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Clips from Cheers - Norman's Conquest (S02E02)

Carla: HEY, CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

"Carla: HEY, CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE."

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COACH, YOU GOT THE NEXT ROUND READY

"COACH, YOU GOT THE NEXT ROUND READY"

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FOR THE LADIES IN THE BACK ROOM?

"FOR THE LADIES IN THE BACK ROOM?"

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ALMOST, HONEY. ALMOST.

"ALMOST, HONEY. ALMOST."

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OK. AREN'T THEY A CUTE GROUP--

"OK. AREN'T THEY A CUTE GROUP--"

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"THE GOLDEN 80s CLUB?"

""THE GOLDEN 80s CLUB?""

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YEAH, A BUNCH OF OLD WIDOWS AND SPINSTERS

"YEAH, A BUNCH OF OLD WIDOWS AND SPINSTERS"

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GET TOGETHER AND PLAY CONNECT THE LIVER SPOTS.

"GET TOGETHER AND PLAY CONNECT THE LIVER SPOTS."

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I AGREE WITH DIANE, CARLA. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.

"I AGREE WITH DIANE, CARLA. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE."

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YEAH. Carla: OH, COACH,

"YEAH. Carla: OH, COACH,"

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YOU LIKE ANYBODY WHO CALLS YOU "SONNY."

"YOU LIKE ANYBODY WHO CALLS YOU "SONNY.""

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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ALL SET, DIANE. MM-HMM.

"ALL SET, DIANE. MM-HMM."

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WOW, THIS IS QUITE A LOAD.

"WOW, THIS IS QUITE A LOAD."

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WELL, I'LL JUST TAKE 2 TRIPS.

"WELL, I'LL JUST TAKE 2 TRIPS."

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AH, YES. NOW THERE IS A NONPROFESSIONAL FOR YA.

"AH, YES. NOW THERE IS A NONPROFESSIONAL FOR YA."

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LAST ROUND, I GOT THEM ALL IN ONE TRIP.

"LAST ROUND, I GOT THEM ALL IN ONE TRIP."

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OK.

"OK."

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ONE MORE BEER.

"ONE MORE BEER."

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OH.

"OH."

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LIKE ME TO CARRY IT FOR YA?

"LIKE ME TO CARRY IT FOR YA?"

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NO. NO PROBLEM.

"NO. NO PROBLEM."

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I'LL SIMPLY DO AS THE NOBLE WOMEN

"I'LL SIMPLY DO AS THE NOBLE WOMEN"

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OF PRIMITIVE TRIBAL CULTURES

"OF PRIMITIVE TRIBAL CULTURES"

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HAVE BEEN DOING FOR CENTURIES.

"HAVE BEEN DOING FOR CENTURIES."

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I'LL BALANCE IT ON MY NOODLE.

"I'LL BALANCE IT ON MY NOODLE."

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THOSE SWEET LITTLE OLD LADIES ARE GONNA LOVE THIS.

"THOSE SWEET LITTLE OLD LADIES ARE GONNA LOVE THIS."

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WOW, LOOK! IT'S LAWRENCE WELK!

"WOW, LOOK! IT'S LAWRENCE WELK!"

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Diane: NO, STOP!

"Diane: NO, STOP!"

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[GLASSES CRASH]

"[GLASSES CRASH]"

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[WOMEN SCREAM]

"[WOMEN SCREAM]"

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* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *

"* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *"

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* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *

"* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *"

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* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *

"* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *"

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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *

"* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *"

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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *

"* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *"

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* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *

"* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *"

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* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *

"* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *"

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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *

"* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *"

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* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *

"* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *"

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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *

"* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *"

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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

"* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *"

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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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AND YOU'RE WRONG.

"AND YOU'RE WRONG."

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IN YOUR HAT.

"IN YOUR HAT."

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UH, I, UH, KINDA LOST TRACK HERE, CARLA.

"UH, I, UH, KINDA LOST TRACK HERE, CARLA."

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WHAT ROUND IS THIS?

"WHAT ROUND IS THIS?"

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I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH.

"I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH."

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JUST SO WE CAN FOLLOW THE FUN,

"JUST SO WE CAN FOLLOW THE FUN,"

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WHAT'S THIS FIGHT ABOUT?

"WHAT'S THIS FIGHT ABOUT?"

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WE'RE NOT FIGHTING, CARLA.

"WE'RE NOT FIGHTING, CARLA."

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WE'RE MERELY DISCUSSING A LITTLE DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.

"WE'RE MERELY DISCUSSING A LITTLE DIFFERENCE OF OPINION."

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VODKA, ROCKS, 2.

"VODKA, ROCKS, 2."

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I THINK SAM IS A HEARTLESS, MINDLESS, SLACK-JAWED CRETIN,

"I THINK SAM IS A HEARTLESS, MINDLESS, SLACK-JAWED CRETIN,"

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AND HE DISAGREES.

"AND HE DISAGREES."

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BUT I'M SURE HE'LL SEE REASON EVENTUALLY.

"BUT I'M SURE HE'LL SEE REASON EVENTUALLY."

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LET ME KNOW WHEN HIS HEAD LIGHTS UP.

"LET ME KNOW WHEN HIS HEAD LIGHTS UP."

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AS USUAL, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CONNECTING FLIGHT TO GET TO THE POINT.

"AS USUAL, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CONNECTING FLIGHT TO GET TO THE POINT."

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WE WERE TALKIN' ABOUT THE WAY YOU DON'T TRUST ME, MOTOR MOUTH.

"WE WERE TALKIN' ABOUT THE WAY YOU DON'T TRUST ME, MOTOR MOUTH."

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NO, BROKEN BROW...

"NO, BROKEN BROW..."

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WE SETTLED THAT. YOU WERE PROVEN WRONG, AND WE MOVED ON.

"WE SETTLED THAT. YOU WERE PROVEN WRONG, AND WE MOVED ON."

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AS I RECALL--

"AS I RECALL--"

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SAM, GIVE ME CREDIT

"SAM, GIVE ME CREDIT"

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FOR HAVING ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE

"FOR HAVING ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE"

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TO HUMILIATE YOU IN THE RIGHT SUBJECT AREA.

"TO HUMILIATE YOU IN THE RIGHT SUBJECT AREA."

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MY FAVORITE COUPLE-- STEVE AND IDI AMIN.

"MY FAVORITE COUPLE-- STEVE AND IDI AMIN."

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UH, AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

"UH, AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY."

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All: NORM!

"All: NORM!"

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STRAIGHT THIS WAY.

"STRAIGHT THIS WAY."

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NORMIE, NORMIE. COULD THIS BE VERA?

"NORMIE, NORMIE. COULD THIS BE VERA?"

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WELL, WITH A LOT OF EXPENSIVE SURGERY, MAYBE.

"WELL, WITH A LOT OF EXPENSIVE SURGERY, MAYBE."

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Norm: ACTUALLY...

"Norm: ACTUALLY..."

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THIS IS EMILY PHILLIPS, AND, UH, SHE RUNS A LITTLE BOUTIQUE DOWNTOWN,

"THIS IS EMILY PHILLIPS, AND, UH, SHE RUNS A LITTLE BOUTIQUE DOWNTOWN,"

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AND I'VE JUST TAKEN THEM ON AS A CLIENT.

"AND I'VE JUST TAKEN THEM ON AS A CLIENT."

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[ALL CHEERING]

"[ALL CHEERING]"

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WHY ARE THEY SO EXCITED?

"WHY ARE THEY SO EXCITED?"

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YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD LOTS OF CLIENTS.

"YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD LOTS OF CLIENTS."

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OH, JUST NATURALLY HAPPY PEOPLE HERE. OH.

"OH, JUST NATURALLY HAPPY PEOPLE HERE. OH."

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YEAH, THEY SING THE LIVELONG DAY.

"YEAH, THEY SING THE LIVELONG DAY."

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DOO-DA.

"DOO-DA."

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HI, WELCOME TO CHEERS. I'M SAM MALONE. HI.

"HI, WELCOME TO CHEERS. I'M SAM MALONE. HI."

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OH, THANK YOU.

"OH, THANK YOU."

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SO, UH, WHAT KIND OF BOUTIQUE IS IT?

"SO, UH, WHAT KIND OF BOUTIQUE IS IT?"

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OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE DRESS SHOP

"OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE DRESS SHOP"

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STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE, REALLY, BUT, UH, THANKS TO NORM,

"STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE, REALLY, BUT, UH, THANKS TO NORM,"

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I'M GONNA GET A VERY HEALTHY TAX RETURN.

"I'M GONNA GET A VERY HEALTHY TAX RETURN."

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YEAH, WELL, I JUST DID A FEW SIMPLE THINGS.

"YEAH, WELL, I JUST DID A FEW SIMPLE THINGS."

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FOR EXAMPLE,

"FOR EXAMPLE,"

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SHE WASN'T EVEN, UH, WRITING OFF

"SHE WASN'T EVEN, UH, WRITING OFF"

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HER COCKROACHES AS LIVESTOCK. [LAUGHS]

"HER COCKROACHES AS LIVESTOCK. [LAUGHS]"

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I'M SO PROUD OF US.

"I'M SO PROUD OF US."

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WE WOMEN HAVE TAKEN OUR PLACE IN SOCIETY AS NEVER BEFORE.

"WE WOMEN HAVE TAKEN OUR PLACE IN SOCIETY AS NEVER BEFORE."

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WORKING, DOING, RISING ON MERIT THROUGH THE RANKS.

"WORKING, DOING, RISING ON MERIT THROUGH THE RANKS."

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WE ARE TAKING OUR PLACE ALONGSIDE OF AND IN MANY CASES

"WE ARE TAKING OUR PLACE ALONGSIDE OF AND IN MANY CASES"

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ABOVE MEN.

"ABOVE MEN."

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ONCE EXPLOITED, NOW WE ARE EQUAL.

"ONCE EXPLOITED, NOW WE ARE EQUAL."

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HEY, HONEY, SHAKE IT UP.

"HEY, HONEY, SHAKE IT UP."

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I'M DRY OVER HERE!

"I'M DRY OVER HERE!"

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EXCUSE ME.

"EXCUSE ME."

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OH, WOULD YOU PARDON ME FOR A MOMENT, NORM?

"OH, WOULD YOU PARDON ME FOR A MOMENT, NORM?"

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I GOTTA CALL THE SHOP. SURE.

"I GOTTA CALL THE SHOP. SURE."

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YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THIS CHEERS PLACE.

"YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THIS CHEERS PLACE."

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DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

"DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?"

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WELL, UH, WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER OFTEN?

"WELL, UH, WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER OFTEN?"

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OH, 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK.

"OH, 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK."

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THEN I DON'T COME HERE OFTEN.

"THEN I DON'T COME HERE OFTEN."

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CAN I HAVE A BEER, COACH, PLEASE?

"CAN I HAVE A BEER, COACH, PLEASE?"

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UH, HEY, NORM. YOU, UH, TOLD HER

"UH, HEY, NORM. YOU, UH, TOLD HER"

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YOU HAD A LOT OF BIG CLIENTS, HUH?

"YOU HAD A LOT OF BIG CLIENTS, HUH?"

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YEAH, 75. I FIGURED 200 WOULD BE STRETCHIN' IT

"YEAH, 75. I FIGURED 200 WOULD BE STRETCHIN' IT"

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FOR SOMEONE WORKIN' OUT OF THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.

"FOR SOMEONE WORKIN' OUT OF THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR."

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WELL, WHAT'S, UH, WHAT'S GOIN' ON, NOW?

"WELL, WHAT'S, UH, WHAT'S GOIN' ON, NOW?"

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I MEAN, YOU, UH, SEEM KIND OF FRIENDLY.

"I MEAN, YOU, UH, SEEM KIND OF FRIENDLY."

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AH. SHE BROUGHT ME IN HERE

"AH. SHE BROUGHT ME IN HERE"

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TO CELEBRATE THE OUTSTANDING WORK I DID.

"TO CELEBRATE THE OUTSTANDING WORK I DID."

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OH, I DON'T KNOW, NORM. UH, I KIND OF SENSE SOMETHIN' BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.

"OH, I DON'T KNOW, NORM. UH, I KIND OF SENSE SOMETHIN' BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU."

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I COULD FEEL THE TEMPERATURE IN HERE RISE

"I COULD FEEL THE TEMPERATURE IN HERE RISE"

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WHEN YOU TWO WALKED IN.

"WHEN YOU TWO WALKED IN."

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