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Clips from Avenue 5 - Eight Arms But No Hands (S01E01)

"-FRANK KELLY: Matt! Can you hear me? -MIA: Matt?"
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"-RYAN: Matt! Matt! -JUDD: Matt!"
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"-DOUG: Matt? -We should come up with"
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"code names in case we get separated."
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"Oh, that's an awesome idea."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah. Um..."
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"-I'm gonna be Cobra. -Shit! That's a good one."
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"What was I thinking? The coupling."
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"Doug and Spike. They're probably gonna end up"
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"blowing each other in a doorway."
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"-DOUG: Can I be Cobra? -SPIKE: No, man, I'm Cobra."
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"DOUG: I could be Python."
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"SPIKE: Uh, that's just another snake."
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"DOUG: Cobra's just the best. I'm not gonna beat Cobra."
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"SPIKE: Yeah, I'm just gonna call ya Doug."
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"-But I wanted to look captainy. -Mm."
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"Seriously, my decision to make a quick decision"
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"was itself a bad decision."
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"I have the decision-making powers"
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"of a pigeon trapped in a library."
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"A library. Why-- why is the pigeon in the library?"
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"I-- I saw a pigeon in a library once."
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"It did not make good decisions."
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"FRANK: Matt, buddy."
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"MADS: Hey, Matt, this is Mads. Remember me?"
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"Kind of athletic build, six feet."
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"-Good complexion. -Seriously?"
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"-What? I moisturize. -No, I mean,"
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"you're seriously yelling about how good-looking you are"
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"to a lunatic in the dark?"
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"Oh my god. You know what?"
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"-I think we gotta take a break. -What?"
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"(MIA GROANS)"
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"Hey, hey, hey. You blew it. You blew it, buddy."
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"Women don't like vanity in men. It's emasculating."
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"(SIGHS) I'm just trying to describe myself."
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"I know. And Doug would not shout that out about himself,"
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"-I'm just saying. -Okay, well, Doug doesn't moisturize his face."
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"Unless tears count."
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"-So, I'm like-- -What are we even supposed to do"
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"when he find him? Arrest him? (SIGHS, SNIFFLES)"
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"No, we're not gonna arrest him."
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"-Go on. -So, I'm like,"
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""If you want a tight ten minutes, mate,"
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"go fuck your dog." And then I left."
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"-(BILLIE GASPS) -I never went back."
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"-That is gross. I mean-- -CYRUS: (THROUGH WATCH) Billie."
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"-Yeah. -As soon as we've got the codes,"
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"we need something from outside."
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"What-- What do we need from outside?"
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"CYRUS: Joe's hands and his head for print recognition"
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"in case Captain Ryan's too crashy to dock the ship."
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"(SIGHS) Yeah."
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"We're gonna have to cut off Joe's hands for his prints."
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"We're sending him out there to dismember a corpse?"
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"Yeah. We need his handprints for recognition."
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"Oh, well, just making sure."
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"Maybe bring back his ass? That'd be funny."
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"MATT SPENCER: (RECORDED VOICE) Goodbye, Sarah."
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"Sarah, bridge crew."
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"To control a ship, you need to know"
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"how to control your emotions. I do both."
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"MATT: I'm sorry, Sarah."
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"It gets lonely on the bridge, but we love an audience."
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"Come see how we fly the ship."
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"MATT: Goodbye, Sarah."
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"She had a dignity to her, don't you think?"
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"How do I handle her? The ship, that is."
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"-A sort of... -SARAH: Come and visit us..."
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"...potato-ey grandeur."
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"MATT: To dust, Sarah."
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"Sarah, bridge crew. To learn how to control a ship,"
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"you need to know how to control your emotions."
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"-RYAN: (SIGHS) Look at them. -SARAH: I do both. (GIGGLES)"
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"Just ordinary idiots who went out of an airlock one night."
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"-I could've saved them. -We tried."
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"You know, you can lead a horse to water,"
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"but you can't stop it"
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"from throwing itself violently out of an airlock."
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"You can, with the most basic horse harness."
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"-You could do that. -Can you, though?"
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"-Yeah. -Hmm."
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"I'm the captain of a ship that's leaking passengers."
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"Hey, hey..."
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"I already lost seven good souls."
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"I'm not gonna lose an eighth."
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"-Eleven. -What?"
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"You've lost 11 good souls in total."
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"Yeah, if you count the other human beings"
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"who also perished on this ship. That's a lot."
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"That's a lot. Wow."
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"Wait a minute..."
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""Nothingness." "White Light." "The Void.""
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"I think I know exactly where he is."
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"Oh my god!"
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"You're doing a detective thing with the words. I love it!"
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"Come with me. And you can call me Captain"
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"'cause I think I deserve it this time."
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"KAREN KELLY: This is all good, but we need to think great."
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"Remember, weight is great. Okay?"
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"Um-- Oh, this is the kind of sacrifice we need."
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"How many guitars did you bring on this trip?"
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"-Nine. -Oh."
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"-Go grab 'em all. -KAREN: What are these?"
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"Oh, they're-- they're stands for my weights."
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"-I don't need 'em. -IRIS: Mm-hmm."
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"-And where are your weights? -No, I need those."
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"We need to jettison excess weight,"
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"and you won't contribute literal weights?"
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"Please. I personally threw out Captain Ryan's rowing machine."
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"I mean, he doesn't need it. He's in great shape, but, uh..."
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"Is that true? About, uh... Ryan's rowing machine?"
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"You went in his room?"
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"-What are you implying? -Nothing."
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"Some people are saying you had a thing with him."
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"But then, some other people are saying,"
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""No, they didn't have a thing.""
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"But then, the first people are saying,"
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""No, yeah, they did." So... I'm just saying, there--"
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"there's a lot of confusion around this issue."
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