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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Robert De Niro (S10E10)

"she can fight off an entire barge"
Archer
"full of murderous Dri'n pirateswithout me."
Archer
"- Uh, first of all-- female voice: Hull breach."
Archer
"- Oh, no. - Oh, that's no good."
Archer
"- Talk about crazy, huh?"
Archer
"[laser hissing]"
Archer
"- Whoo! Now, that's what I calla nice gash."
Archer
"- [laughing, snarling]"
Archer
"- No, we're not doingspace phrasing."
Archer
"- [snarls] - Uh, because it's derivative."
Archer
"- And also because I said so. female voice: Hull breach."
Archer
"- I'm the only chanceyou've got."
Archer
"Malory: He's right, you know."
Archer
"- Yeah, you gotta let him go."
Archer
"- That, or let us in that damn pod!"
Archer
"- I vote pod. - Cyril!"
Archer
"And, I'm sorry, have we all forgotten"
Archer
"he basically sexually assaulted me"
Archer
"with a rolled-up magazine?"
Archer
"- No. - That's evidence."
Archer
"- You're evidence!"
Archer
"- And there was nothingsexual about it."
Archer
"- I don't know. I thought it was pretty sexy."
Archer
"[alarm blaring]"
Archer
"On opposite day! Gross, you guys!"
Archer
"- Goddamn."
Archer
"- Lana, I'm sorryI attacked you."
Archer
"I honestly don't know what got into me."
Archer
"And when this is over, you can punish me"
Archer
"however you see fit."
Archer
"- It's howmever. - Shut up!"
Archer
"But this calls for someserious swashbuckling,"
Archer
"and no one else canbuckle swashes like me, so--"
Archer
"female voice: Xenomorphs detected."
Archer
"- Oh, no! - Your call."
Archer
"female voice: Xenomorphs detected."
Archer
"- [groans]"
Archer
"[laser hissing]"
Archer
"- [laughs]"
Archer
"[all shouting]"
Archer
"[laughs]"
Archer
"female voice: Xenomorphs detected."
Archer
"- You're damn right, they are."
Archer
"Get some! Yeah."
Archer
"Be a hitter, big un. And have fun out there."
Archer
"Oh, hey, and, uh, if anyone finds Archer,"
Archer
"remember, he's all mine."
Archer
"- Okay, so Mother-- here you go--"
Archer
"is gonna lure them into the holodeck."
Archer
"- Why?"
Archer
"- Well, for one thing, because shut up."
Archer
"But remember-- here you go--"
Archer
"if we have to fall back--"
Archer
"and we can probably go ahead and make that"
Archer
""when we fall back"-- here, take some of these--"
Archer
"fall back to the escape pod."
Archer
"The pod is the Alamo."
Archer
"- If we're just gonnago back there,"
Archer
"why'd we leavein the first place?"
Archer
"- Because the goalisn't to run away so fast,"
Archer
"it makes your vagina flap."
Archer
"- Plus, all the guns are in here."
Archer
"Krieger: Not all of them."
Archer
"- You got the sentry guns online?"
Archer
"- Yep, yep, yep. - Okay."
Archer
"Here we go!"
Archer
"[computer beeping]"
Archer
"[gunfire]"
Archer
"[beeping]"
Archer
"- A and B guns firing."
Archer
"- Wait, wait, wait.At what?"
Archer
"- What?"
Archer
"[gunfire]"
Archer
"- 80, 60-- - What the shit, Krieger?"
Archer
"Krieger: 40. [beeping]"
Archer
"That's it."
Archer
"- Then what was the point?"
Archer
"- Mm-mm-mm. Director's cut?"
Archer
"- Ugh. - Right?"
Archer
"Barry-6: Wait, what?"
Archer
"Uh, did they even hit anybody?"
Archer
"- [grunts] - [laughs]"
Archer
"So then just totally pointless."
Archer
"- [snarling] - [laughs]"
Archer
"Unless you lean on them,you big dummy."
Archer
"- Okay, Mother-- Barry-6: Archer!"
Archer
"- That's your cue. - And just how exactly"
Archer
"am I supposed to lure those creeps"
Archer
"to the holodeck without getting myself killed?"
Archer
"[gasps] Oh, right, right, right, right, right."
Archer
"[shimmering tone] Duh."
Archer
"♪ Toodles ♪"
Archer
"- The rest of you, follow me."
Archer
"Move, Cyril. I want to hear it flap."
Archer
"- [sighs]"
Archer
"- Come on, Archer. You can run, but--"
Archer
"Well, I guess you can hide, obviously."
Archer
"But stop doing it is what I'm saying."
Archer
"Malory: ♪ Yoo-hoo - Huh?"
Archer
"Malory: Who's up for some bopping and booping?"
Archer
"- I'll bop your boop, you little--"
Archer
"- [snarls] - Why would it be a ruse?"
Archer
"Come on, you mother humpers."
Archer
"[all growling]"
Archer
"Cyril: Jeezy Petes, you really arecrazy!"
Archer
"- We're sitting ducks. There's no cover."
Archer
"- Jesus Christ, do you nerds really never come down here?"
Archer
"[whirring]"
Archer
"- Oh! - This is incredible!"
Archer
"- I know, right?"
Archer
"Plus, upstairs, there's a bunch"
Archer
"of hologram whores giving out"
Archer
"old-timey 50-cent blow jobs."
Archer
"- Wait, what makes them old-timey?"
Archer
"- Uh, they're 50 cents?"
Archer
"[ragtime piano music playing]"
Archer
"Hoooo, Mikey Mike!"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"[western music]"
Archer
"Malory: Whoa!"
Archer
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