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Clips from A League of Their Own - Stealing Home (S01E01)

"Okay, okay. All right, um..."
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"The Blue Sox pitcher? The really girly one?"
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"- And how! - Oh, yeah. In a big way."
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"- [Lupe] Yes. - She's so girly!"
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"So are you. So is Greta. I mean, not everybody's butch."
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"[quietly] What's a butch?"
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"- Ah, boy. - [Jess chuckles]"
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"I bet 35 percent of the League are queers."
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"Just 35? Yeah, right. The batboy. [whispers] Even the batboy."
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"Hey, Martin."
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"Martin's gay. Very gay."
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"So..."
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"You both have been with women since we've been here?"
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"[both] No."
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"- You could say that. - Just a wee bit."
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"- How many? - Like, this week?"
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"- Exponentially grow by five. - What?"
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"How are you finding them?"
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"[Lupe] Watch."
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"- Oh, my God. - Uh..."
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"- Veronica? She's a biter. - Okay."
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"- Okay. - Here."
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"Oh. [clears throat]"
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"- Twins. - Hey."
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"[Lupe] Hi."
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"We're ballplayers, Carson. We're famous. Everyone wants us."
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"Hi! You ladies like, uh, beer?"
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"- Yes. - We love beer very much."
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"That's great."
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"- You're the catcher, right? - [Carson] Yeah."
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"Um, yeah, and she's married. And she's taken. [chuckles]"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, shit."
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"Me, I'm as free as a foul ball."
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"Carson? Beers."
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"Okay."
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"- [Jess] Where you ladies from? - [Twin 1] Around here."
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"[Lupe] That's fascinating."
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"Hello."
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"- Oh, hi. - Hi. First time?"
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"- Uh, yes. - Yes."
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"Have you landed back on Earth yet?"
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"I definitely have not."
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"My name is Vi. I own this place."
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"Oh, wow. It's incredible."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Do you like gin?"
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"Um, I don't know if I've had... You know what? Yes, I do."
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"Say uncle. Say uncle. Say uncle."
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"Boom!"
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"I cannot believe that they make you guys play in skirts."
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"Yeah. I don't even think about it anymore, to be honest."
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"I understand. And you're the coach. I mean,"
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"you're doing something no one has ever done before you."
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"Yeah. I guess that's true."
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"I just hope I'm not terrible at it."
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"Come on, now. You are not terrible. You won the last four."
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"Yeah, I try not to say that out loud too much."
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"You know, I have a friend who was a tightrope walker."
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"He told me the whole secret is, "Whatever you do, don't look down."
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""Because then you realize exactly what it is you've been doing." You know."
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"- Hey, sweetie. - Hey, honey."
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"This is my beautiful wife, Edie. She is a huge Peaches fan."
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"Yes, I am."
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"- Um, wait, I know you from outside the theater. - Yes."
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"- You said your wife? - Yes, my wife."
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"You were with a man, and I just assumed he was your husband."
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"Oh, no. That was not my husband."
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"- That was our friend, Danny. - Danny, over there."
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"He's occupied. [chuckles]"
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"- He's a soldier. - [whispers] There are a lot of soldiers in here."
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"I just... I don't..."
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"Like, I... [laughs]"
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"How is any of this possible?"
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"I mean, the bar? You being married? I..."
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"How is this allowed?"
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"It's really not."
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"We've faced some hard times. We had to move around a lot."
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"But we've been here six years."
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"It's been pretty good. Great home."
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"I mean, it's not a mansion. But I am working on that."
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"- I like it. - You do?"
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"I do, I like it very much."
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"I'd like something a little bigger. A little showier for the friends."
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"We got married here. Not officially."
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"But it was, by far, the best day of my life."
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"You're so sweet."
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"It sounds like a dream."
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"Like Oz."
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"It kind of is like that."
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"Here's to Dorothy."
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"[Carson and Edie] Oz."
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"It was amazing. She was there, she was there."
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"- I mean, Greta, everyone was like us. - Yeah."
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"You gotta come with me sometime."
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"We just can't go to a bar like that, so close to home."
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"But, listen, I was thinking about it."
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"I'm gonna take you out on that date."
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"Next time we have a night off, I'll take you somewhere special."
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"Really? That'd be okay?"
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"- Think so. - Okay."
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"Okay."
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"What is that smell?"
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"Uh, sorry. That is absolutely me."
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"I have not changed my socks in weeks. Anyone else?"
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"I haven't swapped out my undies since we started this sweep..."
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"Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it!"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Wait, are you saying you have been changing your clothes?"
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"- Yes, Jess. - Me, too. No one told me!"
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"- Are you kidding me? - What are you talking about?"
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"[all arguing]"
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"Okay, okay. Peaches, circle up. Here we go. Okay."
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"I'm not making the rally speech today."
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"- Hallelujah! - Okay, uh, so, um..."
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"Someone else is gonna do it every time actually"
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"from here, moving forward now."
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"- Fun! - [Carson] So, who should it be?"
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"- Who should start? - [Shirley] Should we put names in a hat?"
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"Honestly, the suspense."
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