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Clips from Cars on the Road - B-Movie (S01E01)

"McQUEEN: So you're going to give a speech or a toast or something?"
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"What? When?"
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"At your sister's wedding? Come on, we're only a few days away."
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"Speech? That makes me kind of nervous."
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"You know, I ain't much for getting up in front of folks."
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"Ah, Mater, I have complete faith that you can... Huh?"
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"Looky that."
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"{\an8}-"Brakelight Pictures"? - CAR 1: Quiet on the set."
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"- Camera rolling."
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"And action!"
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"- Cut! - CAR 2: Reset! Back to one!"
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"Oh, this is so cool."
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"Are you... You're Lightning McQueen, aren't you?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"- And this is my friend, Mater... - Bell! It's Lightning McQueen."
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"We have got to find a part for him."
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"Are you serious? Me?"
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"In a movie?"
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"Hitting the highway, a couple of friends"
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"With new adventures 'round every bend"
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"Whether racing fast or getting towed"
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"We're ever together, cars on the road"
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"Whoa-ho! Look at this."
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"Oh, oh, Mater, you know who that is, don't you?"
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"Uh..."
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"McQUEEN: That's legendary horror director Bella Cadavre."
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"Oh, yeah. Of course it is."
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"Now the thing about her, she insists on using only practical effects."
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"You know, real rubber monsters."
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"There's none of that fakey CGI stuff."
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"What's CGI?"
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"Well, Mater, that's technical."
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"It comes out of a computer, somehow."
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"Lightning McQueen, huh?"
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"Hey, let's cast him as Deputy Hazard."
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"Ugh. Yes, please."
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"The kid playing the deputy is busting my chops."
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"Go ahead, swap in the celebrity guest star."
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"It's going to be great."
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"Oh, excuse me, I don't want to take anybody's job."
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"- Too late. The other guy's out. - Gone. Dead to us."
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"- Uh... Okay. - Go, get 'em, buddy! Ha-ha!"
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"Do I have a script?"
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"Oh, don't worry. It's one line."
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"- Huh. One line? - Les, could you read him the line?"
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"Don't look at me."
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"Okay, uh, but what's the line?"
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"The line is "Don't look at me.""
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"Oh, uh... Well, what if it was something more like..."
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"The line is "Don't look at me.""
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"Oh, Lightning, you're doing great."
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"You need to wait outside."
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"Attack of the Space Zombies from Planet B. Scene 10 Charlie, Take one."
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"Action!"
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"It's like all his innards were completely gelatinized."
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"But how?"
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"- Ahem. - Oh."
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"- Don't LOOK at me. - Ugh! Cut!"
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""Me." It's "me." "Don't look at me.""
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"Okay? All right?"
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"Ah, okay. Now I got it."
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"Attack of the Space Zombies from Planet B."
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"Scene 10 Charlie, take two."
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"Action."
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"DON'T look at me."
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"- Cut! - Take three."
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"- Don't look at ME! - Cut!"
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"Take four."
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"Don't look AT me."
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"Cut, cut, cut!"
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"Take 37."
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"Don't look at me."
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"Close enough! Keep rolling."
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"That's cold! Sorry."
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"Do it again."
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"- Again!"
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"- Ugh! - Again!"
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"Again!"
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"Can you look more surprised?"
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"Aw, it's okay, buddy."
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"Oh, hey, look. I'm from planet Zip-Zorp."
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"Hmm. How about that guy?"
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"It's your call."
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"Listen, I'm willing to try anything."
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"- Excuse me. - Uh-oh."
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"Can you play a lovable, scared and confused ne'er do well?"
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"- Who, me? - Are you funny?"
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"You mean funny ha ha, or funny weird?"
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"I think you got this."
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"Are you sure about what you saw?"
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"Whatever it was, it looked right through me."
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"Hey, what if it was written more like,"
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""It was a brain on wheels, with a mouth full of yellow chompers."
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""I mean, what am I going to do, ask for its ID?""
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"- That's better."
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"Where you been all my life, Mr. Yuck It Up Tow Truck?"
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"Ooh. Hey. Wow."
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"So, you seem to really be giving them what they want."
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"Seems like it."
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"Huh. Let's see here. Here's a good one."
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"- Boo!"
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"Rawr!"
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"Oh, look, there he is."
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"We have a new part for you."
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"The wisecracking scientist."
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"Oh, thank goodness, because I was just going to..."
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"Anyone can play that goofy ne'er do well."
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"This part has some juice."
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"It needs your special touch."
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"The lights are coming from the cemetery tonight."
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"What do we even know about these things?"
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"You just give me five minutes with this undead hunk of bad news,"
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"I'll tell you what it had for lunch last Tuesday."
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"- I told you this guy's money."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You're a hidden talent. Let it blossom!"
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"- Huh? - Look, you can do anything."
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"What is all this?"
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"Why am I all in blue?"
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"That wacky scientist bit? That's old news."
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