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Clips from Seinfeld - The Mango (S05E05)

"- I told you not to say anything. - What am I gonna do for fruit?"
Seinfeld
"- You'll have to go to the supermarket. - The supermarket?"
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"Impossible. They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket."
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"The apples are mealy. The oranges are dry."
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"I don't know what's going on with the papayas."
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"You gotta go to Joe's. You gotta get me some fruit."
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"So, what, am I gonna buy all your fruit now?"
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"Well, if Houdini couldn't do it, what chance do I have?"
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"Hello? Oh, hi, Patty. Thanks for calling me back."
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"I wanted to ask a question. When we were going out..."
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"...did you have orgasms?"
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"Okay. Thanks. No, that's it."
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"Yeah. Okay, bye. Patty Lawrence had them."
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"- I'll make you a fruit list, all right? - Yeah."
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"Hello, Elaine? Patty Lawrence had orgasms."
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"What do you think about that?"
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"And I got calls in to six other women. I bet they confirm an orgasm too."
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"So, what do you have to say now, Elaine?"
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"Hello?"
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"- I feel like I'm doing something wrong. - All right, now here's the list."
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"All this? It's too much."
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"- What do you need five mangoes for? - I like mangoes."
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"Avocado? I don't know how to pick out an avocado."
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"- Well, they gotta be soft. - How soft?"
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"But not too soft."
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"See, better too hard than too soft."
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"I'm not going through this every week. I'll you that right now."
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"What are these, plums? What is that?"
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"Yeah. Now, get the ones that are red on the inside."
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"How do I know what they look like inside?"
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"What do they look like on the outside?"
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"- Oh, and get some plantains. - Plantains?"
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"- Yes. - What's a plantain?"
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"It's in the banana family. It's a delicacy."
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"You're not getting any plantains."
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"- Hey, Joe. - How's it going?"
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"Good. Just getting some fruit for myself."
Seinfeld
"Gotta have fruit in the house."
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"I like it as a snack. Wholesome..."
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"...natural, chock-full of vitamins."
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"All right, let's see..."
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"Mangoes."
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"Four plums with red on the inside."
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"An avocado."
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"Just right."
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"And three plantains ought to do it."
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"- All right, just hold it right there. - What?"
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"This fruit isn't for you."
Seinfeld
"- What are you talking about? - You think I don't know, huh?"
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"Mangoes, plantains, plums with the red on the inside? That's Kramer."
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"- I can't buy mangoes and plantains? - All right, get out."
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"- You're making a big mistake, Joe. - I don't want your business either."
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"- Are you banning me from the store? - That's exactly what I'm saying."
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"- I'm banned? - You're banned."
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"- All right, where do you want it? - Put it over there."
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"Yes."
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"- This stuff is heavy. - Oh, great."
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"What do you got? Look at these. These mangoes are beautiful."
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"Oh, those are beautiful. You did good."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah."
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"- All right, I gotta get going. - What are you doing?"
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"I got a date with Karen."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"There's nothing happening down there."
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"You're thinking about too much, putting too much emphasis on it."
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"I knew this was gonna happen someday. It was inevitable."
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"I've known it ever since I was a little kid. I've been waiting for it."
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"This mango is delicious."
Seinfeld
"That reminds me. I'm not getting you guys any more fruit."
Seinfeld
"That guy was eyeballing me the whole time. Gave me the creeps."
Seinfeld
"All right, you owe me 28.60."
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"Gee, sorry, I don't have any cash."
Seinfeld
"I only got hundreds."
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"You see, I-I knew it."
Seinfeld
"Come on, we're gonna pay you. Have some mango."
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"- I don't want any mango. - Come on, take some. It's good."
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"Yeah."
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"It's very good."
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"Juicy. Ripe."
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"Boy, this Joe's got some terrific fruit."
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"What?"
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"I feel like I got a B12 shot."
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"- This is like a taste explosion. - I told you."
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"What is it?"
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"I think it moved."
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"Oh, my God. I think it moved. Here, give me the big piece."
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"- I'll see you later. - Hey, George."
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"I'm back, baby! I'm back!"
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"- Do you want some mango? - No, thanks."
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"Well, well. If it isn't the first lady of the American theater."
Seinfeld
"What brings you here?"
Seinfeld
"Just gonna return some of your things that were in my house."
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"And I've got some things of yours here."
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"- I know. - Well, I'll get them."
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"- I'm waiting. - All right then."
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"- You got my fins? - Yeah, I got your fins."
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"- Do you have my poker chips? - I got your poker chips."
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"- You got my goggles? - They're next to the fins."
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"- You got my cards? - They're next to the poker chips."
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"All right."
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"- Guess that just about does it. - I guess."
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"- Okay, well, see you around. - Yeah, see you."
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"All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour."
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"- What? - Come on."
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"- Are you serious? - Look, Jerry..."
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"...we have to have sex to save the friendship."
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"Sex to save the friendship."
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"Well, if we have to, we have to."
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"Oh, George."
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"Please, it's not necessary."
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"What's not necessary?"
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"The little extra moan you threw in there."
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"Laying it on a bit thick, don't you think?"
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"- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? Come on."
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"You don't think I bought all that."
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"- Bought what? - No, you're very good."
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"Very good with the moanings and the gyrations."
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"You really had me going there for a minute."
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"You think I was faking?"
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"Come on. With the, "Oh, George. Oh, George!""
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