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Clips from Master of None - Parents (S01E01)

"Did you read the Economist article I emailed you?"
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"Uh, no, I didn't get a chance to do that yet."
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"It exposes how farm subsidies are slowly leading us"
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"to a countrywide drought within ten years."
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"Sounds uplifting."
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"So I should go."
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"But it was good seeing you, Dad."
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"Before you go,"
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"can you run and get me a package of rice from the store?"
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"Sorry, I can't."
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"I'm supposed to meet a friend to see a movie,"
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"and I love answering those movie trivia questions"
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"they put up before the show,"
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"so I'm just gonna head out, I think."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Xiao jie!"
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"Toku. Go get some rice."
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"Papa."
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"Go rinse the rice."
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"We want some meat at tonight's dinner. Go get the chicken."
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"Xiao jie."
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"Toku, if you go to America, you won't know anyone."
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"You won't have anything."
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"I will have opportunity there."
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"I will have a better life."
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"Sorry, we just don't have any tables."
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"I think they don't want to seat us because we're Asian."
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"-Thank you for coming. -Bye-bye."
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"Business is good. Very good."
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"All our sacrifice is worth it. He will have a better life."
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"Here, he will be able to do anything he wants."
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"Sorry, I can't."
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"I'm meeting a friend to see a movie,"
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"and I like answering those movie trivia questions"
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"they put up before the show,"
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"so I think I'm just gonna head out."
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"I understand. Enjoy the film."
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"I got to say,"
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"out of the 15 X-Men movies that I've seen,"
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"that was definitely top nine."
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"Yeah, there was, like, 30 heroes and 40 villains."
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"There are just too many people in these movies now."
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"Text from my dad:"
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""Please come and fix my iPad. Now it won't stop dinging.""
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"Does your dad always text you to fix stuff?"
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"I don't think my dad knows how to text."
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"He also hates talking in person."
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"He averages, like, three words a week."
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"Our dads are so weird."
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"I told my dad I got a callback on The Sickening..."
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"Oh, the black virus movie? That's great."
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"Thank you."
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"I told him."
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"He's like, "Uh, okay. Can you fix my iPad?""
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"How about, "Hey, son, great work,""
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"or, "Hey, son, I'm proud of you"?"
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"I have-- I have never, ever heard my dad say the word "proud.""
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"It's always like, "That's it?"
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"So that's all you've done?""
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"Like, if I went to the moon,"
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"he would honestly be like,"
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""When are you going to Mars?""
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"Yeah."
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""Oh, Brian, you went to the moon?"
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"That's like graduating from community college."
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"When are you gonna graduate from Harvard,"
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"AKA, go to Pluto?""
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"I just feel like Asian parents,"
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"they don't have the emotional reach"
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"to say they're proud or whatever."
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"Have you ever hung out with a white person's parents, though?"
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"-They are crazy nice. -Yeah."
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"I had dinner once with my last girlfriend's mom,"
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"and by the end of that meal,"
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"she had hugged me more times"
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"than my family has hugged me in my entire life."
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"Yeah, dude, most white families,"
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"they'd be so psyched to adopt me."
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"Aw, shit."
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"Now my dad wants me to come have tea"
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"with him and his friend Dr. Ramusami."
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"Can you go with me"
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"so I have an excuse to get out of there quickly?"
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"You want me to hang out with your dad"
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"and another old Indian dude?"
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"Uh, no."
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"It's nice out."
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"I'm gonna go hang out in the park"
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"and look at NBA trade rumors on my phone."
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"Come on, dude. Be a bud."
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"Fine, but you--"
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"you have to hang out with me at the networking mixer"
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"for Asian-American business professionals"
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"that my cousin James is hosting next weekend."
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"-All right, deal. -Okay."
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"Brian, would you like to try some Indian snacks?"
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"Mysore pak, murukku, mirchi, omapodi."
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"How about some popadam?"
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"Uh, no, I'm good, but thank you."
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"How about some mini popadam?"
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"Sure, I'll take a mini..."
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"So, Dev, how's the acting going?"
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"It's going well."
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"I'm actually up for this movie, which is cool."
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"I've mostly been doing commercials,"
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"but recently I decided to try"
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"to get into more regular acting."
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"This was actually my first movie audition."
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"Well, if the first audition went well,"
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"that's very good."
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"Oh, thank you. Please tell my dad."
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"He's wondering why I'm not starring in Iron Man already."
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"Iron Man movies are very good."
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