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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Pyramid Scheme (S01E01)

"Like, I want to be a Boss Bitch so badly."
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"-Come on. -I tell you what."
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"You don't have to register or sign up or pay the fees."
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"You just take out the sample kit"
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"and try some sales tomorrow. How about that?"
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"-Yes! Yes! -Yeah?"
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"I even have an extra blazer you can use."
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"Okay, you won't be sorry."
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"I'll be the best Lil Mama you've seen."
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"LOLA: I don't doubt it."
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"(knocking on door)"
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"(both mutter)"
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"Hi, cutie girlie. I'm here to give you"
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"a huge opportunity to get on the ground floor of this."
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"-It's am-- -(door slams)"
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"Sexist!"
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"Okay. Yes. Shrub is fully not a woman,"
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"but I've decided to let him work for me."
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"He's not my first pick, obviously,"
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"but he agreed to work for free,"
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"so I figured I'd give him a shot, you know?"
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"SHRUB: Kel."
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"Those are my shoes."
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"Is that why you're wearing those weird snow boots?"
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"Yeah. Oh, my God, dude."
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"I think there's a bird living in the left one."
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"What?"
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"(knocking on door)"
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"RESIDENT: Screw you!"
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"Nice mouth, 434 Oak Street!"
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"This is the same place that gives away"
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"crappy banana-flavored candy on Halloween."
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"It's great she's starting a business,"
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"especially since there's a chance, y'know,"
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"I'm going to be on the next train"
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"to college-ville university."
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"It's just... It's tricky with her, you know,"
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"'cause she really looks to me"
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"for encouragement and support, and..."
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"Yeah."
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"-Hey. Hey. Father Joe! -Father Joe, stop!"
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"What's up, guys?"
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"I'm trying to beat a local legend."
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"Uh, I don't know what that means,"
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"but you could be your own local legend."
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"-How about that? -Nice."
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"FJ, today is your lucky day, if you can believe it,"
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"because I actually started selling a shake that was"
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"specifically engineered to energize your run."
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"Okay, bunny rabbit?"
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"Wait, I thought it was just for women."
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"Like the patriarchy would let anything be just for women."
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"Okay, Father Joe, if you commit"
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"to a month's supply right now,"
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"I can give you a special introductory 25% off."
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"I really need to go."
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"Okay. You know what? I'm going to call my boss."
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"Okay? Wait where you are. Stay still."
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"Hello? (laughs) You too, boss bitch."
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"Okay, seriously, I'm with a VIP client right now."
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"Listen, I know we normally don't do this,"
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"but if he commits to a full week's supply right now,"
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"do you think we could maybe throw in some pens,"
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"maybe a sample of the skin glow supplement?"
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"-I don't need any of that. -You do, really bad."
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"You have no idea. I can vouch for him."
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"He's kind of off-and-on, but I like him."
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"-Yes? -Ah?"
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"-Welcome to the family! -Hey!"
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"-You're in. -Whoo!"
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"You're going to love it."
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"There was no one on the phone."
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"Okay, we can settle up later. I trust you."
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"Shrub, give him the pens."
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"You're going to love those."
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"Thank you guys, but I've got to keep moving"
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"on this run, but thank you."
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"-Thank you. -Yeah, oh, and, Shrub,"
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"nothing in the mail yet."
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"No bad news is good news."
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"-What is that about? -Nothing."
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"Man stuff."
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"What do you mean, "man stuff"? Tell me now."
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"Just he has a problem with his ball bag."
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"It's like, one of them has"
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"turned hard like a stone, apparently."
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"Hey! Have you told Kelly yet?"
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"He just told me."
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"Cool, right?"
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"Uh, I don't know what you want me to say,"
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"to be honest with you."
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"I'll give you two more time to discuss."
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"KELLY: I told you I would kill it out there."
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"-I totally sold out. -You're a little version of me,"
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"Boss Bitch in the making, and it was all one customer?"
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"Yeah, but he, like, is obsessed with it."
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"He already texted me he wants more."
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"-"He"? -I mean, does it matter,"
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"if we're closing deals?"
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"We really want to be reaching women, you know,"
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"tapping into that vast sisterhood"
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"of not just customers but potential new reps."
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"Okay. To be honest, like,"
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"I was kind of striking out with the ladies."
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"Let me teach you a sales technique"
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"that's designed specifically for women."
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"It preys on their own insecurities."
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"-Okay. -Kelly, let me level with you."
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"I know how frustrating thin and stringy hair can be."
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"What?"
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"I tried, like, a conditioner,"
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"and I paid 15 stupid dollars, all I had, and it did nothing."
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"What if I told you I have a product"
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"that can fix that stringy mess?"
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"-This will fix my nasty hair? -Yes."
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"No. Does it matter? That was a technique."
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"See what I did?"
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"-Huh? -Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, you don't need that crap. Your hair is great."
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"I was like, "What is happening right now?""
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