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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Pyramid Scheme (S01E01)

"Got to keep them on their toes."
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"Uh, Mandy, what's up?"
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"Oh. Your presence is requested in the (indistinct) room."
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"-(winces) -Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"(panting) I'll miss you."
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"Okay, welcome to the Energize Her family."
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"As a thank-you, we want to give you this pen on us, okay?"
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"-Mom, whose car is out front? -Hi, Daniel."
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"Is your brother coming for lunch?"
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"He's right behind me. Who are you people?"
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"Hi, a pleasure to meet you."
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"We were just talking to your mom about some lady business."
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"-Yes. -Unbelievable."
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"Another one of these scams?"
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"Don't worry, Marlene, okay? This isn't a scam."
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"That's just what the patriarchy wants us to think."
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"-Right, Lola? -Yeah."
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"I'm going to talk to my partner for a sec."
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"Yeah, good."
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"(whispering) Kel, I can't lie to my favorite niece."
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"Okay."
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"This company might have elements"
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"of a pyramid built into it."
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"It does?"
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"Okay, but that's why I didn't want you to sign up."
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"So it is a scam."
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"No, the blazer is basically free, and I don't think"
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"there's anything too harmful in the juice, so whatever."
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"You know what? We're done here for the day,"
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"so we're just going to head on out,"
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"and we will be in touch with you, Marlene."
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"We've had enough of this crap. All right?"
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"Rodney, call the cops."
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"-Cheryl, is it my birthday? -Oh, rad."
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"I could use some cake to settle me down right now."
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"No, Joe. This is an intervention."
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"Will there still be cake?"
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"Oh, well, yes, actually."
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"I told you people would want it."
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"SHRUB: Best day ever."
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"And it is because you are such a caring person, Joe,"
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"that you mean a lot to this community."
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"(all murmur in agreement)"
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"We love you,"
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"and we worry that you push yourself so hard"
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"that you could hurt yourself, and you missed our brunch."
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"I was really looking forward to that brunch."
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"Cheryl said she loves me, right?"
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"I mean, you heard it."
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"I mean, that's all that matters."
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"I don't really care about some stupid mystery runner"
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"or some stupid running app."
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"(phone thuds)"
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"I do need my phone."
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"Thank you, Cheryl. It means a lot to me."
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"We just want you to be safe,"
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"and that green stuff is a scam. It's a pyramid scheme."
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"-You don't need it. -What?"
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"-100% a scam. -(scoffs)"
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"-Should we hug again? -Yeah, definitely."
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"-Mm. -(clears throat)"
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"I have a letter I would like to read."
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"Oh, yes, Len, by all means."
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"(clears throat)"
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""Dear Joe, this is Len from East Warwick Street."
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""I'm writing you today to tell you"
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""that I don't like it when you eat"
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""your takeout shrimp fried rice lunches in the community room."
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""It smells up the whole room"
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""and interferes with my midday nap"
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"that I take on the couch in there.""
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"You've taken a nap on the couch?"
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"-I'm very tired. -Okay. Thank you so much, Len."
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"Oh, good. You're all here. (clears throat)"
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"Ladies, has the patriarchy got you down?"
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"-CHERYL: Mm-mm. -Well, with Energize Her..."
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"Nadine, no! No, Nadine! Out!"
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"Wow. Okay."
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"Yeah, I just think this is some sort of weird misunderstanding."
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"I'm not interested in your baloney, sweetheart."
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"Take a seat, and we're going to wait for the police to show up."
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"Fellow, fellows, hold up, okay? I get it."
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"I know these days it feels like everywhere you turn,"
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"there's a scam, bad news everywhere you look,"
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"car payments, electric bills."
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"You don't have time for personal care"
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"like you used to, huh? It's starting to show."
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"You're not as young as you used to be."
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"Your skin is, uh, what do we say?"
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"-Oh, bleh. -Bleh. Gross. Disgusting."
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"Rodney, you are looking a little blotchy lately."
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"-KELLY: Yeah, okay? -LOLA: Blotchy."
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"-KELLY: She gets it. -DANIEL: You're fine, Rodney."
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"And you know what, I bet if y'all try some of our products,"
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"you'll realize this isn't some kind of evil plot."
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"-Hey, Kelly. -Yes?"
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"Get ready to smash a glass ceiling."
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"-Go! -Oh!"
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"-[bleep]! What the-- -See you later, sweetheart!"
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"-Okay. -What?"
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"-DANIEL: You get back here. -LOLA: Go. Go!"
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"Hey. Don't go anywhere!"
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"-(coughing) -(engine revving)"
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"KELLY: So, yeah. Energize Her was a scam all along."
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"Do I blame Lola?"
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"I mean, a lady has got to do what a lady has got to do"
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"in a male-dominated scam economy."
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"-You got it? -Yeah."
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"KELLY: All I know is that Lola is a badass"
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"boss bitch super hero, and I'm a little version of her."
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"Like, being a business queen's in my blood."
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"And, man, we had so much fun today."
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"-Write some [bleep]. -Thank you."
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"I can't wait to own my own business like hers,"
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"just be roaming the country, getting into adventures,"
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"beating up the bad guys,"
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"and, like, throwing pens in their faces,"
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"just, like, living the American dream."
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"Oh."
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"I have to get Father Joe back his money"
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