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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Watch the Birdie (S01E01)

Boy, that's one golf match l would have loved to have seen.

"Boy, that's one golf match l would have loved to have seen."

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Would you like to pick it up and take the penalty?

"Would you like to pick it up and take the penalty?"

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No, no, no. lt's fine.

"No, no, no. lt's fine."

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General, nothing short of a miracle is gonna make you win this match.

"General, nothing short of a miracle is gonna make you win this match."

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You never know when a miracle is gonna happen, do you?

"You never know when a miracle is gonna happen, do you?"

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Any time, major.

"Any time, major."

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Yes. Sorry, sir.

"Yes. Sorry, sir."

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l didn't even see you hit the ball, major...

"l didn't even see you hit the ball, major..."

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...but it was a beautiful drive.

"...but it was a beautiful drive."

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l'm afraid that's your ball, major.

"l'm afraid that's your ball, major."

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Tough luck.

"Tough luck."

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Snead used a slice on a lie like this.

"Snead used a slice on a lie like this."

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Slice. Yes, a slice.

"Slice. Yes, a slice."

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You're going to use a putter?

"You're going to use a putter?"

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Yes, l always use a putter on a lie like this.

"Yes, l always use a putter on a lie like this."

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Pardon me, gentlemen.

"Pardon me, gentlemen."

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Fantastic.

"Fantastic."

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Yes. Yes, you might say that, sir.

"Yes. Yes, you might say that, sir."

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Wow! What do you think of that?

"Wow! What do you think of that?"

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Another 40-footer.

"Another 40-footer."

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l've been playing golf for nearly 30 years...

"l've been playing golf for nearly 30 years..."

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...and l've never seen anything like it.

"...and l've never seen anything like it."

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You know what your score is like, major?

"You know what your score is like, major?"

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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Well, you've got four eagles, four double eagles...

"Well, you've got four eagles, four double eagles..."

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...seven holes in one.

"...seven holes in one."

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Your total score is 54.

"Your total score is 54."

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That's good, huh?

"That's good, huh?"

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Well, Sam Snead won a tournament with a 59.

"Well, Sam Snead won a tournament with a 59."

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You were five under him.

"You were five under him."

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Major, it certainly has been a privilege...

"Major, it certainly has been a privilege..."

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-...to play golf with you. -Yes, sir.

"-...to play golf with you. -Yes, sir."

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l'll mail you a check, Pete.

"l'll mail you a check, Pete."

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No, no, sir. l couldn't allow you to do that.

"No, no, sir. l couldn't allow you to do that."

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Why, he's right. The kind of golf we were privileged...

"Why, he's right. The kind of golf we were privileged..."

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...to be a part of today...

"...to be a part of today..."

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...shouldn't be tainted with commercialism.

"...shouldn't be tainted with commercialism."

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Well, thank you, general.

"Well, thank you, general."

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You broke every record in the book.

"You broke every record in the book."

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Yes, sir, l know, and a few that weren't in the book.

"Yes, sir, l know, and a few that weren't in the book."

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Shall we go?

"Shall we go?"

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They said it was the greatest golf game they've ever seen.

"They said it was the greatest golf game they've ever seen."

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Fifty-four. l should say so. l knew l was a good golf teacher...

"Fifty-four. l should say so. l knew l was a good golf teacher..."

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-...but that's ridiculous. -lf you like, l can cut that score in half.

"-...but that's ridiculous. -lf you like, l can cut that score in half."

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No, thanks, Jeannie. Frankly, l don't care if l ever...

"No, thanks, Jeannie. Frankly, l don't care if l ever..."

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...see another golf club again. Thanks.

"...see another golf club again. Thanks."

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-Hi. Dr. Bellows. -Skedaddle.

"-Hi. Dr. Bellows. -Skedaddle."

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Major Healey.

"Major Healey."

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Major Nelson.

"Major Nelson."

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l just dropped by to congratulate you on your victory.

"l just dropped by to congratulate you on your victory."

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Thank you, sir.

"Thank you, sir."

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l'm sorry l wasn't able to watch the game.

"l'm sorry l wasn't able to watch the game."

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Yeah, so was l.

"Yeah, so was l."

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-But however, l'll watch the next one. -Next one?

"-But however, l'll watch the next one. -Next one?"

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l don't think that Tony's going to be playing golf anymore, sir.

"l don't think that Tony's going to be playing golf anymore, sir."

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Oh, yes, he is.

"Oh, yes, he is."

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General Peterson has just entered you in the National Open.

"General Peterson has just entered you in the National Open."

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And l'll be there to watch your every move.

"And l'll be there to watch your every move."

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Well, gentlemen, if you'll just excuse me.

"Well, gentlemen, if you'll just excuse me."

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Yeah....

"Yeah...."

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