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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - The Third Conchord (S01E01)

"uh, we've been practicing for 56 minutes and..."
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"that's how long we practice for."
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"- Hey, guys! - Hi, Mel."
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"Whoa-ho! What are the chances?"
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"We're always bumping into each other."
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"About one in one."
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"- Oh, hi. - Hey."
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"My name's Mel. I don't think we've met."
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"- I'm Todd. Nice to meet you. - Todd's a new band member."
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"- What? - I'm the third Conchord."
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"- Yeah. - But..."
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"- why would you even have that... - Oh!"
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"- You're the fan, right? - Yeah."
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"Murray told me all about you."
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"Actually, he, um, neglected to tell me what a hottie you are."
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"Stop it."
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"Looks like the race is on."
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"Gentlemen, start your engines."
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"Vroom!"
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"- Vroom! - Oh my God."
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"Am I right?"
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"What do you play, Todd?"
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"I'll give you a clue."
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"- The bongos. - Oh!"
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"Rhythmic."
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"- Yeah, tribal. - Powerful."
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"Very physical, if you know what I mean."
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"Oh, I know what you mean, Todd."
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"We got to go. Good to see you."
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"- Oh, all right, bye. - See you later, Mel."
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"Bye, guys."
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"Sweet dreams, baby."
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"So what's she like?"
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"She's a maniac."
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"In the sack? Really?"
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"No. What?"
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"You guys have both done her, right?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, I thought you had a threesome with her."
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"No, she's just a fan."
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"Never had a threesome with her."
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"Well, if you two homo sapiens aren't gonna make the move,"
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"guess what? I'm gonna."
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"I'm definitely gonna do it with her."
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"Oh no, she's married."
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"Who cares? I'm a bongo player in a band."
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"She's hot to trot."
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"I'm gonna make it happen. I'm gonna give it to her."
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"Am I right? Damn."
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"Hey, am I right?"
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"- I don't know. - Am I right?"
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"- Possibly. - Possibly? I'm right."
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"- Well, he did all right. - Was like a 10-minute solo."
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"- I know! - He's the new guy in the band."
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"Wow, amazing."
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"What a gig. I declare this the best Conchords gig ever."
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"Murray, you have to fire Todd."
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"Fire Todd?! Keep your voice down. What do you mean?"
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"He might hear you. He's the best thing that's happened to this band."
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"- Why do you want to get rid of him? - Bret, tell him."
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"- He's not cool. - Yes, Bret's right."
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"He's not cool like us. We're cool."
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"He's way cool!"
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"He's cooler than both of you put together."
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"Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Look at him with all his friends. They follow him."
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"He's like the Pied Piper of cool."
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"Pied Piper was a good musician, wasn't he?"
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"- He was cool - He wasn't cool."
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"- Yes, he was. - He took all those kids into a cave."
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"No, before that phase, when just the rats followed him..."
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"Listen, the Pied Piper's not cool and Todd's not cool."
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"- Hey, guys. - What's up?"
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"I thought that went pretty well, huh?"
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"Yeah, went... went okay."
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"There was maybe one problem though."
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"- And that is, uh... - Your solos were too long?"
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"No no no, the band name is too long."
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"You have the too long part right,"
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"but it's not my solo. It's the band name."
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"What is it? Flight of the Con..."
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"- Con... Conchords... - Blah blah blah."
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"Too long, too boring."
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"We need something that'll stick."
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"I think I got it."
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"Get ready... The Crazy Dogggz."
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"Three Gs and a Z."
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"I like it. You guys are crazy, you're like dogs."
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"We're like, yeah, crazy dogs."
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"- We all are. Including you. - Me?"
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"- Yeah yeah. - Oh, I don't know, but..."
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"- Yeah, oh, I know. - Yeah? Awesome."
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"- Can I get you a drink, Todd? - I'd love one."
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"I don't want that drink, but I'll take a drink."
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"- Yeah, love a drink. - Yeah?"
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"Okay, I'm just gonna go over there and say,"
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""Dear Todd, thank you very much,"
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"but you can't be in the band anymore.""
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"Mmm. I don't think you should do it, man."
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"You're too easily offended."
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"I can't believe you just said that."
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"Look, I'm gonna do it."
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"All right, yeah, you better do it."
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""Dear Todd." Make sure you say "Dear Todd.""
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"Hey, how'd it go?"
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"Bad. Bad."
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"I told him he was fired, he pushed me."
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"- Ooh. - Yeah."
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"Then he said that you should be fired"
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"because you're the one holding us back."
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"- That's what he said. - What'd you say to that?"
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"Well, I hit him. You know, he can't say that."
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"- You hit him? - Yeah, I hit him. Hit him in the face."
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"- In the face? - Yeah, hit... hit him right in the face."
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"- Wow. - Yeah,"
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"I'm not gonna let him talk about you like that."
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"- Thanks, man. - Yeah."
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"Well, we got rid of him."
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"Mmm."
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"What do you mean, "Mmm"?"
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