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Clips from Girls5eva - Triumphant Return to the Studio (S02E02)

"while I was eating dim sum."
Girls5eva
"For me, dim sum is the shower."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, you're a word writer too?"
Girls5eva
"- Yeah, that's really my wheelhouse."
Girls5eva
"- Wheelhouse. Teal blouse. Veal mouth."
Girls5eva
"[chuckles] We're all wordsmiths."
Girls5eva
"- Sushi sampler. Sushi sampler."
Girls5eva
"- Big baby's businesses. Big baby's business."
Girls5eva
"Big baby's businesses. Big baby's business."
Girls5eva
"Oh, man. It's gonna be hecka weird to divide stuff up."
Girls5eva
"I mean, two flat irons, that's easy."
Girls5eva
"But this shweet house is gonna have to pick one of us,"
Girls5eva
"and, I don't know, maybe it'll pick me"
Girls5eva
"since I paid for it with WTIT money."
Girls5eva
"- But you're barely ever here."
Girls5eva
"- Well, do you think Neil Armstrong"
Girls5eva
"doesn't love space just 'cause he's only been twice?"
Girls5eva
"[sighs] Dag, I hate all of this."
Girls5eva
"- Okay, 20 seconds. You ready?"
Girls5eva
"- I flew here, didn't I?"
Girls5eva
"- Hey, what is up?"
Girls5eva
"- [sighs] Sum, I'm trying to be cool,"
Girls5eva
"but this whole situation smells."
Girls5eva
"I mean, what am I getting out of this thang?"
Girls5eva
"It's one thang to lose you, but it's a whole other thang"
Girls5eva
"to lose the Summer and Kev fans."
Girls5eva
"- They'll be sad, but they'll get it."
Girls5eva
"They stuck by us when our edible candles weren't."
Girls5eva
"But this is the big D. - We're late now."
Girls5eva
"Come on. Let's just get this over with."
Girls5eva
"- Okay, babe."
Girls5eva
"- Hey, fam! You're live with..."
Girls5eva
"- "At real Summer and Kev underscore faith first"
Girls5eva
"underscore DM for paid partnerships underscore.""
Girls5eva
"- Yeah, and, um-- - Whoa."
Girls5eva
"Look at this attendance."
Girls5eva
"This must be a new record, huh, Sums?"
Girls5eva
"- Yes. And Kev and I just wanna thank all of you"
Girls5eva
"for all your support all these years."
Girls5eva
"- Yeah, your love and light has been totes noted."
Girls5eva
"- And so today we're here because--"
Girls5eva
"- Oh, no, we're not announcing an Easter special,"
Girls5eva
"unforch, Shelly5. - Nope."
Girls5eva
"- Uh, nope, and we don't need a surrogate."
Girls5eva
"But I'm sure you got a dope ute, SniperMomOmaha."
Girls5eva
"- [clears throat] No."
Girls5eva
"With two heavy hearts,"
Girls5eva
"Kev and I stand united we stand"
Girls5eva
"to announce that-- - Stevia's been kidnapped!"
Girls5eva
"Huh!"
Girls5eva
"- Oh. [laughs] - Aw, snap!"
Girls5eva
"She has been found!"
Girls5eva
"[laughs] - No, no."
Girls5eva
"Actually, fam,"
Girls5eva
"Kev and I are getting--"
Girls5eva
"- Super stoked about that Easter special idea!"
Girls5eva
"Let's do a house tour. Yeah!"
Girls5eva
"Oh, look at this. It's a hallway, y'all!"
Girls5eva
"- Kev Cameron Kirk Hamlin."
Girls5eva
"Are you insane?"
Girls5eva
"- I shanked, babe."
Girls5eva
"I saw that Summer and Kev love coming in, and I shanked."
Girls5eva
"- I'll just have to file the papers by myself."
Girls5eva
"The guys at the courthouse like me."
Girls5eva
"They keep giving me my license back."
Girls5eva
"- Wait, let's just think this through, okay?"
Girls5eva
"Summer and Kev is our gravy train."
Girls5eva
"If we split up, all that goes bye-bye."
Girls5eva
"- Girls5eva got a record deal, so I can handle this chapter."
Girls5eva
"- Babe, your advance cannot pay for this house and your hair."
Girls5eva
"Plus, I don't believe in... [whispering] Divorce."
Girls5eva
"I took a vow for life"
Girls5eva
"with one hand on "The Bible: The Magazine,""
Girls5eva
"the one where the cover said, "Shut up, Dixie Chicks!""
Girls5eva
"You remember. - I can't stand this!"
Girls5eva
"I'm not saying you have to stay in this."
Girls5eva
"I'm just saying maybe we could figure something out"
Girls5eva
"that works for both of us,"
Girls5eva
"like we stay married but only for the fans."
Girls5eva
"And then IRL, you do you. I do me."
Girls5eva
"I mean, couples do that all the time, right?"
Girls5eva
"Swedish royals."
Girls5eva
"Pastor Chazz and Mrs. Pastor Chazz."
Girls5eva
"That president with the leg blanket and his shorty."
Girls5eva
"- Stevia, are you hearing this?"
Girls5eva
"- Well, everyone's public persona is a character."
Girls5eva
"Like, on TikTok, I'm anti-bullying."
Girls5eva
"But in real life-- [ring light clatters]"
Girls5eva
"- Oh! Dag, respect the elders, yo!"
Girls5eva
"[plucky music]"
Girls5eva
"- Dawn, I like that fourth bridge."
Girls5eva
"But what if that's the chorus?"
Girls5eva
"- Oh."
Girls5eva
"- And move her 60s before her 30s?"
Girls5eva
"- Mm-hmm. - Hey, uh, Ray?"
Girls5eva
"Can you give us a sec?"
Girls5eva
"We need to empty Gloria's fluid bag."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, yeah, sure. Right on."
Girls5eva
"- I don't have a bag anymore."
Girls5eva
"I urinate by lying sideways in the shower."
Girls5eva
"- So...how we gonna do it?"
Girls5eva
"- Do what?"
Girls5eva
"- Get rid of Ray!"
Girls5eva
"We got another toxic dude on our hands."
Girls5eva
"- Did I miss something?"
Girls5eva
"Did he take his dick out?"
Girls5eva
"Not that I would notice. They are so boring to me."
Girls5eva
"- No."
Girls5eva
"- I don't think I saw him sniff our chairs."
Girls5eva
"- He didn't, but--"
Girls5eva
"- It seems like he's asking the right questions,"
Girls5eva
"like, "What is the theme of our album?""
Girls5eva
"Is it Daniel Powter?"
Girls5eva
"- Oh, my God! - Jesus."
Girls5eva
"- [gasps] I got a Google Image alert."
Girls5eva
"My paparazzo pics are up."
Girls5eva
"They're probably on EW or TMZ"
Girls5eva
"or DMZ, the North Korean TMZ."
Girls5eva
"Okay. Uploaded to wikiFeet."
Girls5eva
"I have a perfect rating, you know."
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