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Clips from Girls5eva - Triumphant Return to the Studio (S02E02)

"* Summer brings the fall *"
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"* *"
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"- [gasps]"
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"- Oh."
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"[tense music]"
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"[line rings]"
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"[phone buzzing] - Hey, babe."
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"Did you see the good news?"
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"- Take it down and tell everyone the truth, you liar!"
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"- Hey, babe, I did not shank here, okay?"
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"I just found a way to give you what you want."
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"- What? - I know it's not ideal,"
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"but it also gives me a reason"
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"to get a thang that I don't even believe in."
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"You get the big D you want,"
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"and I get to keep this gravy train going"
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"by rebranding myself as a brokenhearted"
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"Christian bachelor dude."
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"Tony C. invited me to Zoom poker night."
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"- Tony C. chose you? Oh!"
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"How dare you drag me like this, Kev?"
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"You have shanked it one too many times."
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"It is about to get ugly, babe."
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"[inhales sharply]"
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"[screams]"
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"[grunts] Okay, I need to clap back"
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"and bury Kev."
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"Dawn, write me something super mean."
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"He has Invisalign for his calves."
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"He takes a diet pill that makes horses run fast."
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"I think I have a picture of his penis somewhere."
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"It got burned real bad in a tanning booth."
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"[banging on drums] - Summer, stop it!"
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"- No! Leave me alone. I'm gonna make an effigy."
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"Who has tape and a tan balloon? - No."
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"You're better than this. Don't stoop."
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"I know this is hard, but Kev's just scared and he's defensive."
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"- Like Dawn was a minute ago."
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"- But he's making me look bad!"
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"- I promise you that you will look worse"
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"if you engage in this."
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"- But I don't wanna be known as the bad one."
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"And he gets to be all..."
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"perfect."
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"- Sometimes the bad one is really the stronger one."
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"[gasps]"
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"It is the stronger one."
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"- Are you making this about you?"
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"- I am."
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"[cheerful orchestral music]"
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"Thank you. - Yeah."
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"[door squeaks]"
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"- Give us a shot of that bad foot."
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"- Show us the bad foot! - Show the bad foot!"
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"- I can't, because I don't have a bad foot."
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"I have a strong foot,"
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"a foot that has gotten me where I am today,"
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"a foot that suffered so the other could shine."
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"This is the foot that kicked Russell Simmons,"
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"that got an infection testing the grotto"
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"on Joe Francis' plane,"
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"the foot that got electrocuted when I played the big piano"
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"in the rain at Woodstock '99 in a toe ring,"
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"the foot that jammed itself in the doorframe"
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"to get me my first and last meeting at Jive Records."
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"So yes, I will happily show you"
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"my strong foot!"
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"Formerly known as Reek, now known as..."
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"* My *"
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"Matterhorn."
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"- Wait, so you're not ashamed of it?"
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"- No, I am not."
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"- Now it's not fun anymore."
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"[somber music]"
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"- Good for you."
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"[camera shutter clicks]"
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"* *"
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"- How do I take my mind off"
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"being a Christian victim of adultery?"
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"That's easy."
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"Brinehurst Community College."
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"Start your future now."
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"Link in bio, y'all."
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"- Kev, here's the deal."
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"You can have all of the sympathy and fans."
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"But I get the house, the cars, the Peloton, and Stevia,"
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"plus continued support for my extensions"
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"and 3/4 of all of our Doug."
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