (2022)
"Nobody does."
Maggie (2022)
"- No, I do. I was just like you."
Maggie (2022)
"Except I had a choker and two tiny strips of hair right here."
Maggie (2022)
"- So, how did you end up so... cool and normal and pretty?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Retinol?"
Maggie (2022)
"And I found people who believed me."
Maggie (2022)
"Like, I had my best friend, Louise,"
Maggie (2022)
"who everyone thought was crazy even without the visions,"
Maggie (2022)
"and my psychic mentor, Angel,"
Maggie (2022)
"who everyone thinks is crazy with visions."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh."
Maggie (2022)
"I wonder where I could find a mentor-like sitch."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh-- [laughs] No, that's--"
Maggie (2022)
"No. You definitely--"
Maggie (2022)
"Trust me, you do not want this sitch."
Maggie (2022)
"I am still deep in the "figuring it out" stage myself."
Maggie (2022)
"So, let me connect you with Angel."
Maggie (2022)
"He is going to love this."
Maggie (2022)
"[blows raspberry] Angel, come on!"
Maggie (2022)
"- Did I eat a bag of pita chips last night"
Maggie (2022)
"'cause this is a hard pass."
Maggie (2022)
"- There are only a few of us out there."
Maggie (2022)
"We owe her our guidance."
Maggie (2022)
"- "We"? She didn't walk through my beaded curtain."
Maggie (2022)
"- Angel, I've always thought of us as a sort of Sonny and Cher."
Maggie (2022)
"- Uh-uh, do not use my culture against me."
Maggie (2022)
"Maggie, do you have any idea how busy I am?"
Maggie (2022)
"I have a full book of clients."
Maggie (2022)
"I gotta go to Costco and Walmart, but for different needs."
Maggie (2022)
"And I am on a kiwi cleanse"
Maggie (2022)
"that has my energy levels at an all-time low."
Maggie (2022)
"Why don't you help her?"
Maggie (2022)
"- 'Cause I hardly know what I'm doing. I can't advise someone else."
Maggie (2022)
"And what if I say something wrong and I mess her up?"
Maggie (2022)
"- You can't mess up a teenager. That's their parents' job."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay, well, I don't know what to tell this girl."
Maggie (2022)
"- You'll figure it out."
Maggie (2022)
"Now, go on now."
Maggie (2022)
"I don't want you here when I... eat all of these."
Maggie (2022)
"- All of 'em? - All of 'em."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, I'm out."
Maggie (2022)
"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"Did you know Mean Girls came out 18 years ago?"
Maggie (2022)
"We're officially old."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, but who cares? I mean, we look incredible."
Maggie (2022)
"20s-us could never."
Maggie (2022)
"- Could never what? - Yeah, you get it."
Maggie (2022)
"Okay, um, I gotta run. I'm teaching candlelit yoga at five."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay. - Bye."
Maggie (2022)
"- Bye. Have fun. - Bye."
Maggie (2022)
"- Bye."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hey. - Amy, what's wrong?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, I may have just tapped someone's car."
Maggie (2022)
"- I couldn't get it back on, babe."
Maggie (2022)
"[gasping] - Oh my god, Amy, you're the worst driver."
Maggie (2022)
"- That's a whole bumper. - Did you leave a note?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Of course, I left a note. I have pre-written ones in the car."
Maggie (2022)
"I feel... terrible."
Maggie (2022)
"Things with wheels are very hard for me."
Maggie (2022)
"- Lucky me. That's how we met at Burning Man."
Maggie (2022)
"- Aw. - She ran over me with her bike."
Maggie (2022)
"- I did. - Love."
Maggie (2022)
"- I hope it wasn't one of your neighbors. - Someone hit my car and stole my bumper!"
Maggie (2022)
"[gasps] Who leaves a pre-typed note?!"
Maggie (2022)
""Sorry my car wanted to smooch your car. Smiley face emoji.""
Maggie (2022)
"[scoffs] If this guy's not hot, I'm gonna be pissed."
Maggie (2022)
"[phone ringing]"
Maggie (2022)
"- Go for Amy."
Maggie (2022)
"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- Big news."
Maggie (2022)
"I heard you don't have to rinse rice before you put it in the rice cooker."
Maggie (2022)
"Gert told me that. - Oh, who's Gert?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Jack, I've told you who she is at least five times."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, right, Gert. Sure, yeah. - Yes, Gert."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yep. MARIA: Good old Gertie."
Maggie (2022)
"- Gert, Gert, Gert. [phone dings]"
Maggie (2022)
"MARIA: You know Gert. Little Miss Gertie."
Maggie (2022)
"Gertie Gert."
Maggie (2022)
"Oh, interesting. You both have texts, and I don't, hm."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, sorry."
Maggie (2022)
"I'm texting with this high schooler. They text a lot."
Maggie (2022)
"- I would've thought you'd go older."
Maggie (2022)
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