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Clips from Galavant - Completely Mad... Alena (S01E01)

"Get it, girl! You the queen!"
Galavant
"Go get 'em, girl!"
Galavant
"Galavant - 01x05 Completely Mad... Alena."
Galavant
"Oh, sorry. I really had to pee."
Galavant
"It takes so long to undo all the laces on my riding pants."
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"You know, someone should come up with something"
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"around the crotch that would just go "zip.""
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"You could do your business and be done with it."
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"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
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"Tell him, Izzy."
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"It's not a great idea, Sid."
Galavant
"Are you sure?"
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"I really feel like I'm on to something."
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"Can we just focus?"
Galavant
"We've got a castle to storm."
Galavant
"The sun's almost perfect for hero lighting."
Galavant
"I should do some push-ups."
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"But wouldn't it be better to storm the castle later?"
Galavant
"Ooh, how about on a Wednesday?"
Galavant
"You never hear of anyone storming a castle on a Wednesday."
Galavant
"The thing is, is Wednesdays are quite hard to rhyme with."
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"And I'm pretty much 100% sure"
Galavant
"they're gonna write songs about this one, so..."
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"Interlocking little teeth"
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"right in the front of your pants that zip together."
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"- Sid! - You're embarrassing yourself."
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"I mean, it just feels like you're rushing it."
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"If you took the time to think about it..."
Galavant
"You smell. Really bad."
Galavant
"Princess, I'm a knight of the seven realms"
Galavant
"about to ride into a battle so epic..."
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"Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, we should find a place."
Galavant
"I need to wash up."
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"Oh. Good."
Galavant
"I thought I was having a bath. This is a church."
Galavant
"This isn't just a church."
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"It's the most famed and revered monastery in Valencia."
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"♪ Bum ba-dum bum bum ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to our Abbey, the best in the domain ♪"
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"♪ The order of our father of perpetual refrain ♪"
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"♪ And we're the Monks ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey, we're the Monks ♪"
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"- Back story, please. - ♪ Hey, hey, we're the Monks ♪"
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"Valencian Monks all take a vow of singing."
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"- Oh, bravo! Kill me. - ♪ Hey, hey, we're the Monks ♪"
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"♪ Come in if you are weary ♪"
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"♪ There's food if you would dine ♪"
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"♪ Plus 31 varieties of sacramental wine ♪"
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"♪ And we're the Monks ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey, we're the Monks ♪"
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"♪ Hmmm ♪ ♪ Bum ba-dum bum bum ♪"
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"♪ I'm the smart one ♪"
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"♪ Ahh, Hallelu ♪"
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"♪ I'm the cute one ♪"
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"♪ Boopsy-doo ♪"
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"♪ I'm the shy one ♪"
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"♪ Peekaboo ♪"
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"♪ And I'm the bad boy ♪"
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"♪ But not so bad 'cause I'm a monk ♪"
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"♪ Bless you, children ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh-ooh ♪"
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"We seek shelter..."
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"Water for our horses, and a bath for my friend."
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"♪ We'll fetch the holy water and holy soap, as well ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause, holy Guacamole, that one reeks to holy hell ♪"
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"♪ And we're the Monks ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey, we're the Monks ♪"
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"♪ Ooh wee-ahh ♪"
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"♪ Jazz hands ♪"
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"♪ Yeah! ♪"
Galavant
"Can't we just have a normal adventure?"
Galavant
"Is there anyone available to counsel a person"
Galavant
"who might, through no fault of her own,"
Galavant
"be feeling guilty about a fatal plot she's put into motion"
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"which could lead to the demise of someone she's grown a little fond of?"
Galavant
"Just nod yes or no."
Galavant
"Where are the kitchen trolls?"
Galavant
"Ah."
Galavant
"Hey, m'lady."
Galavant
"Who do I have to disembowel around here to get a cup of tea?"
Galavant
"Oh, a thousand apologies."
Galavant
"I was busy preparing for tonight's celebration."
Galavant
"Celebration for what?"
Galavant
"Oh, I... I wouldn't know."
Galavant
"I-I'm just trying to stay alive,"
Galavant
"and I find it helps not to ask too many questions."
Galavant
"You're close with the king, aren't you?"
Galavant
"Eh, I wouldn't call us close, but we hang, yeah."
Galavant
"And, um, you fancy Gwynne, my hand maiden."
Galavant
"Sha'!"
Galavant
"Listen, I know Richard's keeping something from me."
Galavant
"You find out what he has up his sleeve,"
Galavant
"and I will help you get Gwynne into your bed."
Galavant
"Ooh."
Galavant
"A generous offer, My Queen,"
Galavant
"but I'm not even sure we could both fit into my bed."
Galavant
"You sleep in the kitchen?"
Galavant
"Or... Do I cook in my room?"
Galavant
"Why do I even talk to poor people?"
Galavant
"Do we have a deal?"
Galavant
"What the hell?"
Galavant
"I need all the help I can get."
Galavant
"I sleep in a freaking kitchen."
Galavant
"Okay."
Galavant
"The king is having a secret meeting"
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"where I'm to serve snacks and a light refreshment"
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"as soon as the croaks of the frogs"
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"usher in the raven's last call."
Galavant
"So, like 9:00?"
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"Yeah, 9:00."
Galavant
"Excellent."
Galavant
"Take me there."
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"Yes, m'lady."
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"And King Richard said if I didn't bring the jewel"
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"and Galavant back, he'd kill my parents."
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"So, I lied to Galavant"
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"and told him that the queen still loved him."
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"He's walking into a trap of my own making!"
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"What can I do?"
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"Break your vow, or I break your pipe."
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"- ♪ Bum ba-dum bum bum bum ♪ - So, uh..."
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