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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - The Fight of the Felix (S01E01)

"May I talk to you for a minute?"
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"If it'll give you a thrill."
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"I'm a friend of Oscar Madison's."
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"He a fan, too?"
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"No, no, he's the gentleman you hit."
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"Oh, the sportswriter, huh?"
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm Felix Unger."
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"I'm a good friend of Mr. Madison's"
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"and I was wondering"
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"if you could tell me in your own words"
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"exactly what happened."
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"I hit him in the eye, that's what happened."
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"Yeah, I know, but why?"
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"We were sitting here talking,"
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"drinking, having a good time"
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"and your buddy made a pass at Irma."
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"Who's Irma?"
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"I'm Irma, hi."
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"Hi, pleased to meet you."
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"Ooh, likewise."
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"Normally I'm an easygoing guy."
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"I don't get mad because they make me sit"
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"in the penalty box most of the time,"
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"I don't even get mad"
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"because they don't ask me to do any TV commercials,"
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"but I do get mad when somebody"
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"messes around with my girl."
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"FELIX: I can understand that,"
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"but don't you feel that two grown men..."
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"Madison said he was gonna get me."
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"What are you, the revenge?"
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"Me? Oh, no."
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"'Cause if you are, we can step out the back"
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"and straighten it out right now."
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"I may be many things, but I'm not a street brawler."
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"Well, that ain't no street out there, that's an alley."
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"I have no quarrel with you, and if I did"
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"I certainly wouldn't settle it in an alley."
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"Splinty?"
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"As long as you're up"
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"how about getting me a beer?"
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"Sure, honey. What would you like?"
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"A big head or a little head?"
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"Surprise me."
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"You know, I just feel terrible."
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"This whole thing that happened... my fault."
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"You see, sometimes Splint"
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"doesn't pay enough attention to me."
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"So I have to do... stuff"
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"to make him take notice."
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"I figured your friend Oscar could make Splint jealous,"
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"so then he'd pay more attention to me."
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"See?"
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"Why, that's horrible."
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"The first lesson you learn in a relationship is honesty."
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"I'm surprised at you."
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"You are?"
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"Yes."
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"You're a lady."
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"All any lady has to do"
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"is be her feminine self."
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"No man can resist that."
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"You really think I'm a lady?"
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"Yes."
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"You are a beautiful person."
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"All right, buddy, that did it."
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"I was just telling her..."
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"You weren't telling, you were kissing."
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"Madison only touched, but you kissed."
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"She was kissing me."
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"It was a "thank you" kiss. Out the back..."
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"Madison already softened the ground for you."
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"I'm not going out in the back with you."
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"What, are you chicken?"
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"He's not a chicken, he's a very beautiful person."
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"Anybody don't go out back is a chicken."
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"That's a stupid assumption."
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"You're calling me stupid, huh?"
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"I'm calling your assumption stupid."
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"What's an assumption?"
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"Look, I didn't come in here to fight."
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"Well, that's the way you're going out."
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"Don't you shove me!"
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"Are you going to go out the back"
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"or do I punch you out here?"
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"Now you've done it."
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"I haven't done nothing yet."
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"You broke my watch crystal and you're going to pay for it."
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"That'll be four dollars."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It would be $8.00 new but I've had it for a year."
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"Besides, I got it wholesale."
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"Got this friend in the crystal business..."
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"Will you quit stalling and get out the back?"
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"All right, I'll fight you,"
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"but I'll fight you in a civilized way."
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"All right, I promise"
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"not to hit you with any garbage cans."
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"I mean in a proper, prizefighting ring."
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"A what?"
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"A ring with a mat and ropes and rounds,"
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"the way gentlemen beat each other up."
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"Well, that's fine with me."
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"But, Splinty, he didn't mean..."
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"You stay out of this, Irma."
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"Fine, you get a pair of gloves"
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"and you meet me tomorrow afternoon"
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"at Feldman's Gym at 3:00."
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"I'll be there."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hiya, Felix."
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"Hey, have some unbaked Alaska."
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"No, thank you."
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"I hope you finished your hate article on Mr. McCullough."
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"No, I got as far as calling Peggy Fleming"
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"a better hockey player than he is."
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"I got off some bad puns"
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"about how McCullough stinks on ice."
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"Why should I waste my talent on that big moose?"
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