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Clips from Galavant - Completely Mad... Alena (S01E01)

"If even a single ounce of you was real,"
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"just tell me one thing..."
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"Did Madalena want me to come for her?"
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"I don't know."
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"No!"
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"Not so tough, are you now,"
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"Galavan..."
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"Aah!!"
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"Aah!!"
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"Hello, darling."
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"Madalena?"
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"There's braised rabbit and Bordeaux, your favorites."
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"You saved me?"
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"Oh, I've done a lot more than that."
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"We have a lot of catching up to do."
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"I've written someone,"
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"and he's coming to execute my plan."
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"He doesn't play nice."
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"Everything's about to change."
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"There it is."
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"Valencia."
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"How do you think this should go down?"
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"Do you think I should save the kingdom and then rescue Madalena?"
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"Or do you think I should rescue, then save?"
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"'Cause I just want it to have a dramatic build, you know?"
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"I mean, either way,"
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"we're all gonna live happily ever after."
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"Yep."
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"I'm sure that's exactly how it's going to be."
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"Especially the living part."
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"For you."
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"No reason why you wouldn't keep on living."
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"Your life."
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"You know you're talking, right?"
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"♪ I can't believe we're al-l-mo-o-st the-e-e-re ♪"
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"♪ I can't believe he's al-l-mo-o-st here ♪"
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"You're little Valencian princess"
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"is leading Galavant right into my trap."
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"He'll be here tonight as the sun has cast"
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"its last shadow upon the earth"
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"and the crescent moon is risen above the Eastern Ridge."
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"So, like 9:00?"
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"Yes, Gareth, he'll be here at 9:00."
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"And I cannot wait!"
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"I will kill Galavant in front of the queen,"
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"surprise her with the jewel, and then finally bed"
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"the most delicate flower in the seven realms."
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"Attention, donkey turds!"
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"Where is that pox-ridden sack of deformities"
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"known as my hand maiden?"
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"My hair is a disaster."
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"Gwynne?"
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"My hair!"
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"Forgive me, My Queen."
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"Was that too much to ask?"
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"Just think about it, hmm?"
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"We could, uh, we could do a picnic, you know?"
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"Something super cazh."
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"For the hundredth time, no."
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"Your mouth is saying no, but I can see your rotten teeth through that smile."
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"Go on, you!"
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"She's going to be so surprised!"
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"No, she's not because you keep doing"
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"that stupid "evil king whisper" thing"
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"that everyone can hear."
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"- How about this? - Lower."
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"- How about this? - Oh, please."
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"Oh, come on. That was good."
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"For God's sakes, Gareth. You're allowed to laugh."
Galavant
"What are you two yabbering about?"
Galavant
"Nothing, darling. Nothing going on."
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"That's right. There is nothing going on."
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"I've been waiting for you to find that jewel"
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"since we invaded this wretched kingdom a year ago!"
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"Maddie, baby... chill."
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"These things have a way of... working themselves out."
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"Why are you so calm?"
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"Normally when I yell at you, you get tummy cramps"
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"and have to go poopy... your words."
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"What can I say?"
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"I'm sleeping well, exercising, laying off the wheat."
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"Just in a really good place right now."
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"You're inept."
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"You're all inept!"
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"I can't even look at any of you anymore."
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"♪ My husband's a wimp ♪"
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"♪ His henchmen are simply useless ♪"
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"♪ The servants and staff ♪"
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"♪ Are inbreeds and half-wits, too ♪"
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"♪ Oh, God, how I need someone here ♪"
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"♪ Willing to get things done here ♪"
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"♪ Someone who shares my point of view ♪"
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"♪ But who?! ♪"
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"♪ It's you ♪"
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"♪ No one but you ♪"
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"♪ No one's as smart and hard of heart ♪"
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"♪ And looks the part ♪"
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"♪ Like you ♪"
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"♪ Who'd pull off a coup d'etat like you ♪"
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"♪ While rockin' a push-up bra like you? ♪"
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"♪ Well, here's a clue, no one but you ♪"
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"♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ No one but me ♪"
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"♪ Nobody wheels and double-deals ♪"
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"♪ In killer heels like me ♪"
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"♪ There's nobody who could rule like you ♪"
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"♪ While making her subjects drool like you ♪"
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"♪ While tough to the core like you ♪"
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"♪ Let's face it, who's more like you than you? ♪"
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"♪ No one but you ♪"
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"♪ Who has the brains to break her chains ♪"
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"♪ And seize the reins? ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, you ♪"
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"♪ It's been quite the social climb for you ♪"
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"♪ And, honey, at last it's time for you ♪"
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"♪ So, answer the call for you ♪"
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"♪ And go take it all for you ♪"
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"♪ Who else is going to? ♪"
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"♪ Yes, who? ♪ ♪ No one ♪"
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"♪ But yo-o-o-u ♪"
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"♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪"
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