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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Mutants (S01E01)

"- Yeah. Having fun, are you? - Yeah."
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"- Gonna do her portrait? - I might try a nude."
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"Let me tell you - you go near her and I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka."
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"I love that lady, right?"
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"- Listen, start any funny business... - Or else?"
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"Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel."
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"Where is he?"
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"- Bollo? - Bollo?"
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"(Banging on door)"
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"Who the hell is that?"
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"Bobby Bob Bob, king of the doughnut people!"
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"Get inside."
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"Hey. Wow!"
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"This place is amazing."
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"Don't touch that!"
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"- I got the animal you wanted. - Excellent."
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"- Get me another one. - Well, we can't do that,"
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"there aren't any more left."
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"Get me a person then."
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"- A human person? - A human person."
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"Everybody's been bugging me about Joey Moose."
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"- Who? - The Australian keeper"
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"who disappeared in the reptile house."
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"Make something up. Say he got eaten by the python."
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"- The who? - The windy man! The long mover!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hey, Bainbridge, what are you up to in here?"
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"I'd really like to get involved in your shady operations."
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"lf you can keep your stupid mouth shut you stand to make about 100 euros,"
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"maybe more, depending on the bureau de change."
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"- Wow. - Take a look in there."
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"No!"
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"Who are you? How can I understand you?!"
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"Shut that door, you idiot!"
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"He got out! I'll take care of it."
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"- I'll go get him. - I'll get him."
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"You smooth things over with the staff."
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"(Yells, sobs)"
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"My nuts."
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"OK, people, bad news on two fronts."
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"First, our turnip shipment arrived 25 minutes late"
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"so consequently there will be no turnips for lunch."
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"(Screams) No!"
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"Second, Joey Moose, one of our most beloved zoo keepers,"
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"has been killed."
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"But the good news is we found out who the culprit is!"
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"- So who was it? - lt was the long mover."
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"- (Man) Who? - You know, the windy man."
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"- The python? - Yeah."
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"- We're gonna hang him tonight. - You can't."
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"Course you can, he's all neck."
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"- Who's with me? - I run a safe reptile house"
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"and I know my python wouldn't do that."
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"Why? Cos he gives you chocolates and kisses your lady lumps?"
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"No, because my python couldn't kill Joey"
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"because to kill a man you need a much bigger bite radius."
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"Well, bite my radius, lady-us!"
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"You've been a great crowd!"
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"- Fossil, you're an idiot. - I resent that."
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"ls anyone going to stand up to this man or are you scared of him?"
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"I stand with Mrs Gideon."
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"Who are you?"
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"Howard Moon. We just spoke ten minutes ago."
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"Hm."
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"- Anyone else? - Where's the lemur?"
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"- He's lost. - Where's the squid?"
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"- Where's the what? - Where's my frog?"
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"- You smoked it last night! - Oh, yeah."
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"- Where's the cow? - Shut up!"
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"- Where's Bollo? - Stop it!"
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"Nicey nicey zoo zoo zoo zoo!"
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"- (Gunshot) - (Screams)"
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"- Don't worry, I'm sorting things out. - Where are the animals?"
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"- I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. - Shut up, Moon."
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"- You want a piece of me? - A piece of you, Moon?"
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"- You haven't got it to give. - You're lucky Vince is a delicate flower"
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"- who doesn't like violence. - Get him!"
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"And I've got flu. I had flu. I'm not quite 100% yet."
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"lf it wasn't for that I'd be on you like a powerful moss."
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"- You're pathetic, Moon. - Yeah?"
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"- Well, step on in whenever you're ready. - Now."
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"- Er, now? - Right now."
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"- What do you mean? - Right now."
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"- Now? - You and l, right now!"
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"- lf you want to go now, we can go now. - Let's go."
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"- Come on! Mano a mano! - Whenever."
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"- I can pencil you in later. - (Growls) Right now!"
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"- Next Tuesday? Today? - (Growls) Right now!"
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"This morning? ln this actual place?"
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"- Now! - (Animal grunting)"
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"Yeah! You better run - don't mess with the power of the Moon!"
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"Try and capture that look I gave Bainbridge before he ran."
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"- What look? - You know, that mean look."
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"- My signature look. - He wasn't running away from you."
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"He was running from something, and that something was me."
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"- My mean look. - I'm not sure that was it."
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"- How's it coming on? - It's almost there. Come and look."
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"- What do you reckon? - Where's my face?"
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"- What? - Where's my face exactly?"
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"There."
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"Could you make me look less like a balloon?"
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"- What? - There's nothing there."
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"- I paint what I see. - And you see that?"
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"- Don't you like it? - No."
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"There's a space where my face should be."
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"Space? That's not a space, that's your face."
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"That is nothing. That is a featureless ball on top of a suit."
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"- Oh, hi. - Vince, help me!"
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"Don't touch my hair."
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"- I need your help. - Can I help at all?"
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"- That's very good, it's just like him. - Yeah."
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"- You have an affinity with animals. - I'm pretty good. Who told you that?"
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"- Everyone knows. - I'm not a circus freak."
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"I need you to talk to the cobra - he's opposite the python"
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"so maybe he knows what happened."
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"I don't get on that well with snakes. I'm small monkeys and lizards."
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"I understand but can you try?"
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"All right. For you I'll give it a go."
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"Thank you, Vince."
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"Can I touch your hair now?"
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