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Clips from Veep - Tehran (S04E04)

"Bill: I need you to tell me what's going on."
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"And, uh, do I have to tell you that right now?"
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"Yes, you do."
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"I was thinking we could stop for a coffee."
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"Uh, Teddy's been touching me."
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"Richard: Or tea."
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"Uh, just processing that."
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"Wait, Mr. Davison?"
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"Shit, am I on speakerphone?"
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"Sorry, Jonah, what happened exactly?"
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"Um, well, he..."
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"He... he cupped my testicles."
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"On another occasion, he patted"
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"or tapped on my testicles."
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"And then on another occasion,"
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"he held my testicles for a significantly long time."
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"Guess what. I just got engaged."
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"Are you fucking kidding me? Catherine's there, too?"
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"Hi, Jonah. Jason proposed and I said yes."
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"Well, shit, congratulations."
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"- Marriage is good. - It's a fine institution."
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"Don't tell my mom. I want to surprise her."
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"Jonah, is there anything else you want to tell us?"
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"I don't know. Is there anybody else in the room?"
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"Just myself and Bill again."
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"- And I'm here taking notes. - Sue's there?! Fuck!"
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"Okay, well, no. There's nothing else that I have to say."
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"I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that Teddy's been touching, okay?"
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"- Thanks, guys. Great talk. - (phone beeps)"
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"Okay, we got nothing out of that but a funny story."
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"Gary: Plane's broken. We can't take off."
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"They said it's gonna be a week until they get the part."
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"Jesus Christ, the Chinese can 3-D print"
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"- a hundred houses in that time. - Fuck!"
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"Why isn't there a backup plane for the backup plane, Mike?"
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"We need to get on the press plane."
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"The press hates us, especially you."
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"- They can't stand you. - We have booze, Gary."
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"And they have a crippling dependency."
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"- What, is this gonna work? - In a dry country,"
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"the man with all the booze holds the cards."
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"- (Knock at door) - Yeah?"
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"Ma'am, you actually do have a phone call."
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"- Oh. - It's Kent and Bill on speaker."
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"Hey, guys, what's up?"
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"Ma'am, we're worried that Doyle knows about the polling."
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"- What polling? - Kent."
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"I thought it might be useful to see how Doyle is performing as veep."
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"I specifically promised Doyle that I would not do that, Kent."
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"I apologize. But it did throw up some very interesting results."
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"But I will run those by you at a less angry time."
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"We have what we think is a very smart plan of action."
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"- It's brilliant. - Quite brilliant."
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"We tell Doyle that your campaign"
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"used stolen data to target bereaved parents."
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"Why in the name of pixelated fuck"
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"would you do that? My God!"
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"And can you please use code when we're talking about this?"
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"Use the word, I don't know, cupcake instead of data"
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"and use happy instead of bereaved or something."
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"It binds him to us. Infects him."
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"And elements of his office were cc'd on e-mails mentioning the breach."
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"Exactly, he will be as involved as the rest of us"
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"in targeting happy parents after stealing cupcakes"
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"about their dead children."
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"(Scoffs) Fine."
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"Inject him with the happy cupcake virus, all right?"
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"I hope he swells up and dies."
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"That's not code, by the way."
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"Wow. Ben, why don't I know what's going on here?"
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"- I don't know. - I'm supposed to have my finger on the button."
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"But for all I know, it's been rewired"
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"and I'm just operating some sort of light in a closet somewhere."
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"And what are we gonna do about Leon?"
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"I'm gonna treat him like my own brother, ahem,"
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"who I had murdered back in '86."
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"The president is charming the Middle East."
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"But apparently her own VP is unhappy with her?"
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"Not true. And we're discussing rumors?"
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"Is this a news channel or a dorm room?"
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"You could say that the president's Iran visit"
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"puts a delicious glacé cherry on the cake of Selina Meyer's tour."
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"Well, welcome back from the wasteland."
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"Here's to us. To a job well done on your part."
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"- You were great. - Yeah, I know."
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"You know, we could still be great."
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"We could?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Can I ask you something? - Uh-oh."
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"Am I that transparent? Really?"
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"Dan, you kind of are."
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"Well, Amy,"
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"I would love it if you would give me"
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"access to the White House."
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"Oh."
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"What?"
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"You think I was gonna ask you something else?"
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"- No. - Okay."
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"(Phone chimes)"
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"- Yeah? - Sue: Amy, bad news."
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"Ericsson told Doyle that the campaign used"
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"dead kids' data to target recently bereaved parents."
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"God, that is some elaborate self-sabotage right there."
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"That is Cirque du Soleil suicide bombing."
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"Go back in time and stop that from happening."
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"You okay?"
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"I feel like I'm on a life-support machine"
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"and they keep pulling the plug to charge their phones."
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"- Tequila? - Yeah."
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"- My God, this is so scary. - Quiet down, Gary."
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"- It's just really scary. - Hurry up and be quiet..."
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"- (gasps) Oh, my God. - Oh, you're kidding."
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"- Jesus. Oh, my God. - Pick them up!"
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"I don't want to go to jail over here."
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"We've got about 10 seconds to drink everything"
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"and then eat the bottles."
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"(Knocking)"
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"You wanted to see me, ma'am?"
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"Oh, did I wake you up?"
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"Um, no."
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