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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Menergy Crisis (S05E05)

"Shut up! Shut up, all right?"
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"You guys back-stabbed me, all right?"
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"You betrayed me."
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"You frickin' ripped my heart out,"
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"and you basically just threw it in the trash and lit it on fire and spit on it, man."
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"- I got to take a walk. - Okay."
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"The irony is, the way that he described what we did to him?"
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"- That's what his voice sounds like. - Yeah."
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"Alice We want to"
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"Ask you... What is he doing here?"
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"Blake finally had a good idea."
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"He's gonna do a little musical performance at the office party."
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"ADAM: What?"
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"(STAMMERING) That's the reason that..."
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"It's okay."
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"You know, it's so funny, Blake, but I never knew you were in a band."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah, and it's "Rapping Wizards.""
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"Wow."
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"ALICE: I mean, even if it isn't good, you know, it'll be fun to laugh at."
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"- Yeah. - ALICE: So..."
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"Worth a chuckle."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Okay, please get the eff out of my office now."
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"Excuse me."
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"(THUDDING)"
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"Blake, you get back here. You can't do this."
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"- The Wizards... It's our thing. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, Menergy was our thing too, but you kicked me out of that,"
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"so I'm kicking you out of The Wizards."
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"You mess with the dragon's fire, you get scorched, ya bitch."
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"- Bye-bye! - ADAM: No, not bye-bye, okay?"
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"'Cause I'm only scared of two things."
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"- Pincher bugs is one of them... - That's legit."
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"...and the other is pleasing a woman to death with my penis."
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"Now I realize it wasn't that big, so that was an irrational fear."
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"But now I'm frickin' scared of you, my man."
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"'Cause you're a snake, and you snaked our gig."
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"- BLAKE: Good to know. - He's scared, and I'm laughing,"
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"because I think it's hilarious that you think you can do The Wizards without us."
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"My whole butt is cracking off over here."
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"ADAM: No, that's true, Blazer. It is."
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"He frickin' has a giant crack right up his butt."
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"- Yeah. - It's true."
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"- BLAKE: That's great. - Moon him. Moon him, Ders."
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"- Do not moon me. Not here. - ADAM: Frickin' moon him."
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"- Look at it. - (ANDERS GRUNTING)"
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"ADAM: Look at that."
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"(SOFTLY) You think you can moon me without consequences? Huh? Do you?"
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"Why are you doing a freaking Bruce Willis voice right now?"
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"'Cause I'm serious, all right?"
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"Dead serious."
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"Well, buckle up, you backstabbers, 'cause I got to go rehearse."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"You're gonna see one heck of a Wizard performance tomorrow."
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"And you're not gonna be part of it."
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"Oh, this ain't happening,"
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"because what that snake Blake doesn't realize"
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"is that he just awakened a mongoose."
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"Hell yeah."
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"What's... I don't know what a mongoose is."
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"- That's a snake? - It's a dope ferret that can kill snakes."
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"(HISSING)"
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"That was a snake."
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"KARL: Dude, your voice is awesome, man."
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"It's just like... It's really unique."
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"You just need, like, really awesome talent to be holding you up,"
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"which is why we have these puppets."
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"Karl, that is why you are my only real friend, all right?"
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"Because you don't turn your back on me ever."
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"- Frickin' wolf pack for life, bro. - Dude."
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"Swee!"
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"I wish you were my dad sometimes."
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"- Cool. Yeah. - BLAKE: I really do."
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"I wish you didn't live in a van."
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"- It's always hot. I'm hot right now. - KARL: That's fair."
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"Yeah, sorry. The AC is busted."
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"Here, I'm gonna just drink some of this juice."
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"(STRAINING) God... What is this? Is this homemade?"
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"- (GAGGING) - Oh, no! No!"
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"- Oh, my God, what is... What is that? - (GAGGING)"
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"KARL: That's a homemade super-stink bomb, dude."
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"- What? - That's filled with so much nasty stuff, man."
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"Like raw poop, human poop, raccoon poop,"
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"my poop, Velveeta cheese,"
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"and, uh, fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit."
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"- I thought it was kombucha. - KARL: No."
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"Oh, Karl, why? Why?"
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"Dude, I make 'em, and I sell it to bad kids."
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"No, I get that. And you're expanding your portfolio."
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"You're getting very wise in your old age."
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"Allow me and my friends to give you a round of applause."
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"- (PUPPET HANDS CLACKING) - Oh, my God."
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"BLAKE: The human genius, you guys. Here he is."
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"KARL: That's awesome."
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"You got to be kidding me. He thinks he can replace us with some puppets?"
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"- All right, let's go. - Okay."
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"ANDERS: No, this way, dude."
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"- One, two, three, yes. Kick, kick. - KARL: One and two and three and four and"
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"- five and six and seven and eight. - You know who it be. It's that crazy-ass mage."
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"- BLAKE: Crazy-ass! - Crazy-ass mage."
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"- BLAKE: Was that pretty good? Like this? - It's great."
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"- BLAKE: It feels great! - It looks like... It's awesome."
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"- (SIRENS WAILING) - And suck my frickin' balls, dude."
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"- Yes. Yes. - What the..."
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"Police! Come out from behind the van now."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh, no way!"
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"- No way. - What's going on?"
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"We don't have to do what you say."
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"- Hey... - No! Fuck you!"
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"Karl, shut up, dude. They got guns, man."
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"No, dude. I've been profiled two times in the last eight years."
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"- I'm done with you pigs! - OFFICER: This is not a fucking game!"
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"Drop the pipes or I will shoot you!"
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"That's not necessary, Officer."
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"Chill! Put the gun down!"
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"- You in the middle. - BLAKE: Yes."
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"Step forward, lay on the ground, and put your hands behind your back-."
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"Yes, of course. Yes, I'm..."
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"Whoa, back the fuck up!"
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