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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Watch the Birdie (S01E01)

-What is that? -l'm in the same trouble l was...

"-What is that? -l'm in the same trouble l was..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...when l walked out of this house this morning.

"...when l walked out of this house this morning."

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General Peterson still expects me to play in that game on Saturday.

"General Peterson still expects me to play in that game on Saturday."

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Hi, Tony. Hi, Jeannie.

"Hi, Tony. Hi, Jeannie."

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Well, Merry Christmas from your friendly golf instructor, Roger.

"Well, Merry Christmas from your friendly golf instructor, Roger."

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-What's all this? -This is a solution to your problems.

"-What's all this? -This is a solution to your problems."

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l'm going to teach you how to play golf.

"l'm going to teach you how to play golf."

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You see, master, your problem is solved.

"You see, master, your problem is solved."

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You really think you can do it, Roge?

"You really think you can do it, Roge?"

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Well, at least when you get out there Saturday...

"Well, at least when you get out there Saturday..."

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...you won't make a complete fool out of yourself.

"...you won't make a complete fool out of yourself."

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Well, Roger, l certainly appreciate this.

"Well, Roger, l certainly appreciate this."

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Well, let's see how you can putt, huh?

"Well, let's see how you can putt, huh?"

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Look, just follow my instructions...

"Look, just follow my instructions..."

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-...and you won't have any problems. -All right.

"-...and you won't have any problems. -All right."

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Just hold a club like this, nice and relaxed.

"Just hold a club like this, nice and relaxed."

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-All right. -Okay.

"-All right. -Okay."

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-Now, bend over. -Bend over.

"-Now, bend over. -Bend over."

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-Head over the ball. -Head over the ball.

"-Head over the ball. -Head over the ball."

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-Feet apart. -Feet apart.

"-Feet apart. -Feet apart."

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-Knees together. -Knees together.

"-Knees together. -Knees together."

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-Now, just relax the wrist. -Relax the wrist.

"-Now, just relax the wrist. -Relax the wrist."

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Right there. Now, just a short backswing.

"Right there. Now, just a short backswing."

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Short backswing.

"Short backswing."

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-Follow through, and hit the ball. -Right.

"-Follow through, and hit the ball. -Right."

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Would you like me to move the cup to the ball?

"Would you like me to move the cup to the ball?"

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-No. Thank you, Jeannie. -Well, you only missed it by a room.

"-No. Thank you, Jeannie. -Well, you only missed it by a room."

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Naturally, it'll take me a little time to get the hang of it.

"Naturally, it'll take me a little time to get the hang of it."

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-Yeah, naturally. Naturally. -How long do you think it'll take...

"-Yeah, naturally. Naturally. -How long do you think it'll take..."

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-...before l'm ready for the match? -lf you practice hard every day?

"-...before l'm ready for the match? -lf you practice hard every day?"

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-Yeah, if l practice hard every day. -About 1 985.

"-Yeah, if l practice hard every day. -About 1 985."

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Golf clubs, golf shoes. Got my golf tees.

"Golf clubs, golf shoes. Got my golf tees."

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-Golf balls. Golf balls! -Here they are, master.

"-Golf balls. Golf balls! -Here they are, master."

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Thank you, Jeannie.

"Thank you, Jeannie."

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-What are you all dressed up for? -l'm going to the tournament with you.

"-What are you all dressed up for? -l'm going to the tournament with you."

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Fine. Fine.

"Fine. Fine."

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-You do not mind? -No, of course not.

"-You do not mind? -No, of course not."

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Why should l mind? You could always--

"Why should l mind? You could always--"

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You could always caddy for me.

"You could always caddy for me."

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l would be happy to, whatever that is.

"l would be happy to, whatever that is."

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Well, it's very simple. You take a tee like this, you see, and you--

"Well, it's very simple. You take a tee like this, you see, and you--"

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l'm sorry, would you mind getting that for me, please?

"l'm sorry, would you mind getting that for me, please?"

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Certainly, master.

"Certainly, master."

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l'm sorry about this...

"l'm sorry about this..."

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...but you'll have to stay in there until the game's over.

"...but you'll have to stay in there until the game's over."

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But you need me, master.

"But you need me, master."

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Yeah. Yeah, l know l do...

"Yeah. Yeah, l know l do..."

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...but the force of genies aren't allowed.

"...but the force of genies aren't allowed."

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l think your partner's got cold feet and isn't gonna show up.

"l think your partner's got cold feet and isn't gonna show up."

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He'll be along.

"He'll be along."

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He doesn't know what sharks you two are.

"He doesn't know what sharks you two are."

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Well, we'll try and give him a good game, general.

"Well, we'll try and give him a good game, general."

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-Sorry l'm late, sir. -This is Major Nelson.

"-Sorry l'm late, sir. -This is Major Nelson."

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Admiral Tugwell.

"Admiral Tugwell."

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-Nice knowing you, major. -Pleasure.

"-Nice knowing you, major. -Pleasure."

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-Commander Davis. -How do you do?

"-Commander Davis. -How do you do?"

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What do you--? What's your game?

"What do you--? What's your game?"

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-What do you shoot? -Well, quail mostly.

"-What do you shoot? -Well, quail mostly."

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He's too smart to give anything away.

"He's too smart to give anything away."

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You'll see when you put your money up.

"You'll see when you put your money up."

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Pete, would you like to double last year's stakes?

"Pete, would you like to double last year's stakes?"

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Well, l don't know.

"Well, l don't know."

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You know, Major Nelson's not much of a player. He's....

"You know, Major Nelson's not much of a player. He's...."

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Well, he's kind of a last-minute replacement...

"Well, he's kind of a last-minute replacement..."

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...but, still...

"...but, still..."

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...l'll double the stakes.

"...l'll double the stakes."

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-Done. -Done?

"-Done. -Done?"

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Sir, could l speak to you a moment? Privately.

"Sir, could l speak to you a moment? Privately."

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Major, no secret strategy meetings, please.

"Major, no secret strategy meetings, please."

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-l'll talk to you later. -Yeah, l'm sure you will.

"-l'll talk to you later. -Yeah, l'm sure you will."

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Well, come on, let's get some practice.

"Well, come on, let's get some practice."

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-Hey, nice drive. -Good one, commander.

"-Hey, nice drive. -Good one, commander."

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Very good, sir.

"Very good, sir."

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You think you can follow that, general?

"You think you can follow that, general?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Good luck, sir.

"Good luck, sir."

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Oh, thank you, major.

"Oh, thank you, major."

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Very good, sir. Very good.

"Very good, sir. Very good."

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You didn't come out here for nothing, did you?

"You didn't come out here for nothing, did you?"

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Well, anchors aweigh.

"Well, anchors aweigh."

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-Nice shot, Roy. -Yeah, very nice.

"-Nice shot, Roy. -Yeah, very nice."

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-Oh, me. -All right, major.

"-Oh, me. -All right, major."

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-Tricky little devils, aren't they? -Yes.

"-Tricky little devils, aren't they? -Yes."

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You're not going to use an iron, are you, major?

"You're not going to use an iron, are you, major?"

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-What, sir? -Here, use my driver.

"-What, sir? -Here, use my driver."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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-l can't even see it. -The ball is still on the tee.

"-l can't even see it. -The ball is still on the tee."

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Sir, l'd like to explain.

"Sir, l'd like to explain."

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You don't have to explain. That was brilliant.

"You don't have to explain. That was brilliant."

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-Brilliant? -Why didn't l think of that?

"-Brilliant? -Why didn't l think of that?"

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You just keep on pretending that you're a dub.

"You just keep on pretending that you're a dub."

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Then at the last minute, you'll come through...

"Then at the last minute, you'll come through..."

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...and we'll wallop them.

"...and we'll wallop them."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Don't overdo it. These guys are pretty smart.

"Don't overdo it. These guys are pretty smart."

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They know that no one could be that bad.

"They know that no one could be that bad."

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We'll concede that, major. We do want to finish the 1 8 holes before dark.

"We'll concede that, major. We do want to finish the 1 8 holes before dark."

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That's all right, major. You're only 1 6 strokes behind.

"That's all right, major. You're only 1 6 strokes behind."

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Don't you think you ought to start now, Tony?

"Don't you think you ought to start now, Tony?"

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l have started, sir. What you're seeing is my game.

"l have started, sir. What you're seeing is my game."

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All right. But don't keep it up too long.

"All right. But don't keep it up too long."

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Roger, what are you doing here?

"Roger, what are you doing here?"

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Well, l thought l'd stop by and see how my pupil's doing.

"Well, l thought l'd stop by and see how my pupil's doing."

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My score is 29.

"My score is 29."

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-You're kidding. -On the third hole.

"-You're kidding. -On the third hole."

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Holy-- Are you keeping your eye on the ball?

"Holy-- Are you keeping your eye on the ball?"

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l'm keeping my eye on a jet that'll take me to Brazil.

"l'm keeping my eye on a jet that'll take me to Brazil."

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Roger, l'm getting slaughtered.

"Roger, l'm getting slaughtered."

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l don't mind so much for myself.

"l don't mind so much for myself."

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But if we lose, it's gonna kill General Peterson.

"But if we lose, it's gonna kill General Peterson."

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Yeah, and if it kills General Peterson, it's going to kill you.

"Yeah, and if it kills General Peterson, it's going to kill you."

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-Why isn't Jeannie helping? -Well, you know how she is.

"-Why isn't Jeannie helping? -Well, you know how she is."

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Yeah, she's great. She's here, isn't she?

"Yeah, she's great. She's here, isn't she?"

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Roge, l don't want to hold up the game.

"Roge, l don't want to hold up the game."

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Wait a minute. Why don't you have her help you?

"Wait a minute. Why don't you have her help you?"

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Because l don't think General Peterson would want to win that way.

"Because l don't think General Peterson would want to win that way."

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Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

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Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

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Thank you, Major Healey.

"Thank you, Major Healey."

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Jeannie, your master's in trouble. You gotta--

"Jeannie, your master's in trouble. You gotta--"

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