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Clips from Betas - One on One (S01E01)

"It's a little thing called true athleticism."
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"You know, you can't just Ted Dibiase"
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"all over our dreams, dude."
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"Because, uh, we are the ring."
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"We're the ring that protects the ring, and we are stronger"
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"than the influence of the corrupting almighty Benjamin."
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"Biggie Smalls, ya heard? Please recognize."
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"Respectfully. Sir."
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"What company are you with?"
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"BRB, sir. I'm super sorry, I just..."
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"Ah, yes, one of Barrett's young wizards."
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"Coming in here pretending to piss..."
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"Takes a lot of balls, and a real hard-on for the sport."
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"What are you doing later tonight?"
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"Um, working, sir. We have a launch coming up."
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"Have a drink with me. I wanna pick your brain."
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"♪"
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"You sure this gear's legit?"
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"I don't need some knockoff Dell"
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"flaming out five minutes after I boot up."
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"Papi, does this look like Chinatown to you?"
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"Listen, I deal in only authentic luxury electronics."
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"Okay. Look, if Mikki vouches for you, that's good enough."
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"So, what's next?"
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"Well, I can get you your shit, that's no problem."
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"But it's gonna take me some time, you know."
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"A couple days. Maybe more."
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"A couple... what... I... I thought you guys"
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"had warehouses full of hot merchandise."
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"You guys? Hot merchan-?"
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"Mija, explain to boyfriend here he best shut his fuckin' mouth."
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"Give us a sec. Alright, he's negotiating, McNulty, okay?"
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"You want same-day delivery, you gotta sweeten the pot."
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"I already offered him everything I've got."
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"Unless he wants equity in a social app."
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"(laughs) Social? Aye, Papi, that market is saturated."
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"No. No, I like your ride."
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"That's a real classy piece."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"This was my high-school graduation gift."
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"It belonged to my dad."
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"Final offer."
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"♪"
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"Man, Mr. Murchison, we totally coulda come to you."
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"- I feel terrible making you... - Nonsense."
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"When I see your kind of passion,"
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"I roll up my sleeves and get dirty."
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"It's the secret of my success. That, and HGH."
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"I want you to tell me everything that you know about A.W.E."
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"I don't know, boys. Where do we start?"
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"Favorite costumes?"
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"Trevor, please don't be weird right now."
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"Um, five-star matches?"
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"That's easy."
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"Joey Ryan and Scott Lost versus Homicide and "B" -Boy"
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"at the Tango & Cash Tag Tourney."
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"- Epic. - Ew. I'm disgusted."
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"Are you for real? Joey Ryan's a cheating little twat."
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"He only beat Steen at Chanukah Chaos"
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"because Super Dragon worked him over first!"
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"Do you even read the dirt sheets?"
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"I read the dirt sheets first thing in the morning."
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"Woah, woah, gentlemen, slow down. Try a little foreplay."
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"I've got a lot to learn."
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"I got a chameleon named Chance. You wanna check him out?"
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"Just shut the fuck up, Trevor."
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"Murch, I'm gonna show you a move that in the Luchardor circuits"
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"is known as the Unbreakable Deathlock."
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"What? Oh, come on. No."
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"Seriously, I'm... I'm gonna Hulk out."
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"And he's going."
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"Trev?"
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"Oh, I'm his emergency contact."
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"Trev? Trev?"
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"Fainting goat, motherfucker!"
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"- Nice. - I thought you would know that."
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"Nice performance, Ron Eldard. Very good."
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"Hey, do you wanna see"
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"some sick-ass moves on Dashawn's YouTube channel?"
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"- You bet your ass I would. - Thank you."
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"Thanks. (clears throat)"
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"Sazerac!"
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"Is that Latin?"
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"That's citrus."
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"Come on, you pussies. Go."
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"♪"
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"(knocking at door)"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"What are you... did we have plans?"
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"I thought we could celebrate. I made some big moves today."
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"We may actually pull this thing off."
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"So, I hired a marketing manager"
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"this afternoon, and then I bought"
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"stolen tech from a Puerto Rican gangster."
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"How was your day?"
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"(laughs) Uh, fine. Weird."
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"I told The Murch I didn't think you were ready."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"To buy your team some more time."
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"We don't need more time. We're tracking off the charts."
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"Why are you fighting me on this?"
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"I'm not fighting you, Trey."
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"I'm advising you. It's my job."
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"Is this because of what's going on between us?"
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"Did I do something?"
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"Because I thought things were going pretty well."
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"Nothing's going on between us. You're not listening."
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"Nothing? Huh."
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"So booty texts at 3:00 a.m., that's what, advising me?"
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"Do you consult with all your teams that way?"
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"I didn't mean nothing. Okay?"
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"I just don't wanna complicate things."
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"I just spent the last year living"
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"a thousand miles away from the guy I was seeing,"
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"and now I'm sleeping with a guy I can't be seen with."
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"So I don't need a therapist"
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"to tell me that that is not healthy."
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"Cool, I get it. And Chicago's"
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"2,000 miles away from San Francisco."
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"You know, if facts matter to you."
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