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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - The Fight of the Felix (S01E01)

"Besides, who needs a broken nose?"
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"Nobody, but some of us might have to chance it."
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"While you were here cooling off I went down"
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"to the Sports Page Bar and Grillto speak to Mr. McCullough."
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"Did you see him?"
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"Certainly, I... Did you turn off the oven?"
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"I didn't even know it was on."
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"That's the end of the beef Wellington."
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"Never mind the Beef Wellingotn."
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"Why did you see Splint McCullough?"
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"What did you do?"
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"I've been gone an hour and ten minutes."
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"Weren't you even aware of it?"
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"Well, I managed to amuse myself."
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"Now why did you go to see Splint McCullough?"
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"Why?"
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"To keep you from cheapening yourself"
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"by writing a biased column"
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"that's beneath your dignity, that's why."
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"Will you give me that glove, please?"
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"You actually did that for me?"
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"That's what friends are for."
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"Oh, ah, oh, will you look?"
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"What happened?"
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"Ruined, it's garbage, nothing salvageable."
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"What happened?"
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"Eight dollars and 34 cents."
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"Felix, what happened?"
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"First, he gave me"
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"an autographed hockey puck."
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"Then?"
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"Then he went to the bar to get a drink"
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"and he left me alone with his girl."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Then I made the mistake of telling her"
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"I thought she was a lady and she liked that"
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"and she kissed me."
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy."
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"Mr. McCullough witnessed this."
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"And?"
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"Broke my watch crystal."
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"Is that all he broke?"
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"Felix, that's a relief."
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"You know what he could have done to you?"
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"That was a wonderful gesture, but you shouldn't have done it."
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"He could have taken you out in the back alley,"
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"he could have murdered you."
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"He suggested that."
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"I thought it would be more gentlemanly"
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"to challenge him to a boxing match."
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"We're meeting tomorrow afternoon at Feldman's Gym."
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"Is that a clean place?"
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"Is it decent? Is it nice? Is it well-kept?"
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"Felix, will you stop putting me on?"
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"I'm not putting you one. When have I ever put anybody on?"
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"You're not putting me on."
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"You're going to get in the ring with that gorilla."
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"You know he's made out of iron."
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"He'll pulverize you. You can't do it."
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"Will you look at that?"
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"Never mind that!"
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"You know he's gonna kill you."
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"It's a matter of honor. Good."
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"The funeral will be in your honor."
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"This is my fight, it's not your fight."
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"It's my fight now."
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"Ahh, now I see it all."
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"You're doing this to punish me."
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"You're going to get McCullough to kill you"
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"so I'll feel guilty, right?"
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"False, it's not even logical."
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"Never mind logic."
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"If you're not trying to make me feel guilty"
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"why are you trying to commit suicide?"
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"Don't feel guilty. I can take care of myself."
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"In the kitchen you can take care of yourself."
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"You can't box wearing oven mitts."
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"You don't have to tell me anything about boxing."
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"Somebody better."
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"Come with me, my boy."
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"I want to show you something."
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"Wipe your feet."
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"What makes you think you can last"
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"even three seconds in a ring with Splint McCullough?"
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"You'll see. Not on the bed."
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"You're the only person I know"
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"who hangs up his clothes in alphabetical order."
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"Now, what do you think this means?"
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"It means either you're crazy or you're challenging me"
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"to a game of easy-over red-hot peppers."
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"Why do you suppose I have these along?"
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"Keep you from biting your fingernails?"
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"You didn't know that I was middleweight boxing champion"
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"of the Harvard School of Business, huh?"
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"Hey, that is you, Felix."
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"Sure it is."
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"Who's this skinny guy with the glasses?"
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"That's the former champ."
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"One of the toughest notary publics who ever lived."
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"Hey, you even got medals."
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"Why did you give it up?"
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"I changed my major to fine arts."
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"Drama students are a lot tougher"
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"than notary publics, you know."
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"I guess this proves to you I can take care of myself."
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"Felix, all it proves is thaat 20 years ago"
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"you beat up a couple of skinny C.P.A.s."
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"I can't let you do it."
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"The matter is out of your hands."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"Felix, Splint McCullough didn't get this far in hockey"
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"because of his good manners."
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"And he's still a hockey player, not a boxer."
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"You take away his ice skates and his hockey stick"
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"and what have you got?"
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"An unarmed homicidal maniac."
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"Wrong, he's a clumsy lummox"
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"and no match for a master of self-defense."
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"I still feel guilty."
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