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Clips from Galavant - Completely Mad... Alena (S01E01)

"Because, truthfully, I think we could be great together."
Galavant
"But love isn't meant for people like us."
Galavant
"I beg to differ."
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"♪ If I could share my life with you ♪"
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"♪ Just think how happy we'd be ♪"
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"♪ We'd share our hovel built for two ♪"
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"♪ Complete with vermin for three ♪"
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"♪ We could while away each hopeless day ♪"
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"♪ Comparing open sores ♪"
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"♪ Yes, life would blow, but much less, though ♪"
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"♪ If I could share mine with yours ♪"
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"No, I can't. It's impossible!"
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"♪ If I could share my life with you ♪"
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"♪ Admit it, it would be nice ♪"
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"♪ We'd share one cot, one chamber pot ♪"
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"♪ Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice ♪"
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"♪ We would have a dozen kids ♪"
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"♪ And maybe one won't die ♪"
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"♪ And the plague ♪"
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"♪ The runs ♪"
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"♪ Invading huns ♪"
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"♪ Just think how time would fly ♪"
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"♪ If you could share your life with me ♪"
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"♪ I'll Cherish every foul breath ♪"
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"- ♪ The filth ♪ - ♪ The rot ♪"
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"♪ The leprosy ♪"
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"♪ The painful, lingering death ♪"
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"♪ Thank the Lord our life expectancy ♪"
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"♪ Is merely 32 ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, it might be sweet misery ♪"
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"♪ To share what's left with yo-o-o-u ♪"
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"So, me, you, dinner tonight, my place."
Galavant
"You bring that pretty little smile of yours,"
Galavant
"and I'll supply the rest."
Galavant
"Yes!"
Galavant
"Right, princess. You ready to get your kingdom back?"
Galavant
"I've been thinking."
Galavant
"I can get another kingdom. It's a buyer's market right now."
Galavant
"Let's just free my parents,"
Galavant
"get Madalena, and get us out of here."
Galavant
"Absolutely not."
Galavant
"When I make a promise, I keep it."
Galavant
"We're gonna get your kingdom back."
Galavant
"- But... - Once the concert starts,"
Galavant
"we're gonna have about an hour to move about the castle."
Galavant
"Where do you think they're keeping your parents?"
Galavant
"Perhaps they're up your butt."
Galavant
"Y-you see, because that's the most unlikely place."
Galavant
"I mean, obviously, her parents couldn't be up your..."
Galavant
"Well, well, well."
Galavant
"Ah, it's too late. I had to go for the stupid butt joke."
Galavant
"Forget it. Guards, just seize them."
Galavant
"Your move..."
Galavant
"'Cause I haven't killed anybody all day."
Galavant
"Gareth, we agreed I would say the cool things."
Galavant
"- So, what's it gonna be? - Damn it, Gareth!"
Galavant
"Fine."
Galavant
"Galavant, no!"
Galavant
"Now let her go."
Galavant
"She had nothing to do with this."
Galavant
"You are so noble."
Galavant
"And yet the women in your life"
Galavant
"never seem to honor that nobility."
Galavant
"In fact, this one tricked you into coming all the way here"
Galavant
"so I could kill you."
Galavant
"What?"
Galavant
"Well, well, well..."
Galavant
"Looks like it's time for dinner."
Galavant
"- Nailed it. - Boom."
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"But... what the... all that time..."
Galavant
"He may not be able to talk, but I can."
Galavant
"This is messed up, princess!"
Galavant
"I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill my parents."
Galavant
"Shut up!"
Galavant
"Well, seems like you kids have lots to talk about."
Galavant
"I'll let you get to it."
Galavant
"Oh, but do hurry."
Galavant
"I'm executing Galavant in 10 minutes. Hmm."
Galavant
"It's nice to finally have people down here."
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"Feels lived in."
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"I'm so sorry. I wanted to tell you, but I..."
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"But what?"
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"You didn't have time?"
Galavant
"Not in the hundreds of miles we traveled"
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"or the meals we shared?"
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"In retrospect, the trip through the forest of honesty"
Galavant
"would have seemed like an appropriate time."
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"But my family."
Galavant
"Well, perhaps if you'd told me, we could have made a plan."
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"And you would have helped me?"
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"Even if you had nothing to gain from it?"
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"I guess we'll never find out."
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