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Clips from Derry Girls - The President (S02E02)

"[Jim] Ssh, Joe."
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"I can't spend the rest of my life traipsing about after bloody presidents."
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"I've other things to be at, girls."
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"Shut up, Joe."
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"What the blazes is wrong with you? Mouth!"
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"I think I've got something."
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"Don't toy with me now, Jim."
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"[garbled voices on radio, static]"
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"Aye, it was a CIA agent, all right."
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"He said they're taking Bill back to base,"
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"and I know where it is."
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"We need to move quickly."
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"-You still OK to drive us? -What?"
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"We need someone to stay in the car, in case things don't go to plan."
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"So, a getaway driver, essentially."
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"We're talking worst-case scenario."
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"We're talking no-case scenario!"
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"[Gerry] Just doesn't make any sense, Jim."
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"I heard him say it. As clear as day it was."
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"Burt. Why would they bring him to Burt?"
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"Well, that's what's so clever about it."
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"Nobody's gonna go looking"
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"for the President of the U.S.A. in Burt now, are they?"
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"If you went about saying Bill Clinton was in Burt,"
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"people would think you were clean mad."
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"Precisely."
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"Look, lads, if you want my opinion--"
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"-We don't. -Grand."
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"This Clinton boyo is actually America's 42nd president,"
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"which is interesting, now, because JFK, well, he was the 35th."
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"Why is that interesting?"
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"Well, it's not really, I suppose."
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"Sometimes I'll just say something to get me from one sentence to the other, Joe."
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"You know how it is."
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"Shall we just stop here on the left?"
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"I'm not sure what number Nixon was now,"
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"or your man-- what you call him?-- the beardy fella in the hat,"
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"the one that knocked the old slavery on the head."
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"-Lincoln. -The very boy."
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"But then, there was the 27th..."
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"...America's 30th,"
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"and then there was the lad they named all the vacuum cleaners after."
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"Jesus wept. How much further, Jim?"
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"It should be just up here on the left."
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"♪ ...up next you ♪"
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"♪ When I go out... ♪"
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"We're back in the same place."
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"And Kennedy, of course, the poor critter."
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"How?"
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"Lovely fella. Hands on him like shovels."
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"How the feck are we back in the same feckin' place?"
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"What's going on?"
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"I've driven 178 miles,"
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"and I'm back where I was five feckin' hours ago, Joe."
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"-That's what's going on. -You stupid bloody eejit."
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"Thon Reagan character, he was another--"
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"Stop listing presidents, Colm!"
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"He'll list presidents if he wants to list presidents."
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"Ah, there it is!"
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"Roscarna Road! That's it! That's what they said!"
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"Well-spotted, Jim."
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"Good man yourself, Jim."
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"So, where would we be without you, Jim?"
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"♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪"
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"♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪"
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"♪ Just to be the man... ♪"
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"Daddy and Gerry not back yet?"
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"They must have had a few drinks and lost track of time."
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"You know what Bill's like."
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"God, aye, any excuse to whip out the old saxophone."
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"-We'd better hit the Guildhall. -You're a bit early, are you not?"
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"Clare's been there since five this morning, Mammy."
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"It's gonna be jammed."
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"Anything from Chelsea, girls?"
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"Not a dickybird, Mammy."
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"It's her loss. That wave machine is absolutely cracker."
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"Ach, well, at least yous were given the day off, that's something."
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"We weren't give the day off, Mammy, we're playing truant."
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"Very good, Orla!"
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"Truant! What is she not, Mary?"
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"-[doorbell] -[Mary] It's open. C'mon in."
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"All right?"
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"I hope you don't mind, Mrs. Quinn, but..."
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"Ach, Cathy, it's yourself."
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"-Long time, girls. -It is indeed."
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"And fair play to you, Cathy."
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"You've kept them eyebrows shipshape, so you have."
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"-Credit where credit's due. -Ach, you're too kind, Sarah."
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"I'm serious. They're in great nick."
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"That must be some comfort to you."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"We heard about your wee divorce. Nightmare."
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"Yeah, it was a difficult decision, but Paul, my ex, well,"
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"he just became so controlling."
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"Jesus. Really?"
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"He was unbearable towards the end."
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"It was always, "Oh, Cathy, why did you stay out all night?""
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"or "Who was that man you were having dinner with, Cathy?""
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"He was very insecure."
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"Wonder why."
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"I mean James' father was the same."
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"I just seem to attract the possessive, jealous types. I don't know what it is."
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"It's the eyebrows."
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"Anyway, I hate to impose on you, but I just need to make a quick call,"
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"and unbelievably, my sister doesn't have a phone."
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"She got rid of it when we racked up that massive bill"
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"ringing Russell Grant's horoscope line."
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"Didn't see that coming."
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"James said that you wouldn't mind if I just..."
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"Of course not. Work away."
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"You're a brick. [laughs] Let me just find my Filofax."
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"[whispers] A brick?"
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"Are you staying with your Deirdre, then?"
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"Yes, I am, and it's a bloody nightmare, if I'm being honest with you."
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"I'd forgotten just how small these little houses are."
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"I really don't know how you do it."
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"Oh, we struggle through, Cathy, in our teeny tiny house."
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"But it's all worth it if I get to see my big, handsome boy. [laughs]"
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"He's gonna be the only man in my life from now on."
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"Aye, right."
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