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Clips from Derry Girls - The President (S02E02)

"you have to do the wrong thing,"
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"and on this occasion, right is wrong and wrong is right."
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"What the fuck are you on about?"
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"Are you going to sack off school or not?"
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"Let's do it."
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"[Dennis] That'll be £1.99."
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"Right."
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"Is there some sort of a problem here, girls?"
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"Not a problem, as such. More of a-a-a question, really."
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"You think I'm here to answer questions, do you?"
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"Who am I, Magnus fucking Magnusson?"
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"He doesn't answer questions, he asks them."
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"Pipe the fuck down."
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"It's just it's pink, white and purple, Dennis."
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"-So? -Well, it should be red, white and blue."
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"-Says who? -The rest of the world."
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"There's also quite a few stars missing."
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"-No, there's not. -There's only 30 stars here."
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"There should be 50, because the stars represent the states, so--"
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"-Some of them left. -Some states left!"
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"-That's right. -Some states left America."
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"-Yep. -When did this happen?"
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"The other day."
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"God, that's desperate."
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"I don't know,"
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"I just feel like if 20 states left the USA,"
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"we might have heard about it."
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"They didn't want to make it into a big thing."
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"So, these are the new, modern, up-to-date flags."
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"They've just brought them out."
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"OK. It's just,"
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"well, I'm not convinced that's actually true."
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"Well, why would I lie?"
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"Because you bought a fuckload of dud flags,"
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"and you're trying to get rid of them."
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"Get out!"
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"What first attracted him to a career in retail, do you think?"
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"[brakes squeak, grind]"
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"Hello there."
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"Why don't you hop in?"
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"Oh, come on now. Don't be shy."
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"Help! Stranger! Stranger danger!"
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"Jesus Christ, Erin."
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"Help! This woman is trying to abduct us!"
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"Help! Fire! There's a fire!"
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"Fire? What the fuck are you on about?"
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"It gets more attention. I read it somewhere."
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"-Kidnapper! -Help! Fire!"
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"Help! There's a kidnapper on fire!"
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"Will yous all just shut the fuck up? It's fine."
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"She's not a kidnapper."
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"Well, who is she?"
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"My Aunt Cathy."
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"Hello, Mum."
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"[radio static, indistinct chatter]"
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"[radio static continues]"
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"[TV reporter] The Prime Minister said"
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"that it quite clearly helped to revive..."
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"What exactly is the plan over there?"
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"They're trying to discover the location of the presidential basecamp."
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"Does that mean which hotel he's staying in?"
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"I think so, aye."
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"What kept you two?"
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"We have some serious scandal, Mammy."
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"I'm not interested in any of your old schoolgirl gossip, Erin."
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"I am."
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"We just met James' mammy."
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"Cathy Maguire's back? Really?"
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"She tried to set us on fire."
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"-She did what?! -She didn't."
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"Jesus, but she's no shame."
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"Tell me this, wains. How were the eyebrows?"
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"-[Erin] What do you mean? -The eyebrows."
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"Were they looking well?"
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"I didn't really notice her eyebrows."
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"Cathy Maguire had the best eyebrows in Derry back in her day."
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"She could have given Joan Crawford a run for her money."
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"Isn't that right, Mary?"
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"I've no time for Cathy Maguire."
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"The woman abandoned her own wain, Sarah."
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"She always was one cold, self-serving, wee madam."
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"I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about her eyebrows."
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"Cathy and her eyebrows are two separate entities."
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"All right, don't be gettin' worked up."
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"I just think you should be able to compliment a woman's eyebrows"
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"without having her personality dragged into it."
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"-[doorbell] -Fine, her eyebrows were exceptional."
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"Thank you."
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"[Erin yelling] It's Uncle Colm!"
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"Dear God, no."
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"Everything all right, Colm?"
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"Oh, God, aye."
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"Well, the old knee's giving me a bit of jip,"
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"but sure, I'll not bore you with the details."
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"I doubt that."
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"I felt a twinge there this morning, and I says to myself, says I,"
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""Colm, you'll need to get that seen to."
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"You can't let that go," for--"
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"and you'll maybe not remember this, girls,"
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"but Maggie Murphy felt a twinge on a Monday,"
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"and on the Thursday of the very same week,"
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"sure didn't she drop dead at the bingo?"
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"And her sitting on a full house, too."
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"But sure, you can't take it with you, as they say."
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"God rest her soul."
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"Is there something we can do for you, Colm?"
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"Oh, I just called round to help with this CIA business."
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"Who told you about that?"
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"[clears throat] I did, Joe."
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"Why?"
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"Look, Colm's met JFK."
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"He has experience with presidents. He'll know what to do."
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"No chance."
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"I'm sorry, Colm, but you can't be part of this."
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"If you meet Bill Clinton, you'll be a president up."
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"You'll have two presidents to my one."
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"I can't have you getting ahead of me, president-wise."
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"One of his presidents is dead."
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"-It still counts. -Ssh!"
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"I'll have to even things up again."
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