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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - RIP Cynthia (S01E01)

"It's really sweet. (chuckles)"
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"He actually says that. "How do you do?""
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"And I say, "Do what?" (chuckles)"
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"It's a joke we have."
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"(ringing continues)"
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"Do what?"
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"That'll teach 'em."
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"Call me elderly, but that computer class reminded me"
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"that it's the high time to go through my computer"
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"and remove some documents that I don't need anymore."
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"-Dude, dude! -What?"
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"I came up with the perfect slogan."
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"Oh, okay, hit me, hit me, hit me."
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"Okay, well, you know how I get my best ideas"
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"-when I am on "la toilette"? -Yes?"
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"Wheel socks, edible matchsticks."
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"Inside gloves."
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"Different than outside gloves because they're worn inside."
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"-Go on. -Okay, okay."
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"Get ready to have your mind blown."
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"Okay. Hit me, hit me, hit me."
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"Okay, the winning slogan is,"
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""Flatch, come bask in our Flatch-ulence"!"
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"-Dude, that's brilliant. -I know, right?"
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"Okay, so when you see that slogan in the paper,"
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"I'm gonna need your vote."
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"Flatch-ulence sounds dirty to me."
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"Does it, Bessie? Or does it sound brilliant?"
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"No. It sounds dirty."
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"Fine. Here."
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"A dollar for each of you."
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"I didn't want to stoop to bribery,"
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"but if that's what it takes, so be it."
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"So rule number one of successful business growth"
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"is sometimes you have to spend a dollar"
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"to make a whole bunch of dollars."
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"Rule number two is you need to sit on the toilet a lot."
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"Shrub, I need help with my machine."
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"Len, I told you."
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"No one is buying your old pants on eBay."
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"I'm trying figure out how to wire money to Cynthia."
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"Why are you trying to do that?"
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"She wants to buy a plane ticket to come to visit me."
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"But in Estonia, you can't get into your bank account"
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"without giving them $3,000."
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"It's all rigged."
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"Anyway, the bank headquarters is in Nigeria,"
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"and there's the routing number."
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"Oh, no, uh, no, no, we can't do that."
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"Um, you can't wire money over the Internet on Tuesdays."
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"Oh."
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"-SHRUB: That's "Cynthia." -JOE: She's pretty."
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"No, he's being catfished right now."
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"No, it's a scam. Look."
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"They're using stock photos of Miss Estonia 2006."
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"-Oh, this is bad. -Yeah."
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"SHRUB: He's about to send $3,000 to her,"
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"or to him, or whoever in Nigeria."
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"Whatever. Well, what do we do?"
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"Well, I don't think we have a choice."
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"We got to tell him the truth."
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"I mean, it's gonna hurt, but it's better that he knows now."
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"Man, it sucks when people prey on the elderly."
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"Eh, depends."
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"Hey, Shrub, I checked."
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"That no wiring money on Tuesdays--"
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"total fake news."
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"You got to watch out for those internet scams, Shrub."
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"Yeah."
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"Len, we have something we have to tell you."
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"Yeah, about Cynthia."
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"There's nothing you're gonna say about that woman"
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"that'll make me love her less."
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"(clears throat) When--when Martha passed..."
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"I didn't think I was ever gonna find love again."
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"Who'd have thunk it? I mean, an old man like me?"
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"-She's dead. Cynthia's dead. -What?"
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"What?"
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"What happened?"
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"-Train accident. -She drowned."
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"Yes. Yes, yes, that's right."
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"Yeah, she had just passed her conductor's test,"
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"and she, uh, she went out to celebrate"
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"and she got, like, so loaded, and--"
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"Yeah."
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"You know the rest."
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"No, I don't."
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"BOTH: Sh..."
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"She drove that train right into a lake."
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"-Lake. -Yeah."
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"Mm. Of course. (chuckles)"
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"She was a train conductor, too."
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"Oh, that woman could do anything."
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"Except swim."
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"Yes."
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"All she had was me."
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"How will she be remembered?"
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"Probably as a woman who drove a train into a lake."
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"(sighs)"
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"She had no family."
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"There'll be no memorial service or anything."
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"I'm so sorry, Len. I know this is hard."
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"We need to give her a funeral."
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"-Yeah, that's right. -SHRUB: Mm-hmm."
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"We do?"
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"That would be the proper thing to do."
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"Right, Father?"
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"So, yeah, we're shopping for a funeral"
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"for a made-up person from a made-up country."
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"Uh, Estonia is actually real. I looked it up."
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"Well, there's no Estonian soccer merch,"
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"so color me a doubter."
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"Father Joe basically gave us a ton of church funds"
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"and seeing as this is my fault,"
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"I thought we should we should go all out."
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"Whole town's gonna come."
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"Everyone shows up when they know"
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"there's gonna be free cake."
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"Yeah, we got streamers, a piñata--"
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"I should be out campaigning for my new slogan,"
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