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Clips from After Life (2019) - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"No. What?"
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"Unbelievable. Stan, what d'you reckon?"
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"D'you think the women are ganging up on me?"
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"He agrees with me."
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"-There's a surprise. -Apologize to her."
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"-For what? -It doesn't matter."
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"It shows strength, not weakness. Trust me."
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"I can't just go and apologize for nothing."
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"But it wouldn't be for nothing, would it?"
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"You'd be apologizing for arguing with someone you like, someone who's nice."
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"She's nice, right?"
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"-She's-- -There you are. Ahhh!"
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"-What? -[laughs]"
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"Thought so. [chuckles]"
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"Well, why don't you look at it as your first lovers' tiff?"
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Okay, good. Well done."
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"Right, I'll see you later."
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"-See you later, Stan. -[Anne chuckles]"
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"[mellow guitar music]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"[children playing and shouting]"
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"Good week?"
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"No, course not."
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"How could I possibly have had a good week?"
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"Only you know that, really."
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"Why am I paying you, then?"
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"That's a good question."
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"[clock ticking]"
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"And?"
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"Well, why are you paying me?"
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"What, so I've got to know that... too?"
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"Tony, we're here to ask and answer difficult questions about yourself."
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"Now, maybe you don't wanna know the answer."
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"Maybe the easy way out for you is to think there isn't an answer."
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"Well, there is an answer, but you seem..."
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"happier to just accept your unhappiness."
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"No, I do accept my unhappiness. I know exactly why I'm unhappy,"
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"and I also know the only thing that would stop me being unhappy"
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"is impossible."
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"What I don't know is why I pay someone who doesn't care about me."
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"Well..."
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"there are people in your life who care about you,"
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"but do they actually do what's good for you?"
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"I don't think anyone knows what's good for me."
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"Well I think it's in there somewhere."
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"I just wanna stop feeling sad."
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"[clock ticking]"
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"Do that, then."
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"Just... stop feeling sad."
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"[snorts]"
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"[Tony] So, I make some notes at the time,"
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"if I can be bothered and stay awake."
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"I get the gist of it. Their name and age,"
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"what street they live in. People love that."
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"And then I try and make..."
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"the fucking banal seem mildly interesting."
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"Erm, this guy, his pipes leaked,"
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"and a stain appeared on his wallpaper"
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"that he said looks like Kenneth Branagh."
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"-Do you know who that is? -No."
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"He's an old actor, director."
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"Erm..."
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"-Have you heard of Emma Thompson? -Yeah."
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"He'd hate that... Um... anyway,"
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"it was a stain on a wall."
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"Have you got the photos from the--"
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"Oh, yeah. Talking of photos,"
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"I've got some pictures of the date I had with the fat kid's mom the other--"
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"[Braden] Everyone, listen up."
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"Work's outing."
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"No."
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"Yeah."
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"Yes."
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"It's gonna be good for team-building."
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"There's a new comedy club in town, just opened. They're advertising with us,"
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"so I thought, show willing, bought us all tickets."
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"[Kath] I said I could have got 'em for free."
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"Yeah, I know, but you've gotta support the arts."
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"It's good. All proper comedians."
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"There is a woman on."
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"Right?"
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"Well, I'm just saying. Just checking, you're all right."
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"Good. So, yeah, come. It'll be fun."
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"-It won't. -Tony, it will. Give it a chance."
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"[Lenny] Talking of fun,"
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"I had a lot of fun on that date the other night--"
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"-[woman] Tony. -[Tony, sighing] Ohh."
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"-Who's that? -Local nutter."
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"Always trying to get in the paper, ain't you, Brian?"
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"She's new."
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"[Tony] Yep."
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"-[Tony exhales] You stink. -Never mind that."
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"Got something for your front cover,"
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"-if you're interested. -No."
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"Freddie Mercury's tooth."
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"-Where d'you get that? -Up the park, by the swings."
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"And what makes you think it's his?"
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"[snickers] Look at the size of it, mate."
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"-[laughs softly] -He's disgusting."
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"Huh? Why don't you stick a knob down your throat, blabbermouth."
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"Why do you want to be in the paper, Brian?"
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"'Cause I want to show the world what I've got, what I can do,"
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"what diseases I've had."
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"-No one's interested in your diseases. -Oh, aren't they?"
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"-[Tony] No. -Sexual exploits?"
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"-No. -No?"
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"-I'm a member of a swingers' club. -[Tony] Urgh."
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"You know the assistant manager of Tambury FC?"
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"I've given him a blowjob."
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"Stick that on your sports page."
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"[Tony] We're not gonna put it on the sports page."
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"It's not Freddie Mercury's tooth. We're not gonna put your diseases--"
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"This is a local paper about old ladies, their big fat cat,"
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"or someone finding a hat in a tree. We're not gonna go with,"
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""Oh, here's Brian Gittens, local man done proud,"
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"sucking off some fuckin' nonce at the football." Think!"
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"Have you got a jokes page?"
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"-No. -Then you're missing a trick"
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"'cause I write my own jokes. D'you wanna hear one?"
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