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Clips from Broad City - Hurricane Wanda (S01E01)

"Can you grab me some more wine just to top it off?"
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"- It's getting flat. - Sure."
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"Jaime, it's you."
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"You smell terrible."
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"I smelled it all night."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I think you stepped in something."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I think that we can all agree that there's no smell."
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"It's the storm, I think."
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"Yep."
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"Sweet dreams on my ass, Bevers!"
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"Yes... Got it!"
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"W-w-wait, wait, wait."
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"Ew."
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"It's tea time, bitch."
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"Oh, governor!"
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"I have a hole in my weenus!"
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"Have you been to Africa?"
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"- No. - Oh, you gotta go."
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"I would love to go."
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"Yeah, I learned to cook meat just out in the wilderness."
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"Yeah, you, you cook a lot, right?"
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"Every time I'm outside your door, it smells so good."
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"- It smells like garlic or... - You're smelling my apartment?"
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"Walking to places that I go."
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"I go to a lot of spots."
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"To answer your question, I love to cook."
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"Me too."
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"I think cooking is just a wonderful thing."
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"It's like, spices all over stuff and mixed in."
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"What do you like to make?"
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"Egg, mostly."
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"What the hell!"
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"Who (bleep) in my shoe?"
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"Mother(bleep)!"
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"So which one of you maggots did it?"
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"Okay, um, I'm going to go."
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"I live right next door, so..."
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"No one's going anywhere until I find out"
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"who took a (bleep) in my Shapely!"
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"Was it you, Dimples?"
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"No, no."
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"I'm on a low-fiber diet."
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"I go like, twice a week, tops."
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"I promise."
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"You know, it could have been anyone, actually,"
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"'cause in hurricanes, people are coming and going"
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"and there's a lot of stuff happening."
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"Matty, come on, huh?"
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"Camp was rough."
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"Tonight brought up a lot of bad memories."
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"You took a dump in my size 11s."
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"Just say so."
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"No, it wasn't me."
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"It wasn't me at camp either."
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"Camp was the best."
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"I had the best time."
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"Danny was the coolest counselor ever."
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"Only me and Greg Shapiro could blow ourselves."
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"I was always the fastest at it."
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"Always!"
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"What?"
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"No."
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"No... Oh."
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"No, no, you got it wrong."
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"It wasn't like that!"
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"I would blow myself and Greg would blow himself separate,"
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"across the room."
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"There's a video of it!"
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"There's a..."
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"Are you the secret dumper, brown eyes?"
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"Oh my God."
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"Marla, I know... It was Brody."
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"Come on, Brody!"
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"Come on out here, boy."
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"Come on out!"
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"Brody's my dog."
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"And that explains it."
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Oh, I feel like a crazy methhead right now."
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"It's okay... It's fine, it's fine."
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"Except for one thing!"
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"If you had a dog, I'd be dead because I'm allergic, bitch!"
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"So Abbi, why'd you (bleep) in my Shapelys?"
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"And tell it to the toe!"
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"Fine!"
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"God, it was me!"
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"I didn't (bleep) in your Shapely though."
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"I wouldn't do that."
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"I (bleep) in the toilet, but there's no water"
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"and I couldn't flush it."
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"Ilana said that she would take care of it."
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"I did not think that that meant she would put it in your shoe."
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"God."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Okay, uh, this was so fun."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"Glad I kept my shoes on."
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"I will see you... when I see you."
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"I feel like I can explain it better."
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"In the hall."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, hey, Ilana."
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"Crazy things happening right now."
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"When you said you were a ninja, I didn't know that that meant"
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"you were just gonna put it in a shoe."
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"What?"
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"I didn't put it in a shoe."
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"There's (bleep) in this shoe, is there not?"
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"Thank you so much for covering for me."
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"You're the best."
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"You (bleep) in your sister's Shapely."
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"Just trying to say thank you."
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"I'm really glad that Jeremy thinks it was you and not me,"
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"'cause I think I might be developing a man crush on him."
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"He's pretty cool."
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"Let me take that."
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"You don't have to worry about this again."
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