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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Watch the Birdie (S01E01)

-Thank you. -How about that.

"-Thank you. -How about that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well....

"Well...."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hi, Jeannie. Jeannie, what--?

"Hi, Jeannie. Jeannie, what--?"

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Did...?

"Did...?"

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Oh, l see.

"Oh, l see."

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lt's Dr. Bellows.

"lt's Dr. Bellows."

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-Major Nelson. -Dr. Bellows.

"-Major Nelson. -Dr. Bellows."

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Have you taken up golf?

"Have you taken up golf?"

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No, l'm afraid l'll never become a golfer, sir.

"No, l'm afraid l'll never become a golfer, sir."

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Well, that's what l thought. And yet l wouldn't want to be wrong again.

"Well, that's what l thought. And yet l wouldn't want to be wrong again."

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-Wrong about what? -Oh, nothing.

"-Wrong about what? -Oh, nothing."

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Oh, would you mind hitting a ball for me?

"Oh, would you mind hitting a ball for me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-And what for, sir? -l'd just like to see you hit the ball.

"-And what for, sir? -l'd just like to see you hit the ball."

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-Test my reflexes, sort of? -Something like that.

"-Test my reflexes, sort of? -Something like that."

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All right.

"All right."

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You see, the important thing is to grip the club firmly...

"You see, the important thing is to grip the club firmly..."

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...bend over slightly...

"...bend over slightly..."

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...and keep your feet wide apart.

"...and keep your feet wide apart."

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l'm afraid that wasn't very good. l'll give it another try.

"l'm afraid that wasn't very good. l'll give it another try."

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No, no, no. l've seen enough.

"No, no, no. l've seen enough."

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General Peterson would like you to stop by his office this afternoon.

"General Peterson would like you to stop by his office this afternoon."

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-l wonder why. -So do l.

"-l wonder why. -So do l."

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So do l.

"So do l."

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Be your golf partner in a tournament?

"Be your golf partner in a tournament?"

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Well, l'm afraid that's impossible, sir.

"Well, l'm afraid that's impossible, sir."

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lmpossible?

"lmpossible?"

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-Why is it impossible? -Well, for one thing--

"-Why is it impossible? -Well, for one thing--"

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You're not turning professional, are you?

"You're not turning professional, are you?"

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Professional, sir? l couldn't even make amateur.

"Professional, sir? l couldn't even make amateur."

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-The admiral got to you. -No, sir.

"-The admiral got to you. -No, sir."

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l don't know who's been telling you l'm a great golfer, but they're kidding you.

"l don't know who's been telling you l'm a great golfer, but they're kidding you."

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My average drive is three feet. That is, if the wind's with me.

"My average drive is three feet. That is, if the wind's with me."

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Tony, l don't want to pry into your life.

"Tony, l don't want to pry into your life."

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lf you've given up golf, l'm sure you had a good reason for it.

"lf you've given up golf, l'm sure you had a good reason for it."

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-Given it up, sir? -Well, maybe it's taken up...

"-Given it up, sir? -Well, maybe it's taken up..."

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...too much of your time, or you gave someone a promise...

"...too much of your time, or you gave someone a promise..."

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-...not to play anymore. -No. Sir, l assure you--

"-...not to play anymore. -No. Sir, l assure you--"

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l don't care what your reasons are.

"l don't care what your reasons are."

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You're my partner in that golf match Saturday.

"You're my partner in that golf match Saturday."

I Dream of Jeannie

l want to win that more than l want to win anything in my life.

"l want to win that more than l want to win anything in my life."

I Dream of Jeannie

And you're asking me to be your golf partner?

"And you're asking me to be your golf partner?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm not asking you, l'm telling you.

"l'm not asking you, l'm telling you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Someone's in for a big surprise Saturday.

"Someone's in for a big surprise Saturday."

I Dream of Jeannie

Whatever made you do a thing like that?

"Whatever made you do a thing like that?"

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-You did. -Me?

"-You did. -Me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, you said you wanted to hit the ball 400 yards.

"Well, you said you wanted to hit the ball 400 yards."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why do you listen to me?

"Why do you listen to me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Because l want to make you happy. -You want to make me happy?

"-Because l want to make you happy. -You want to make me happy?"

I Dream of Jeannie

At my own court-martial, you want to make me happy?

"At my own court-martial, you want to make me happy?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, if l don't play that game on Saturday...

"Jeannie, if l don't play that game on Saturday..."

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...General Peterson's gonna think l'm the poorest sport of the year.

"...General Peterson's gonna think l'm the poorest sport of the year."

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And if l do play, he's gonna kill me.

"And if l do play, he's gonna kill me."

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Do not worry, master. l will see that you play well.

"Do not worry, master. l will see that you play well."

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Now, Jeannie, that's just the point.

"Now, Jeannie, that's just the point."

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l can't let you do something like that.

"l can't let you do something like that."

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l don't know how it was in Baghdad in the old days...

"l don't know how it was in Baghdad in the old days..."

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...but we have something here called sportsmanship.

"...but we have something here called sportsmanship."

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You simply don't cheat at games.

"You simply don't cheat at games."

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You finally got me in a spot l can't get out of.

"You finally got me in a spot l can't get out of."

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l'm sorry, master.

"l'm sorry, master."

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Hello. Anybody home?

"Hello. Anybody home?"

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-Hi, Roge. -Hi, Tony. Hi, Jeannie.

"-Hi, Roge. -Hi, Tony. Hi, Jeannie."

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Hey, listen, do you two wanna laugh? You won't believe this.

"Hey, listen, do you two wanna laugh? You won't believe this."

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There's a rumour going around the base that General Peterson...

"There's a rumour going around the base that General Peterson..."

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...picked you for his partner for the big golf match Saturday.

"...picked you for his partner for the big golf match Saturday."

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-ls that wild? -Oh, yeah.

"-ls that wild? -Oh, yeah."

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-lt's also true. -You're not serious, are you?

"-lt's also true. -You're not serious, are you?"

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No, l'm not serious, but General Peterson is.

"No, l'm not serious, but General Peterson is."

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-But you don't play golf. -l know l don't. That's what l tried...

"-But you don't play golf. -l know l don't. That's what l tried..."

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...to tell General Peterson, but he wouldn't listen.

"...to tell General Peterson, but he wouldn't listen."

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lt is my fault.

"lt is my fault."

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"l:"

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And he:

"And he:"

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-Well, l guess l'll be running along. -Wait a minute. l'm in trouble, Roger.

"-Well, l guess l'll be running along. -Wait a minute. l'm in trouble, Roger."

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l know. That's why l'm running along.

"l know. That's why l'm running along."

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l don't want to tangle with General Peterson.

"l don't want to tangle with General Peterson."

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He thinks of golf the way most people think of mother.

"He thinks of golf the way most people think of mother."

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Roger, somebody needs to help me think of a way out of this.

"Roger, somebody needs to help me think of a way out of this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, you could have Jeannie break General Peterson's arm.

"Well, you could have Jeannie break General Peterson's arm."

I Dream of Jeannie

-That's it. -You want me to break...

"-That's it. -You want me to break..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...General Peterson's arm? -No, no, my arm.

"-...General Peterson's arm? -No, no, my arm."

I Dream of Jeannie

You want me to break your arm?

"You want me to break your arm?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, Jeannie. l don't want you to break anybody's arm.

"No, Jeannie. l don't want you to break anybody's arm."

I Dream of Jeannie

But what's to stop me from putting a sling on my arm...

"But what's to stop me from putting a sling on my arm..."

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...and telling General Peterson that l hurt it?

"...and telling General Peterson that l hurt it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

That's brilliant. You can't play golf with your arm in a sling.

"That's brilliant. You can't play golf with your arm in a sling."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thanks, Jeannie.

"Thanks, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l better go tell General Peterson that he's just gonna have to...

"Well, l better go tell General Peterson that he's just gonna have to..."

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-...pick another partner for Saturday. -Well, good luck.

"-...pick another partner for Saturday. -Well, good luck."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you telling me that Major Nelson has broken his arm?

"Are you telling me that Major Nelson has broken his arm?"

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No, sir. His arm is perfectly fine.

"No, sir. His arm is perfectly fine."

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-But he has it in a sling. -That's right.

"-But he has it in a sling. -That's right."

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l was wondering how Major Nelson was gonna...

"l was wondering how Major Nelson was gonna..."

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...get out of playing in that golf match.

"...get out of playing in that golf match."

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Now we know.

"Now we know."

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Major Nelson is in Dr. Bellows' office.

"Major Nelson is in Dr. Bellows' office."

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-l want him. -Yes, sir.

"-l want him. -Yes, sir."

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-Oh, major? -Yes?

"-Oh, major? -Yes?"

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General Peterson would like to see you in his office.

"General Peterson would like to see you in his office."

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-Thank you very much. -Yes, sir.

"-Thank you very much. -Yes, sir."

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There you are. Listen, have you seen Peterson yet?

"There you are. Listen, have you seen Peterson yet?"

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-No. -l just got the flash.

"-No. -l just got the flash."

I Dream of Jeannie

They're ready to pick the astronauts for the Apollo test flight.

"They're ready to pick the astronauts for the Apollo test flight."

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What?

"What?"

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Yeah, and l think they'd like someone with two arms.

"Yeah, and l think they'd like someone with two arms."

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You'll be able to spot all the classic symptoms...

"You'll be able to spot all the classic symptoms..."

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...of the faker immediately, general.

"...of the faker immediately, general."

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When he comes in that door, notice his expression.

"When he comes in that door, notice his expression."

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lt'll be listless.

"lt'll be listless."

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And the way he moves...

"And the way he moves..."

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...as though he's racked with pain.

"...as though he's racked with pain."

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General Peterson, you want to see me, sir?

"General Peterson, you want to see me, sir?"

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You should have seen the expression on Dr. Bellows' face.

"You should have seen the expression on Dr. Bellows' face."

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How did you explain the sling, master?

"How did you explain the sling, master?"

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Well, luckily, l didn't tell Dr. Bellows l had had an accident.

"Well, luckily, l didn't tell Dr. Bellows l had had an accident."

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He told me l'd had an accident.

"He told me l'd had an accident."

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l am pleased that everything turned out so well, master.

"l am pleased that everything turned out so well, master."

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Oh, yeah, everything's just great...

"Oh, yeah, everything's just great..."

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...except for one tiny detail.

"...except for one tiny detail."

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