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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - The Fight of the Felix (S01E01)

"What time will you be home for dinner?"
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"I don't know."
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"Man, it's hot."
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"Really? I'm kind of chilly."
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"About dinner... What's so important"
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"about what time I come home for dinner?"
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"You know, tonight I'm preparing Beef Wellington."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"I'd like you home by 7:00."
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"Okay, I'll be home around 7:00."
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"Not "around," at 7:00."
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"I've been planning this meal for a week."
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"Beef Wellington isn't something you just throw together."
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"All right, Felix, I promise, at 7:00, you'll see me"
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"sitting at the dinner table"
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"with a knife and fork in my hand."
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"FELIX: Hello. Mr. Oscar Madison, please."
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"When did he leave?"
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"Did he say anything to you before he left?"
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"Besides "good night.""
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"Well, he could have said something."
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"I know you've got your work to do, but this is important."
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"Did he happen to say anything about Beef Wellington?"
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"( receiver clicks )"
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"( door opens )"
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"Oscar?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Where have you been?"
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"My dinner's ruined."
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"Felix, will you leave me alone?"
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"Oscar, how many times do I have to tell you?"
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"The closet is for coats, the floor is for feet."
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"Hmm?"
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"If you think I'm going to pick this up..."
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"Oh, Felix, will you bug off?!"
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"Bug off?"
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"Oh, that's nice talk."
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""Felix, bug off.""
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"You know, the trouble with you"
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"is that you can't face up to your own faults."
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"( door slams )"
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"Oscar, we've got to talk this thing out."
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"Oscar?"
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"Oscar, I'm trying to communicate with you."
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"Something I've done?"
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"What have I done?"
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"Because I cleaned those sandwhiches"
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"out from under your bed?"
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"Oscar."
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"( Odd Couple theme playing )"
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"Tell me what happened."
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"What does it look like happened?"
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"I think you've been fighting."
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"Well, I haven't been fighting."
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"The guy who hit me was fighting."
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"I was on the ground groaning."
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"You were in a common street brawl?"
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"I was not in a street brawl,"
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"it was in a bar."
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"Now will you leave me alone?"
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"Don't I have a right to know?"
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"My eye and Splint McCullough's fist had a collision"
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"at the Sports Page Bar and Grill."
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"Splint McCullough... the hockey player?"
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"No, Splint McCullough the doily maker."
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"Oh, make fun of me, Oscar,"
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"because I don't understand anything about hockey."
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"But I remember that his name was in your column."
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"Hmm... Well, he's one of those"
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"rough and tough hockey players."
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"He's been around forever."
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"He spends half his life in the penalty box"
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"because he keeps hitting the other players"
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"over the head with his stick."
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"Do you understand that much? Yes."
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"Well, Felix, I am going to bury him"
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"with these two hands... Oh, Oscar."
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"In my column."
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"I'm gonna write an expose on Splint McCullough"
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"that's gonna make him wish"
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"he had gone into figure skating."
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"Oscar, you can't do that That's unprofessional."
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"That's yellow journalism."
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"No, no, Felix, that's revenge journalism."
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"Revenge is wrong."
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"Wrong, maybe, but oh, so sweet."
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"If you write an inflammatory column"
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"he'll only hit you again."
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"And then you'll write another inflammatory column"
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"and again he'll hit you, and that's the way wars begin."
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"Don't worry, Felix, if that happens,"
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"I'll see you make it safely to Canada."
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"Oh, that's funny."
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"You think it's right to crucify a man"
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"if he hits you fair and square?"
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"Whose side are you on?"
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"A big, professional hockey player"
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"hits a little writer... you call that fair and square?"
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"That's not the point. Felix."
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"Now, I may not be able to handle Splint McCullough,"
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"but you I'm not too worried about, so leave me alone."
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"( typing )"
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""The rumors keep flying that Splint McCullough"
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""will be shipped down to the minors."
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""One of his teammates summed it up best:"
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""'McCullough couldn't score a goal"
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"if his grandmother was guarding the net.'""
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"( typing )"
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""The only time Splint McCullough"
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"feels comfortable with ice is when it's in his booze.""
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"( indistinct conversations )"
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"Excuse me."
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"Do you know if Splint McCullough is still here?"
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"Right over there."
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"You should use coasters."
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"Excuse me, are you Splint McCullough?"
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"Yup, you a fan?"
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"Here's an autographed puck."
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"Thank you."
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"Don't mention it."
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