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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Robert De Niro (S10E10)

"Damn, I had something for this."
Archer
"- Did ya? Archer: Actually,"
Archer
"can we maybe call her back at a, uh,"
Archer
"time later than, um-- later than now?"
Archer
"- You're just a regularClarence Darrow."
Archer
"[sighs] You may step down.Thank you."
Archer
"Call your next witness."
Archer
"- Your Honor, the people call"
Archer
"the defendant's mother, Malory Archer."
Archer
"- Ooh."
Archer
"Come on, are we not doing that? [door hisses]"
Archer
"- Ooh. - Oh, come on."
Archer
"Are you kidding me? - Sit down, sir!"
Archer
"- Are you--she's dressed exactly like Marlene Dietrich"
Archer
"in "Witness for the Prosecution,""
Archer
"right down to the hair and the rakish little beret."
Archer
"[chuckles] Are you seeing this?"
Archer
"- Are you? - What?"
Archer
"[static crackling] How the--"
Archer
"Objection. I object."
Archer
"- To what? - I will ask the question!"
Archer
"[clears throat] It's actually the same question."
Archer
"- I don't know. Everything!"
Archer
"- Oh, then I guess we can all go home."
Archer
"[static crackling] - Can we?"
Archer
"- What the hell is happening?"
Archer
"- Don't look at me."
Archer
"- God damn it, TV's Michael Gray."
Archer
"- Uh, Your Honor-- - Wait, wait, shut up."
Archer
"- You shut up! [gavel clacking]"
Archer
"- Order! You're out of order!"
Archer
"- You're out of order! You're out of order!"
Archer
"This whole trial is out of order!"
Archer
"[muffled alarm] Th-they're out of order!"
Archer
"- Everybody shut up!"
Archer
"And you bang that thing one more time,"
Archer
"I'll break it off inside you."
Archer
"- [coughing] Legit phrasing."
Archer
"- Shh! Listen."
Archer
"female voice: Proximity alert."
Archer
"- What's going on? - What alert?"
Archer
"- Why the hell is there"
Archer
"a proximity-- [rumbling]"
Archer
"all: Whoa! - Ow!"
Archer
"female voice: Collision."
Archer
"- How the--Who's on the bridge?"
Archer
"- Nobody, because we're all down here"
Archer
"at this goddamn kangaroo railroad."
Archer
"- What? - The--the--the--the--the--"
Archer
"Choo-choo! - Krieger!"
Archer
"Why aren't you up there?"
Archer
"- Well, then who would do this?"
Archer
"- Holy shit, dude,that's really good."
Archer
"- You don't think it's derivative?"
Archer
"- No, 'cause I don't knowwhat that is."
Archer
"- [sighs] It's when--"
Archer
"- Krieger! Status report!"
Archer
"- [groans] - Right?"
Archer
"- Okay, uh, we've got moderate hull damage"
Archer
"to starboard amidships, um-- - From what?"
Archer
"- I don't know. Jesus."
Archer
"Turn that thing to the exterior cameras."
Archer
"- Oh, right. [button clicks]"
Archer
"[monitor chimes] [all shout]"
Archer
"Malory: Oh, my God."
Archer
"Archer: A Dri'n attack barge."
Archer
"- Which means..."
Archer
"- Boarding party."
Archer
"- And there ain't no party like a boarding party"
Archer
"'cause a boarding party don't stop."
Archer
"[laughs]"
Archer
"Well, until these monstrous bastards"
Archer
"have slaked their thirst for blood."
Archer
"And let me tell you, these little devils"
Archer
"are just parched. - [snarling]"
Archer
"[all shout]"
Archer
"- I know, right?"
Archer
"Barry-6, out."
Archer
"- Wh-what do we do?What do we do?"
Archer
"- Well, the first thingwe've gotta do--"
Archer
"and I'm sure we can allagree on this--"
Archer
"is declare a mistrial."
Archer
"[laser humming]"
Archer
"- Come on, man. What's taking so long?"
Archer
"- [grunting in Dri'n]"
Archer
"- "Space metal"? - [grunts]"
Archer
"- Think about how dumb that sounds."
Archer
"Now, come on, let's"
Archer
"peel this banana and..."
Archer
"[grunts] Take a bite."
Archer
"I mean, before they all get away"
Archer
"in an escape pod, of course."
Archer
"Lana: Cyril!"
Archer
"Cyril: Lana... - You are not..."
Archer
"- I'm serious. - Abandoning ship."
Archer
"- Do not make me hit you. - Excuse me?"
Archer
"- No, I-- I didn't mean that."
Archer
"[blow lands] [groans]"
Archer
"- Whoa! - Ow!"
Archer
"- [laughs] Serves you right!"
Archer
"- Trying to cut the line like that!"
Archer
"- What--No one is abandoning ship!"
Archer
"We're gonna stay hereand fight!"
Archer
"- I really don't think we should."
Archer
"- [laughs]Yeah, good luck with that."
Archer
"- Meaning?"
Archer
"- Meaning those freaksare literally gonna"
Archer
"chew you up and spit you out. - Well--"
Archer
"- Or not spit you out."
Archer
"I don't know about pirate dining etiquette,"
Archer
"but definitely the chewing up part."
Archer
"- Well, nobody asked you, since last I checked,"
Archer
"you're a goddamn mutineer."
Archer
"- Well, the last I checked--and I'm not being facetious--"
Archer
"nice sweater dress. - What?"
Archer
"- Sweater dress? - What?"
Archer
"- So you think maybe you arecrazy?"
Archer
"- [laughs]I'm crazy?"
Archer
"- I mean..."
Archer
"- She's crazy if she thinks"
Archer
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