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Clips from Galavant - Completely Mad... Alena (S01E01)

"♪ Bum ba-dum bum bum ♪"
Galavant
"So, basically, you made a deal with the evil king,"
Galavant
"but that was before you fell for the handsome knight..."
Galavant
"Fell... fell for what? Fell for him?"
Galavant
"My child, if you argue, I'm never gonna be able"
Galavant
"to make it back in time for their big finish."
Galavant
"But I need your advice."
Galavant
"I'm supposed to bring Galavant to the king"
Galavant
"when the barking of the hounds wakens the fairies in the evening"
Galavant
"so that they may begin their nocturnal dance."
Galavant
"So, like 9:00?"
Galavant
"Yeah. 9:00."
Galavant
"It's 9:03. Why am I the only one who's ever on time?"
Galavant
"There should be a standardized system"
Galavant
"based on the rotation of the earth"
Galavant
"in relation to its position to the sun and the moon."
Galavant
"You sound like a witch."
Galavant
"Regardless, it is very rude of Galavant"
Galavant
"to be late to his own killing."
Galavant
"Galavant's coming?"
Galavant
"The king didn't give me a head count."
Galavant
"Oh, I came up with the most perfect line"
Galavant
"for when I first see him."
Galavant
"In my most intimidating voice, I'm going to say,"
Galavant
""Well, well, well"..."
Galavant
"Nope. I'm gonna save it."
Galavant
"Oh. Here we go."
Galavant
"Well, well..."
Galavant
"- Where the hell's Galavant? - There's been a change in plans."
Galavant
"You'll get the jewel and set my parents free,"
Galavant
"but Galavant stays alive."
Galavant
"I see."
Galavant
"How utterly predictable."
Galavant
"The princess has fallen for the noble knight."
Galavant
"Of course she has."
Galavant
"I can't let a guy like that live."
Galavant
"Well, then the deal is off."
Galavant
"You'll never see the jewel again."
Galavant
"You're adorable."
Galavant
"No, my darling."
Galavant
"You see, you will bring me Galavant"
Galavant
"and the jewel or else you'll suffer the same fate..."
Galavant
"As your parents!"
Galavant
"- It's all right, honey. - We're alive."
Galavant
"What?!"
Galavant
"The king convinced us it would be funny."
Galavant
"We've been prisoners a long time."
Galavant
"We lost perspective."
Galavant
"You should have seen your face!"
Galavant
"You were like, "aah!""
Galavant
""Ooh!""
Galavant
"Oh, but make no mistake."
Galavant
"If you don't bring me Galavant, I will kill them."
Galavant
"For realsies."
Galavant
"♪ And we're the Monks, hey, hey, we're the Monks ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Yeah ♪"
Galavant
"What's happening?"
Galavant
"I'll tell you what's happening."
Galavant
"Our Sid sings like a freaking angel."
Galavant
"No, this plan, this whole thing."
Galavant
"- How did it come to this? - Princess, relax."
Galavant
"It's gonna go great."
Galavant
"They already expect these guys to perform at the castle."
Galavant
"We're just gonna sneak in with them"
Galavant
"and infiltrate from the inside."
Galavant
"Turns out you were right."
Galavant
"As usual, I needed a better plan."
Galavant
"Galavant..."
Galavant
"I'm only magnanimous once every 10 years,"
Galavant
"so just let this happen."
Galavant
"You saw the best in me and..."
Galavant
"Ultimately reminded me what it means to be a real knight."
Galavant
"And here we are."
Galavant
"So, thank you..."
Galavant
"For bringing me back to me."
Galavant
"Against all the odds, it's, um..."
Galavant
"Well, it's been a pleasure."
Galavant
"You really don't have to thank me for anything."
Galavant
"You actually have a lot of nice qualities..."
Galavant
"All on your own."
Galavant
"Careful, princess."
Galavant
"You're getting dangerously close to paying me a compliment."
Galavant
"I can do compliments."
Galavant
"I mean, you know your way around a horse,"
Galavant
"you're not so bad with a sword,"
Galavant
"and your beard magically stays the same length all the time."
Galavant
"And... you have an ability to see the best in people"
Galavant
"even after they've wronged you."
Galavant
"Like with Madalena."
Galavant
"Right."
Galavant
"Madalena."
Galavant
"Oh, man, this robe is really itching my junk."
Galavant
"Oh, you left your clothes on underneath."
Galavant
"Right."
Galavant
"I hope you're pleased with what I've shown you."
Galavant
"Judging by the pressure"
Galavant
"and what seems like the amount of exclamation points,"
Galavant
"it's a little hard to tell."
Galavant
"This is the writing of a happy queen"
Galavant
"who's decided to take control and set a secret, evil plan in motion."
Galavant
"Ooh!"
Galavant
"Let's keep that last part just between the two of us."
Galavant
"For your fastest pigeon."
Galavant
"This absolutely, positively has to be there overnight."
Galavant
"You upheld your end of the bargain, so I'll uphold mine."
Galavant
"You have my permission to make the most romantic of meals tonight"
Galavant
"for you and my hand maiden."
Galavant
"Spare no expense... Fresh oysters, braised rabbit,"
Galavant
"and a nice Bordeaux from my private cellar."
Galavant
"Oh, I don't even know if she'll say yes."
Galavant
"I mean, we flirt and stuff, but when I ask her on a date, bubkes."
Galavant
"God, do I have to do everything around here?"
Galavant
"Gwynne!"
Galavant
"You're having dinner tonight with smallpox over here."
Galavant
"Yes, m'lady."
Galavant
"You two aren't cousins or anything, are you?"
Galavant
"Ah, who cares? You guys couldn't get any weirder looking."
Galavant
"I know a hook-up from your boss"
Galavant
"isn't the smoothest thing, but..."
Galavant
"I don't care."
Galavant
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