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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Mutants (S01E01)

"Go on then, quickly."
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"I said touch it, not grab it."
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"Well, I'll send him over and..."
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"(Chuckles)"
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"Something funny? Something funny, is there?"
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"Oh..."
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"(Speaking ''snake language'')"
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"(Laughs)"
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"- That's a good one. - What's he saying?"
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"I'm just getting him loosened up with some gags about rattlesnakes."
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"It's an amazing gift, isn't it?"
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"Yeah. Well...yes, it is a gift."
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"I could talk to the cobra myself, chose not to."
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"I thought I'd let him have a go. I'm training him up."
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"(Speaking ''snake'')"
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"I have a real simpatico with the snake, you know?"
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"Real...yeah. I respect it, and I love the way they move."
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"- Oh, beautiful creatures. - Yeah."
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"I sometimes feel very much like a snake myself sometimes,"
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"the way they shed their skin and..."
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"Sometimes I'd like to take all my skin off and just writhe about."
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"That's disgusting."
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"I meant like a metaphor for..."
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"It's still disgusting."
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"..identity."
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"(Speaking ''snake language'')"
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"(Cobra) Speak English, fool."
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"- Sorry. - Your face is confusing enough."
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"All right. Mr Rogers, you gotta tell me what you saw last night."
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"I do something for you, you do something for me."
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"- What do you want? - ln lndia I danced for the king,"
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"I want to dance again."
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"- Snake charming. - Yes."
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"We can make it more modern, bring it up to date,"
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"mix in some harsh tasty beats - drum'n'bass style."
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"Drum'n'bass? What is drum'n'bass?"
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"Leave that to me. We're gonna make a fortune!"
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"We can split the profits 50/50."
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"- 60/40. - What?"
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"Nothing, my pretty."
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"Now what do you want from me?"
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"- What happened last night? - Look into my eyes..."
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"all will be revealed..."
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"It was Bainbridge. He took the python and Joey Moose."
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"- I knew it. - Let's get him."
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"Whoa there, Mowgli, it's time for me to take over."
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"I'll track him down."
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"This is a dangerous mission, Mrs Gideon, but I'll do it."
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"I may not come back from it - all I ask is that you remember me."
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"Who was that?"
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"(Cheerful whistling)"
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"That's a filthy habit you've got, Moon."
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"(Muttering) where am l?"
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"(Bainbridge) The idiot has awoken."
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"- Times have changed, Moon. - What's going on?"
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"Zoos are over - you see a rhino, big deal. You see a wolf - who cares?"
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"You see a rhino with a wolf's head - that's a kind of twisted poetry."
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"I have devised a method of splicing animals together."
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"- What's that got to do with me? - I'll tell you."
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"Earlier this morning you foolishly squared up to me,"
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"asked if I wanted a piece of you."
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"I'll take that piece now - the head, to be precise."
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"- You can't have my head. - I'm gonna take your head"
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"and splice it onto the body of a snake."
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"Thus."
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"Couldn't draw the face but it's self-explanatory."
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"You won't get away with this, I'll come after you."
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"Oh, really? I'd like to see that with the body of a snake and the balls of a chimp."
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"Love to chat but I arranged to meet Max for a ploughman's."
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"Back in half an hour - to splice you silly."
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"Yeah? You'll never get away with this, Bainbridge!"
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"Joey Moose disappears, nobody cares."
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"Howard Moon disappears, you got a riot on your hands!"
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"Crowds of people will be tearing this place apart in a frenzy!"
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"(Birds singing, harp playing gently)"
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"..sitting in a tree K-l-S-S-l-N-G..."
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"Can you keep still, you batty crease? I'm trying to do your portrait."
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"I'm having visions. They're coming thick and fast."
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"- What visions? - My shaman senses are tingling."
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"- What are you on about? - I see a shark with knees."
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"- What? - A bat with the face of a spider."
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"And something else. Bainbridge has got Howard."
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"He's in danger. We have to go and save him."
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"- Where is he? - A secret lab somewhere in the zoo."
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"- Where? - The vision's fading. I can't see."
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"Oh, it's coming back. Oh, no, that's athletics."
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"How am I gonna find the secret lab?"
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"The answer lies within your painting."
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"Ah."
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"Oh, right. Secret lab."
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"Yeah. Cool."
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"So...that's where that is, you're there,"
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"It's over there."
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"Oh, right. Excellent."
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"No. No!"
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"- It's me, you idiot. - No!"
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"- What? - You got something between your teeth."
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"Oh, yeah. I had broccoli for lunch."
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"- Oh, right. - How's it going on your solo mission?"
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"- Very well, thank you. - Yeah?"
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"I followed Bainbridge into his secret lab, I found Mrs Gideon's python,"
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"- it's all sorted. - Wow. So it's all good, yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - How come you're lying down then?"
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"lt was quite tiring."
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"- How come you strapped yourself in? - Didn't want to fall off."
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"Well, I'll see you back at the hut."
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"Vince, get me out of here, will you? Vince. Vince! Vince!"
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"Vince!"
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"- Get me out of here. - (Chuckles)"
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"- Something funny? - You idiot."
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"Never try and go on a solo mission on your own."
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"- Hey, what's that? - Don't look there."
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"- What's going on there? - There's some bad juju afoot. Oh!"
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"- Who's there? - Don't look at us, we are ashamed."
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"- Who are you? - We are ugly."
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"We are mutants. Oh, shame."
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"- No, do not be ashamed. - Oh."
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"We're trained zoo keepers. Come forwards."
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"Oh, you're grotesque."
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"Oh!"
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