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Clips from Betas - One on One (S01E01)

"Trey. Don't be like this."
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"I'll see you at the office. Or not."
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"I mean, I wouldn't want to complicate things."
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"(sighs)"
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"HOBBES: Those Russian motherfuckers"
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"were still soldering at 4:00 a.m."
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"I could barely hear myself think"
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"over the sound of their ventilation system."
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"Why were you here at 4:00 in the morning?"
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"Think about it. This town's an innovation hub."
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"One blast from an EMP-- boom... the country's off the grid!"
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"I think Ohio can survive a night without Facebook."
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"If you're not gonna help me, just get out of my way."
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"I am helping! I'm being vigilant."
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"What are you doing, "No Fly List"?"
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"Are those pajamas?"
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"Hey, man. Don't touch my clothes. Hey."
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"Maybe you need to get a couple extra hours of sleep, man."
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"You're cracking up."
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"(announcer speaking indistinctly)"
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"Bullshit! If this was real wrestling,"
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"you'd be disqualified."
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"Even real wrestling isn't real, scrote."
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"Say that again, you mark. I'll end you."
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"Chance senses a sadness in you."
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"Man, this reminds me of hanging with Don Fagen back in '72."
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"Steely Dan had just released Can't Buy a Thrill"
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"and Pong was all the rage."
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"We used to drop ludes and pump quarters into that machine."
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"And that's when I knew..."
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"...tech was the future."
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"Pong? Man, are you kidding me?"
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"You were, like, born at the wrong time."
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"The new PS Four graphics are gonna melt your face off!"
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"I saw Hendrix play Berkeley and had a three-way with Twiggy."
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"You kids don't know what face melting is."
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"You boys are good shits, though."
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"I wanna get your input as I move forward with this deal."
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"(announcer speaking indistinctly)"
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"It's important to me that I do right by the fans."
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"You guys are the heart of A.W.E. There's no show without you."
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"ANNOUNCER: Oh no! (continues indistinctly)"
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"How you like me now, biotch?"
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"(laughs) You little bitch. (laughs)"
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"- Beginner's fucking luck. - (laughs)"
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"Crashed again."
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"I'm gonna have to start calling you Nash Bandicoot."
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"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to account for"
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"every single permutation of a program?"
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"Millions of variables."
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"Yeah, I do, man. And maybe if you weren't so busy"
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"playing pants police maybe we could finish the fucking build."
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"Guys! Focus. What did the regression tests tell you?"
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"Are these phones stolen?"
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"Don't ask questions you won't like the answer to."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry."
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"Where have you been? We've been coding since dawn."
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"We have a little launch thing happening."
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"Shut... listen. You're not gonna believe me,"
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"but I was up all night raging with The Murch."
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"- Don't say raging. - Wait. You were with Murchison?"
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"Yeah. And, uh, I had him all wrong."
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"Because the dude is like the dopest."
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"Did you know that he named all the ghosts in Pac Man?"
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"And that Pinky was actually named after Twiggy's..."
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"I'm glad you two decided to have a bro down"
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"in the final hours before launch,"
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"but if you could pull up your chair"
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"and bang out some code, that'd be awesome."
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"What're you doing here?"
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"Your prayers have been answered, Mitchie."
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"I'm your new co-worker."
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"If you dorks are gonna dry hump"
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"I need to be somewhere else. Now."
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"I think Hobbes is living here."
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"- What? - He sleeps here, showers here."
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"He never goes home. And his jeans are jammies."
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"(cell phone chimes)"
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"What I said last night-- that was unfair."
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"I didn't mean to make it personal."
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"It's fine. You've been against BRB from the get-go."
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"I don't know why I thought you"
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"and I... whatever, would change that."
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"But I'm not against you, Trey. I believe in you."
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"I told you not to launch because I care,"
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"not because I want to stand in your way."
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"And... I might not be around"
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"to protect you if you run into trouble."
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"Well, what does that mean?"
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"I got offered a job. In Seattle. Running my own team."
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"Nothing fancy, but something I can build on my own terms."
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"Are you going to take it?"
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"I don't know."
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"You know, I never asked for your protection."
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"Hell, I never asked you for anything."
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"And now that I need you, now that we're hours away..."
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"Nine out of ten companies that come"
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"through Velocity don't make it."
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"That's the cold, hard truth."
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"Murch makes a living betting that one outta ten hits it big."
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"And I don't want you to be one of the nine."
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"I'm not gonna be."
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"I know you think that, Trey."
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"But that feeling he gives you"
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"of being special, being the chosen one..."
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"just try not to let it cloud your vision."
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"(cheering)"
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"Ah!"
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"(cheers)"
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"Thanks for coming out."
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"I thought your team could use a break."
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"All due respect, sir, but a break is the last thing we need."
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"We're supposed to launch in 60 hours."
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"And you're having doubts. Any rational man would."
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"BRB is your future, right? It's everything."
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"I just want to make sure we put our best foot forward."
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"You only launch once."
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"Now you're sounding like Lisa."
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"Don't get me wrong, she's smart. She's a strategic thinker."
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"But she's not bold. She's not like us."
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