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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - The Rejuvication (S02E02)

"I don't even know how I got this way, I just am."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where are we?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Um, if jeffrey dahmer were a farmer..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're here! [ squealing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ whistles ] annabel! Chichi!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You're late!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where'd you find this one?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Am I dumb?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my god! That pig is adorable."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ whistles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I love animals!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Speaking of which, meet my son, cj!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"He was but a wisp the last time you saw him, eh, charlie?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"She must be molting."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We've got...Elev-- twelve pieces of chicken,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So everyone can have four."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Four pieces of chicken."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Stop trying to force chicken down our throats."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nobody likes your rub!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You don't like my rub!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We'll order thai."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've got this! No, I've got this!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"5, 4, 3, 2... I'm her assistant!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm her attendant!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ both gasp ] they both gasp."
Birdgirl (2021)
"A moment shared between a woman and a man."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We'll both do it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So you know, I don't work well with others."
Birdgirl (2021)
"There've been a few hr complaints."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Those your guncles?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"All will be revealed in time."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mind the clypeal sheath!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Welcome to the cancel cabin!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This is bullshit!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We prevented each of you from being cancelled."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You'll still be able to google yourself"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And go to a kids' talent show. You're welcome."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Dog with bucket hat: Some of you will pump sebben & sebben stock,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Others will dump it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Paychecks can be cashed there."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We will issue a debit card connected to your paycheck."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Your card can be used at the company store"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where everything costs $14."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is it supposed to be this c-c-cold in here?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Those are $14. Officer?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yes, yes it's supposed to be this cold because this is work!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"My job is to make sure things run smoothly."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And her job is to tune up troublemakers."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my god, guys, I am loving this persona!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Whoa."
Birdgirl (2021)
"An original 19th century hatching room."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They don't make 'em like this anymore."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I do a lot of reading on birthing techniques."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's how I know it's pronounced birthing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Charlie: Whoa!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, looks like stage one's complete,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So if you don't need me anymore, I'm gonna call it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"This part of the process could take days."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I could use another steady pair of hands and..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sturdy calves."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I do wide squats three days a week."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Please stay. For her."
Birdgirl (2021)
"For...Me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Do you have a points program?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'll have cj make up the guest room where we keep the dolls."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Music playing ] do you have a points program?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's that?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's...Our office building."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where's the rest of it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And what's that?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's cade. He works in receiving."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where's the rest of it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm being sexual."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mere, take a pic of me in front of it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've never seen a one-story building!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Guys, I've got something to show you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"His teste?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What do you give the men who have everything?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, their very own 77-foot man bus!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ horn blares ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I got a hook-up in the recreational vehicle space."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That margarita machine ain't foolin' around."
Birdgirl (2021)
"How'd you pay for this?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Easy. He gave me an 18.5%"
Birdgirl (2021)
"96 month loan which I collateralized"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Against the stack we're gonna make out there."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's all funny money, right, bros? [ laughs ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[bleep] you, the man-slash-judy!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's our money, paul. Wait..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is that an entire wall of big macs?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You must be wondering what my part is in all this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I was more wondering why there's a goat on the table, but sure."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I come from a centuries-old line of attendants"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who've ushered miss charlie through her rebirth."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And when I'm gone, cj will take my place."
Birdgirl (2021)
"If, and when, he stops forcing chicken on people!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ splat! ] you don't like my rub!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sure, I had other dreams, but the enema bag,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"She's a stern mistress."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, charles, I understand."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because, I, too, was born with my destiny already forewritten."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The sans pinky. Everyone in my family has it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a genetic gift that makes us superior assistants."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It allows me full keyboard access with one hand."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's my gift."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And my burden."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ the winner takes it all ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ the loser's standing small ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ beside the victory ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ that's her destiny ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Bam! A crisp $50 to today's top closer,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And it ain't gonna be hugh the way he's [bleep] going!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Given that we've only been here 45 minutes,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm not sure it's fair to judge me. [ groans ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Please, I beg you, a little heat."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've lost feeling below the waist."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Aw, happy holidays."
Birdgirl (2021)
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