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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Hyde's Birthday (S04E04)

"Any good mail?"
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"Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog."
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"And the model is showing cleavage?"
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"You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife."
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"Oh, Steven got a letter from Department of Motor Vehicles."
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"What? Another damn ticket?"
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"Hey, screw-head!"
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"Why is the D.M.V. sending you letters?"
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"Screw-head. Hey, screw-head."
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"No, no, no. You're screw-head."
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"I'm just called "boy.""
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"I got a letter from the D.M.V.?"
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"Oh, my God. It's about the cow."
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"Did I say "cow"?"
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"Because what I meant was countdown..."
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"countdown to better driving."
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"I think what Eric's trying to say is, he hit a cow."
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"Wait..."
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"Well, I had the right-of-way!"
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"Go ahead. Open it, hot rod."
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"You know, you are the most irresponsible..."
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"careless, no-account, undisc..."
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"Oh, it's a license renewal for my 18th birthday."
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"Oh."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"Guess who gets 18 hugs the day before his 18th birthday?"
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"One, two... Everyone!"
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"- Three, four, five... - Okay."
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"- Six, seven, eight... - Okay. All right, all right!"
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"Thanks, Mrs. Forman, but you can drop it."
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"I'm not really into birthdays, especially this one."
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"- Oh, no, you don't! Nine, ten... - Get off me, spaz!"
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"Oh, Steven likes birthdays. He just doesn't know it."
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"Which is why we're throwing him a surprise party."
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"Now, I need two helpers with keen feminine sensibilities to help decorate."
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"Jackie and Fez."
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"Yea."
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"What the hell? I'm feminine."
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"I should kick her ass for that."
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"Hey, Jackie, while you're up there, try not to kiss any more guys!"
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"Man, are you guys still fighting about that?"
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"You gotta come down hard on stuff like this."
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"If she'd have come down harder on me when I was cheating, I would've..."
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"Well, I would have been way sneakier about it."
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"You know what, you guys? Eighteen is a big deal."
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"We ought to get Hyde, like, the perfect Hyde gift."
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"So, you know what? Let's try to put ourselves in a total Hyde state of mind."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, now, what would Hyde want?"
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"Something... stolen."
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"Stolen's good. But you know what's better?"
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"Stolen and dirty!"
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"So what's a good gift for Hyde that's stolen and dirty?"
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"Someone else's pig!"
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"No, no, wait! I got it! I got it!"
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"A street sign."
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"We'll steal it, so it'll be stolen..."
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"and it's dirty, so it'll be dirty."
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"Kelso just solved his first word problem. Ohh!"
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"Yeah, I learned those in Miss Carter's class..."
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"'cause I knew if I got one right that'd she'd give me a hug."
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"Now, that's good teachin'."
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"No problem. You can have Hyde's party here."
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"There's only one thing I ask."
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"Can I come?"
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"The party's at your house, Bob. Of course you're invited."
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"Oh, boy, I'm in!"
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"I'll get my Anne Murray albums!"
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"Okay, now, you two."
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"I want this party to look nice. So, um, balloons, streamers..."
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"whatever makes Steven forget he has no parents."
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"So, Fez, how do you want to decorate this place?"
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"- Well, what I'm thinking... - No, no, no. I want Arabian Nights..."
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"veils, Persian rugs."
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"Uh-huh. One question, Jackie."
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"Is this a party for Hyde, or a bunch of whores in a whorehouse?"
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"Oh, yeah. Check it out! "High Street.""
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"Oh, man. Hyde's gonna love this."
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"- Here, Donna, I'll give you a boost. - Okay."
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"One, two, three."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Fingers!"
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"- Oh! - Come on, Eric. I'll give you a boost."
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"No way."
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"Why not?"
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"Because you'll throw me."
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"What? No, I won't!"
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"Yeah, I will."
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"Look. How about we stand on top of the van and reach it?"
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"I think not! We'll dent the roof."
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"I don't want nothin' to happen to the "love bus.""
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"Okay, I got it. I got a better idea."
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"Okay, just make sure it's tight."
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"Right. Okay, you're good to go."
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"Well, at least the roof's okay."
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"Steven!"
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"I thought you were at work."
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"Not till later."
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"Why are you baking so many cupcakes?"
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"I had four dozen eggs. They were gonna go bad."
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"Mrs. Forman, I don't want a party."
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"And I'm not saying that because I'm fishing for a party."
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"I mean, I don't want a party."
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"- Uh-huh. - 'Cause I know how this family works."
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"You guys say you don't want stuff that you actually want."
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"Like on Mother's Day. You said you didn't want a fuss."
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"But you did want a fuss. So we made a fuss, and you were happy?"
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"That can drive a guy nuts."
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"It really can."
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"So now, I don't know what to do..."
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"or say or not say..."
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"because I really don't want a party."
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"See, I don't know what that means!"
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"Well, it means there's no party."
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"Oh, please. Would I lie to you about making you a party?"
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"I am hurt."
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"Fine."
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"Okay. I'm sorry."
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"- You lied. - No, no."
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"I said, "Would I lie?""
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