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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Pyramid Scheme (S01E01)

"(grunts)"
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"One of the things on my bucket list"
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"has always been to get a pair of my shoes"
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"over a power line."
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"It's, like, a part of street culture or whatever,"
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"and, honestly, I want to be a part of it,"
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"-but it's freaking hard. -(engine revving)"
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"Oh! What?"
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"Dude, this is awesome!"
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"-It's my badass Aunt Lola's. -Ah. What's up, Shrub?"
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"Hey, Lola. How long are you in town?"
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"Just a few. Going to make a few sales,"
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"and then I'm going to jet on up to Sandusky for Ohio Bike Week."
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"KELLY: Are you going to buy a motorcycle?"
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"Mm, nah, but I'm definitely going to ride some hogs."
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"(mutters excitedly)"
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"So Lola is my mom's sister and the coolest person"
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"in my whole family, besides my dad."
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"She's like if Rhonda Rousey"
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"and a huge, giant bottle of champagne had a baby."
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"She owns her own company that sells, like, pills"
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"and juices and stuff."
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"Legal pills. That's really important."
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"Anyway, she's going to do a free presentation"
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"while she's at my house in town,"
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"and she said I could help."
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"That's her."
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"#icon (kisses)"
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"-Catch you later, Shrub. -Oh."
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"Yes! Nailed it."
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"If you're debating which ones to throw over a power line,"
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"I have some excellent intel."
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"What? No. No. No."
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"I was going to go for a run,"
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"but I can't remember"
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"which pair are next in rotation."
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"It's a real mess."
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"-Does it matter? -Actually, no."
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"Good fix. Huh, let me guess."
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"You're here to see if there's any mail for you."
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"-Yeah. -I'm afraid not yet,"
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"but, uh, any day now."
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"SHRUB: So, like, a month ago, Father Joe"
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"helped me fill out an application"
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"for the Cleveland College of the Arts."
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""Citizenship status." Alive."
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"No. I have not told Kelly yet."
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"That would be like opening"
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"a whole can of worms,"
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"and I am not talking"
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"the good gummy kind."
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"Before I joined the Energize Her family,"
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"I was just like you Flatch women."
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"I was bored. I was broke."
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"I was dating a deadbeat Kid Rock-wannabe who got mad"
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"when I would stay out past my bedtime,"
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"blowing my rent money on coconut-flavored rum"
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"and a rascal of a "Game of Thrones" slot machine"
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"at an Indian casino outside of Toledo."
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"BOTH: Been there."
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"Oh. I think it's Native American casino."
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"Yah. Correct. Thank you, sister."
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"But the point is, the patriarchy"
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"had brainwashed me to live and work"
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"in a system that supported my own oppression."
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"-That sucks. -Yes, Kelly."
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"-Mm-hmm. -LOLA: It sucked,"
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"and then I discovered Energize Her products,"
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"and I started to harness my own feminine power"
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"to not just break the glass ceiling but to crush it."
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"Kelly, why don't you pass out some samples of She-Shake"
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"so everybody can see"
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"what the amazing power of female solidarity tastes like."
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"-Everyone take your pick. -LOLA: Yeah."
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"Take a look at your watches so you can mark the exact time"
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"that your lives have changed. Drink it up."
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"You feel something kind of, like, tingling"
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"-in the back of your throat? -KELLY: I feel it."
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"-Yeah. -I do."
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"That's the enzymes, huh?"
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"That's why men don't want you to know about this stuff?"
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"-Take that, men! -LOLA: Mm."
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"-(coughs) -Okay."
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"Now, we've got a great almost all-natural product."
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"All we need is a sales force of Sheroes"
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"who are ready to take control of their lives"
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"with a small up-front investment."
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"Let me show you the levels of empowerment."
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"We've got Lil Mama, Big Mama,"
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"Girl Boss, and Boss Bitch,"
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"which includes a signature Boss Bitch blazer."
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"I do like that blazer."
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"I'm very concerned this is a pyramid scheme."
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"-You're a pyramid scheme, dude. -Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey."
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"It's okay. It's okay, Kelly. Yeah?"
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"People ask me this all the time."
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"This is not a pyramid scheme."
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"This is a multi-level marketing scheme."
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"(both gasp)"
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"JOE: I just knocked out my second 5K of the day."
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"I found this great app that lets you run the routes"
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"of other local runners."
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"I'm trying to beat this runner who's got the fastest time"
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"around the perimeter of Flatch."
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"Whoever it is has local legend status."
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"Isn't that fun?"
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"Okay, I'm going to go for another loop."
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"Excuse me."
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"-So, Aunt Lola ... -LOLA: Mm-hmm?"
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"I've been thinking about your company,"
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"and I want to be a Lil Mama."
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"Oh. No, kid, you're not ready."
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"Seriously, I can sell anything,"
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"like, better than stupid Nadine."
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"I'm an influencer in this town,"
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"like, the whole athleisure-wear thing you see in Flatch?"
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"-I started it. -LOLA: Okay."
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"Kelly, you know I think you're the she-bomb."
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"It's not that you couldn't do this."
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"-It's just... -Please don't say, "No.""
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