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Clips from Derry Girls - The President (S02E02)

"["The Star-Spangled Banner" plays]"
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"[radio announcer] The President of the United States,"
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"Bill Clinton, a committed supporter of the peace process,"
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"will visit both sides of the community during his trip to Belfast,"
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"before traveling to Londonderry."
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"[Granda Joe] He's here!"
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"He's here! He's landed!"
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"I know he has, Da."
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"And look at the state of the place."
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"I'd better tell Jim across the road."
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"Christ, I'm at my wits' end."
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"Firstly, he's not coming to Derry until tomorrow."
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"Have you seen the hack of those skirting boards, Gerry?"
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"I'd need a week to tackle them."
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"And secondly, I think it's unlikely he'll call to our house."
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"He might call, Gerry."
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"Aye, he might take a notion."
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"I think presidential visits are quite carefully planned."
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"I'm not sure there's an awful lot of room for notion-taking."
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"Hope you're right, Gerry, for it's like Beirut in here."
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"I mean, when was the last time these were bleached?"
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"I couldn't hand Hillary that."
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"I'd say she keeps her place shining, Mary."
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"Sure, she'd put you to shame."
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"Right, we need to clear this table."
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"Jim's bringing his equipment over."
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"-What equipment? -Them old radio transmitters he collects."
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"Him and Daddy think they can tap into the CIA system on them."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Jim really buzzes off radio contact."
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"You cannot tap the CIA, Joe."
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"It'll make tracking Clinton down much easier."
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"Right. I don't think the CIA enjoy people tracking the President down."
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"I think they can get funny about that type of stuff."
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"Well, let them try and bloody stop me."
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"They will stop you, Joe. They're the CIA."
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"I won't miss my chance. Not again."
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"You hear me, boy?"
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"What the hell is he planning to do?"
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"When JFK came to Dublin, Uncle Colm met him. Daddy didn't."
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"Things are going to be different this time, I tell you."
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"JFK spoke to Colm? Christ, that man didn't have much luck, did he?"
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"I'm not sure any of us will get to meet Bill or Hillary."
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"Some sense at last."
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"They'll be far too busy."
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"That's why we've decided to take Chelsea off their hands."
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"What?"
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"We're going to bring her to Lisnagelvin swimming pool."
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"-The wave machine's been fixed. -Lovely."
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"Hope she remembers her swimming cap, Erin."
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"They've got dead strict about swimming caps."
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"And that wain has some head of hair on her."
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"Dear Jesus."
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"-Any word from Chelsea? -Not yet."
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"We sent that letter over a week ago."
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"Are you sure you got the address right?"
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"Chelsea Clinton, the White House, America."
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"It just doesn't make any sense."
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"Did you send it first class?"
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"We're not made of money, Michelle."
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"-♪ Christmastime ♪ -♪ Silent night ♪"
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"-♪ Mistletoe and wine ♪ -♪ Holy night ♪"
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"♪ Children singing Christian rhyme ♪"
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"♪ With logs on the fire ♪"
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"♪ And gifts on the tree ♪"
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"♪ A time to rejoice ♪"
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"♪ In the good that we see ♪"
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"That totally just wrecked my buzz."
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"Great stuff altogether."
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"A fitting rendition of what I consider to be"
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"the most godawful song ever written."
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"Just one announcement today, girls."
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"I'm sure many of you will have guessed what it's about."
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"Although tomorrow is not officially a public holiday,"
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"schools across the city have decided to view it as such"
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"because tomorrow"
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"the President of the United States of America"
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"is coming here, to Derry."
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"You're a little young to perhaps understand the enormity of this."
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"A few short months ago,"
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"this would have been unimaginable, but here we are..."
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"and I for one can barely believe it."
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"I mean, people in this place stop killing each other for five minutes,"
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"and the whole world loses the absolute run of itself."
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"This visit concerns me for a number of reasons, girls,"
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"but mostly because I am scared it will give the Pope ideas,"
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"and that's the last thing I need. No."
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"Our Lady Immaculate will play no part in this farce,"
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"and I expect to see you all here tomorrow morning, business as usual."
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"Is that clear?"
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"[all murmuring]"
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"Is that clear?"
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"Yes, Sister Michael."
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"And the Father, Son, Holy Spirit..."
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"She can't do this."
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"-She simply cannot do this. -Well, she's done it, Clare."
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"But it's history. She's making us miss history."
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"Ach, but I really wanted to find out"
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"what that Cromwell fella got up to next."
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"I really enjoy him."
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"Not history class, Orla."
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"Real history. History being made."
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"And Irish people aren't allowed to enjoy Oliver Cromwell, Orla."
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"-Why? -'Cause he was a fuckin' arsehole."
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"Look, Bill doesn't even get here till four o'clock tomorrow."
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""Bill"? Who are you, his ma?"
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"We've got plenty of time, is all I'm saying."
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"Do you know how packed that Guildhall Square's gonna be, James?"
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"You'd have to camp overnight just to get a glimpse of him."
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"Chelsea will sort us out."
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"-I'm not sure I trust Chelsea anymore. -Aye, Chelsea might be flaky."
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"She does have crafty eyes."
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"OK, I'm not comfortable with the Chelsea bashing, girls."
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"This is the biggest thing that's ever happened here,"
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"that's ever likely to happen here. We should be part of it."
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"We will be."
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"Are you suggesting we play truant?"
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"OK, normal people don't call it that, but yes. Yes, I am."
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"You know what, girls?"
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"Sometimes in order to do the right thing,"
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